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Dems Will Win Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 02:26 PM
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Excuses for Hillary from Joliet Jake: "I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. A terrible flood."
Edited on Tue Mar-25-08 02:35 PM by Dems Will Win


Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.

Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
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DefenseLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 02:27 PM
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1. You don't understand
She's on a mission from God.
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Saturday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 02:29 PM
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2. Maybe Obama could use one of thsoe excuses for sitting
in a hate filled/racist church for 20 years.
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SoFlaJet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 02:30 PM
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3. liar liar
pantsuit on fire her nose is longer than a telephone wire
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Drachasor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 02:31 PM
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4. Do you have any evidene it was hate-filled or racist?
As far as I know there is no such evidence.
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 02:35 PM
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5. Hillary's pastor convicted of child abuse.
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anigbrowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 08:51 PM
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13. Please stop repeating this bullshit.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 02:37 PM
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6. yadayadayada
yada
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billybob537 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 02:39 PM
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8. or maybe he could sit on your face TROLL
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riverwalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 02:40 PM
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what exactly did Wright "hate"?
war? injustice? brutality? oppression? torture? fascism? He was speaking out against these things. If that is "hate" speech, sign me up. I hate those too. There is part of our history that we should hate if we had a conscience.
Did you know after the Sand Creek Massacre, the soldiers wore womens body parts on their hat bands, and waved scalps in the Denver Opera House to cheering elite and formally dressed crowds? Yeah, I hate that.
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 03:26 PM
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11. maybe she can use some of them for the Fellowship. Segregated
seating I hear. Reminds me of the 50's. Some feminist she is.
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 02:38 PM
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7. That's the funniest scene in that whole movie.
A relatively uneven movie with several high points -- that being the best comedic moment.

"That's my bed, ya sleeze..."

NGU.


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Recursion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 02:40 PM
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9. Wasn't the mystery woman Carrie Fischer? (nt)
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Johnny__Motown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 02:40 PM
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10. I am suprised someone didn't photoshop Bill and Hillary into that photo *hint hint"
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Dems Will Win Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 08:50 PM
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12. kick
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