I'm going to see Carville in a town hall today. What do you think I should ask him?

[crispini]

We're having a DSCC town hall meeting today with James Carville, Barbara Boxer, and Dick Durbin. And I'm going. It's free, okay? Besides, I like Boxer. Anyway, if I should *cough* happen *cough* to be near the mic, I know DU would have some choice and pithy things to say to Mr. Carville. Suggestions? Here's my current favorite:

"Mr. Carville, I am curious about one thing. In your recent reference comparing Governor Bill Richardson to Judas. Are you implying that Hillary is Jesus?"

:rofl:

[gaiilonfong]

1. Ask him to switch to the reTHUGlican party

Since he has been enabling them!

[roguevalley]

69. since he's so into religion, ask him about the Fellowship

[MadBadger]

2. Ask him what Bill Richardson Owes to Hillary Clinton?

She didnt give him a job. He didnt work in her administration, so why does Bill Richardson owe her anything?

[Flabbergasted]

56. That's a good bet.

[polichick]

3. I'd ask him to take a flying leap! :)

[phrigndumass]

4. Ask Dick Durbin ...

... if he ever plans on running for President. He'd get my vote.

:hi:

On Edit ... You could ask Barbara Boxer the same thing. She'd get my vote, too.

[crispini]

9. I might actually ask her that.

I do like Boxer. :D

[MelissaB]

81. I like 'em both.

I'd take either...happily!

[rox63]

5. Ask why he ever got involved with that repuke she-demon Mary Matalin

And will he get his soul back when she's done with it? :shrug:

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. Ask him how he is NOT Judas for what he did following the 2004 election

[ekwhite]

7. LOL

:rofl:

How about, "are you angry you didn't win an Academy Award for your portrayal of Gollum in the LOTR series?"

[greguganus]

21. Lol. Hillary is his "precious" n/t

[C_U_L8R]

8. Mr Carville, how come the Clinton campaign

could not counter the (so-you-claim) thirty pieces of silver offer?
Is Hillary really that broke or is she just cheap?

[spotbird]

28. That's good. nt

[40ozDonkey]

10. Can we draw eyebrows on him to make sure he's facing the right way? nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

20. ....now preparing to clean my keyboard.........

:rofl:

[DearAbby]

73. SNARF

:spray::rofl:

[davidpdx]

11. If you are serious about asking him a question

Then why not ask this:

Mr. Carville, why would you make a remark that is so divisive and nasty, especially given the fact that Hillary Clinton's campaign has been criticized for that kind of behavior? Do you really believe such words help the candidate you support?

[gateley]

67. Excellent! nt

[ColbertWatcher]

12. Ask him about supporting...

...the other candidate if your original choice doesn't win the primary.

But say it in such a way he doesn't get all bent out of shape...something like:

Mr. Carville, what would you say to a voter who cannot allow the Republican's failed policies to continue to destroy our country, but whose first choice candidate isn't on the ticket for the general election?

How can you convince that person to support the other democratic candidate?

[Highway61]

13. Judas = Betrayal...right?

Why did Bill betray his wife with Monica????

Carville himself is married to someone who betrays the middle class and poorest of poor among us....every blessed day in her "conservative" voting....give me a break. He's nothing more than a lightening rod....an empty suit.

[Hugabear]

14. Ask him how often he and Karl Rove get together to compare notes

n/t

[napi21]

15. I would ignore him! James has always been a nasty fighter for whatever side he was on.

Back in 91 we all thought he was doiing a great job when he was fighting and yelling about GHB, but he was on BC's side then. NOW he sees the opposition to HIS candidate as anyone who isn't supporting Hillary, so that's how he directs his anger. As they say, National Politics "ain't" pee wee football!

[medeak]

16. how much $ does he make off the Clintons?

[michaz]

17. Don't ask him anything, just tell him that people in this country

vote for whom ever they feel is the best candidate. Tell him it is not based on who your "friend" is. Tell him that if we all voted for someone that thought we "owed" it to them, then that would be a form of bribery!

[gateley]

68. Another excellent suggestion! nt.

[Guava Jelly]

18. Ask him how Jesus is

:D

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. How does it feel waking up next to Mary Matalin?

:rofl:

[spotbird]

30. Does Mary make him wear a bag over

his head at night, or do they each wear bags so as not to horrify the other in the morning.

[TheCowsCameHome]

45. They're definitely two-baggers - If one slipped off, dial 911 would be the next step

Better safe than sorry.

[RavensChick]

59. I need a new keyboard!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I've been wondering that for years!

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

85. well imagine waking up next to the Martian?

yuck gross
:puke:

[scheming daemons]

22. Ask him who was the better traitor...Judas, Brutus, or Lucifer?

..

[Norrin Radd]

27. or Boromir?

[meow mix]

49. Grima Wormtongue is the actual "benedict arnolde" figure..

boromir was just unable to resist the rings immediate presence for very long - as would be the case with ANY human.
(except possibly the christ-like aragon)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gr%C3%ADma

just sayin..

[Norrin Radd]

50. Or Saruman. Boromir was Númenórean, not as pure-blooded as his brother,

but no common human, either, in Tolkien's estimation.

[meow mix]

53. true!

although i feel that wizards are mostly suppose to be "neutral" in worldly affairs.. saruman was at one time content with the "nature" of things.

so his traitor status could be somewhat questioned, maybe =)

[cooolandrew]

23. Ask him did he mislead Kerry into conceding.

[spotbird]

24. It has been 16 years since he or his

wife had keys to the White House. Do they have a plan B for when the family business closes? Who will take it harder, Jim, Mary or Hillary?

[elizm]

25. Why did he betray to Dem. Party on Election night 2004???

Does he consider his betrayal of Kerry Judas-like??

[meow mix]

26. ask him how come Hillary can Endorse Mccain and shes not a way bigger Traitor

wth is up with that Carville?

[jakem]

29. Ask him if he considers himself uglier on the inside, or the outside....

[spotbird]

32. Jim proves that ugly isn't skin deep,

it goes all the way to the soul.

[Vinca]

31. You might ask him why he and the Clintons are destroying the party. nt

[berni_mccoy]

33. Ask him what's on his chin. When he and others start to look say, "Oh, it's Karl Rove's ballprints!"

[jakem]

37. THAT IS RUDE AND UNACCEPTABLE!

:rofl:

[berni_mccoy]

38. LOL!

[RavensChick]

62. I like that!!!!

:spray:

[rateyes]

86. OMG,

so THAT'S what that is! :rofl: my ass off. :rofl:

[berni_mccoy]

34. Serious Question: Since Clinton Lost Texas, why isn't it over like he and Bill said it would be?

If he argues, point out that Obama came out with more delegates.

[BeyondGeography]

35. Ask him why he thinks at least half the party can't stand the Clintons anymore

[Alter Ego]

36. Ask him where his Precious is.

[JTFrog]

41. LOL!

[Bigleaf]

63. Yeah, ask him if he is going to play Gollum in the Broadway version of LOTR when the time comes.

Blow these pictures up and take them with you.

[susankh4]

39. Ask him for his autograph!

For me!!

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

40. Ask him how much McCain is paying HIM?

[moondust]

42. Does Bill Richardson owe the Clintons his soul forever?

[Araxen]

43. Would you like more slime with your egg whites, Mr. Carville?

[Hope And Change]

44. Here`s what you should ask James Carville...

Mr Carville: were you born with a brain?

[Coexist]

46. ask him where his wife keeps his balls.

[crispini]

48. LOL! nt

[RavensChick]

64. Y'all are killin' me here, LOL!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Best laugh I got all day!

[DUyellow]

47. Ask him if the Clintons plan to actively and visibly campaign for Obama if he wins the Dem Nom

[SaveAmerica]

51. Ask him if he was threatening Richardson with his comments about not

apologizing. I saw a clip this morning on MSNBC that sent chills up my spine. I wish I'd recorded the program because I can't remember his exact wording but I saw something in his face and words that made me feel concern for Richardson. It also showed me what Richardson was talking about when he said those around the Clintons are working a gutter campaign and I have to add Carville to my list of people who seem to be evil and who don't have the countries best interests at heart.

[snooper2]

52. I think you should kick him in his fucking balls..

while spitting in his face

[thevoiceofreason]

54. "Mr. Carville, is it true your Dad bribed more union officials in Louisiana than Edwin Edwards?"

[kid a]

55. Ask him to go back and review the 1st 30 minutes of "The War Room"

He has become the political establishment machine that he was so vehemently against in the 1992 war room.

[GihrenZabi]

58. Question for Carville

Ask him when he intends to join the rest of us in the 21st century...

[kentuck]

57. Ask him if Roger Clinton was running for President...?

Should Richardson endorse him out of loyalty to President Clinton, his brother?

[beachmom]

60. Ask him how he felt being a "JUDAS" against John Kerry by relating

sensitive information per the Woodward book on Election Night 2004!!

[RavensChick]

61. You can ask him this:

Why have you abandoned the party with your rethug speeches for the last 10+ years, and are you ever gonna get some rogaine to grow some hair?

[Lucky 13]

65. Ask him if he likes the heat.

Cause where he's gonna end up, there's plenty of it.

[gateley]

66. Good one!

[Dr Fate]

70. Ask him if Clinton's advisors & strategists will be available to Obama if he wins...

Including Carville himself.

Followed with "We ARE all loyal DEMS, right?"

[grantcart]

71. "Obviously you are trying to intimidate other SuperDelegates not to follow BR, who is next?"

[Johnny__Motown]

72. Ask him why he puts the good of the Clintons above the good of our Party or of our Nation

[bridgit]

74. James, what's with all the pink? go'head, ask him...he'll know...

[blogslut]

75. You ready?

Q: Mr Carville.

"Internet technology enables a candidate to host a website where they can take donations from the people directly. As has already been demonstrated, candidates can raise millions of dollars quickly and without having to cater to corporations and special interests. In other words, campaign funding is now truly in the hand of the voters. My question is, why do we need you?"

[rocktivity]

76. "Could you please unclench your buttocks

so I can remove my foot?"


rocknation

[tinrobot]

77. What has he personally done to help Clinton lose?

Because, whether he admits it or not - she is losing.

[Pisces]

78. Ask him if he is Punctious Pilate

[Justitia]

79. Ask him what flavor PIE he likes, then smash one in his ugly face for me! -eom

[rateyes]

80. Ask him if it would be an act of betrayal for a Democratic operative

to tip off his Republican operative wife about Kerry's strategy in the 2004 election when it came to Ohio? Say, "I'd call someone like that a Judas."

[rateyes]

82. Ask if it would be a betrayal of the Constitution to ask for leniency

for Scooter Libby? Benedict Arnold.

[mikelgb]

83. include the phrase "sleeping with the enemy" then shudder.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

84. why does Barbara let him come to this event?

that bothers me. His stain may get on her a little bit.

[JimGinPA]

87. Were Those "Judas" Remarks Meant To Intimidate Other SD's Thinking Of Endorsing Obama?

[LittleClarkie]

88. If Obama wins over Hillary, will you admit you were wrong about the 50 state strategy?

Give my regards to his family on Mars.

[rateyes]

89. Ask him what Bill Clinton's ass tastes like...

he's been kissing it for 30 years.

[JimGinPA]

90. LOL

:spray:

[bunny planet]

91. You go fuzzy pink handcuff girl.

Please, pretty please, ask that question!!!

[Mabus]

92. Tell him that if he stayed away from Bush that he'd have more hair

'cuz you know how Bush likes rubbing people's heads.

You might also tell him that Larry David no longer considers Carville a member of the bald community.

[goclark]

93. Please tell me Boxer is not for Clinton

pleeeease

[Botany]

94. Ask him if he was Judas for calling his wife, Mary, and telling her that .....

.... Kerry was going to Ohio and make sure the vote got counted
in particular the provisional ballots which numbered more than
the bush's lead over Kerry ... and then after being tipped off by Karl
Rove Ken Blackwell "lost" 100s of thousands of votes.

And if he says it is not true then why hasn't he sued Bob Woodward
for liable?

***************************

If not just call him the "aging cajun," and just because he can't
"get it up anymore" isn't he just like an old dog that can't do
anything so all he can do is yap and bark all day.

[Teaser]

95. "how do you wash the blood off?"

.

[Berry Cool]

97. Nah, that's too easy a question.

You wash your hands of the whole thing. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

99. That would be Pilate, not Judas.

:eyes:



:hi:

[theredpen]

96. I thought about going to that...

But seeing Carville... at SMU... I thought I might suffer toxic liver failure.

[RevCheesehead]

98. Blasphemer!!

:evilgrin: :hi:

[OneBlueSky]

100. just ask him to go away . . . better yet, demand it . . . n/t

.

[stevenleser]

101. I would ask him, Mr. Carville, if you are starting to make comments like the "Richardson...Judas"

comment, you who are one of the brightest, most articulate and reasonable people in politics, don't you think this race for the nomination has gone on for too long and become too acrimonious?

[Richard Steele]

102. Ask him a question regarding that contract he signed:

What does SATAN look like in the flesh?

Inquiring minds want to know.