Perhaps the Clintons are Inhaling Their Pot Now At Long Last.

[David Zephyr]

Has anyone been listening to the Clintons the last ten weeks?

It sounds like they are both stoned out of their heads.

"The insignificant, small states don't matter, only the contests we win should be counted."

"The fairly won & pledged delegates don't matter, it's the popular vote that should be counted."

"The won fairly won & pledged don't matter, it's the big states that should be counted."

"The fairly won & pledged delegates and caucuses don't matter, it's only the primary states that should be counted."

"The fairly won & pledged delegates don't matter, it's only the states with big electoral votes that should be counted."

"The fairly won & pledged delegates do not have to vote for the person that they were elected to vote for on the first ballot."

"It doesn't matter who wins the popular vote, or who wins the pledged delegates, or who wins the most primaries or the most caucuses, or who wins the most state contests, only the Super Delegates should count."

"I negotiated the Irish Peace Talks."

"I landed under sniper fire in Bosnia and had to run for my life under fire."

"I went to see Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. speak and was so moved that I became an activist for Barry Goldwater."

"I opposed the war in Vietnam, but didn't resist the draft because it would hurt my political viability."

"I wanted to be in Chicago with the kids in the streets in 1968, but I had gone fishing with one of my mother's boyfriends on a remote creek in Arkansas."

"Listen to me and listen to me good. I did not have sex with that woman, Mrs. Lewisnsky."

"I smoked marijuana, but I did not inhale."

Clearly someone is inhaling.

[polichick]

1. "I think they are inhaling."

At least! :silly:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. Thinking about "The Pot".... Who are you to point your finger, ya

must've been out your head.... it applies in various ways.

[Dogmudgeon]

3. They have Pot. You use Straw.

One makes you high, and the other makes you lie.

--p!
Straw -- as in "straw man"