I got in to a fight in the bar last night...

[snooper2]

Oh, I'm sorry, I mispoke...

Actually everyone was nice and this lady gave me a free beer.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[cindyw]

1. Oh you got me!

:spank:
:yourock:

[olkaz]

2. Where? I want a free beer.

[snooper2]

3. Dallas...free drinks for everyone!

you must bring your Obama cult member card with you though :)

[olkaz]

5. Bah, I never actually exchanged my Edwards card

You think they'll take my word for it? :)

[Kokonoe]

9. Is that the card, and I want one too.

Thanks,that was easy.

[crispini]

18. You ready for your SD convention on Saturday?

16 or 23?

:hi:

[The Night Owl]

4. Barack Obama's church is... uh... not particularly controversial.

Oh, I'm sorry... I misspoke.

[knixphan]

6. I cured cancer.

Oops, I misspoke - I did however, finish a crossword puzzle.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. Admiral Boorda was entitled to wear the Combat V.

As far as I know.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

16. That's highly uncalled for. The man killed himself in 1996.

I was in the Navy then, and I can tell you that he was much loved by the enlisted people. After the suicide, it was determined by the Navy that he was entitled to wear the medals and many people close to him doubt that it was the reason for it.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

25. Actually, no.

Turns out he wasn't.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Michael_Boorda#Suicide

As far as I know.

[NYCGirl]

8. Was there gunfire?

:rofl:

[grantcart]

10. Yeah but you only admitted that because of the youtube that will be coming out

[snooper2]

12. you got me..

:rofl:

[Justitia]

11. My condo bldg got shot up & I lived thru it. No, really, it did! Vote for me!

I guess I can say I've come under sniper fire and can run for prez on that.

[snooper2]

13. you got my vote!

:rofl:

[knixphan]

14. you're more experienced!

[knixphan]

15. I'm a war veteran.

I misspoke. I meant warCRAFT.

[Ian_rd]

17. I once got shot at and caught a bullet in my teeth.

Actually - my bad, I misspoke, I meant to say that Warcraft rules!

[knixphan]

19. I DID catch a bullet in my teeth!

Oh no, I misspoke. Actually I got spinach caught in my teeth.

[Ian_rd]

20. Spinach is a menace. In my book that qualifies you to answer that 3am phone call.

"Hello."

Frantic voice: "Holy God, help us! It's ... it's spinach! Everywhere! It's all around!"

"Calm down. I know what to do."

:rofl:

I love this crap.

[knixphan]

26. lol!

[Voice for Peace]

21. I spent 12 years in charge of the White House, and responded to many middle of the night

emergencies.

Well, I meant in charge of a white house.

[HERVEPA]

22. Everyone in this thread is just so clever and hilarious,

I can barely contain myself. :sarcasm:

[snooper2]

23. Thank You...

we are patting ourselves on the back as well :)


:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Ikonoklast]

24. I voted against the IWR on principle, knowing it would hurt my

Political career and be unpopular at the time, but history would prove me right.








Actually, I was practicing triangulation, as usual, and never thought that damn vote would destroy my God-given right to ascend to the Presidency.

So, I'm going to destroy the Party in a fit of pique.

[knixphan]

27. "Barack hasn't crossed the threshold of commander-in-chief..."

(advisor leans in, whispers in ear)

"...I misspoke.

Senator Obama has just crossed the threshold. He would make a fine vice-president."