I went to the bar last night and found a copy of the Onion, this story is hilarious. I haven't seen it posted yet so I threw it up here.
Black Guy Asks Nation for Change:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_changeCHICAGO—According to witnesses, a loud black man approached a crowd of some 4,000 strangers in downtown Chicago Tuesday and made repeated demands for change.
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"I've already seen this guy four times today," Chicago-area ad salesman Blake Gordon said. "Every time, it's the same exact spiel. 'I need change.' 'I want change.' Why's he so eager for all this change? What's he going to do with it, anyway?"
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"What a wacko," Schaumburg, IL resident Patrick Morledge said. "And, of course, after telling us all about how he had the ability to magically fix everything, he went right back to asking for change. Typical."
...it continues on...