Now that she's made up lies to offend veterans and 9/11 survivors, who can Hillary offend next?

[60TrenchesGone]

First there was Bosnia Snipergate, now 9/11gate is up on deck...

"Interviewed on the Today Show one week after 9-11, she spun an elaborate yarn. The kindest thing we could say was that it was a fantasy. Or a fabrication. She said that Chelsea was jogging around the World Trade Center on 9-11 and happened to duck into a coffee shop when the airplanes hit. She said that this move saved Chelsea’s life. But Chelsea told Talk Magazine that she was in a friend’s apartment four miles from ground zero when the first plane hit. Her friend called her, waking her up, and told her to turn on the TV. On television, she saw the second plane hit, disproving Hillary’s claim that “she heard the plane hit. She heard it. She did.”

Is there any "hero" group that Hillary can create an offensive dumb self-aggrandizing lie for to top this?

My suggestions:

Fact #1) Bill Clinton was actually a young Jewish Holocaust survivor who personally had a hand in killing Adolph Hitler while fleeing the 3rd Reich.

Fact #2) Hillary used to be a firefighter in Arkansas and helped saved a burning orphanage from certain death.

Fact #3) The reason the US can't find Bin Laden? Hillary already murdered him, and did it nice and quiet to spare 9/11 widows the heart breaking memories created by a big media trial around his capture.

[still_one]

1. she might start by attacking mccain. isn't that who we are supposed to go after? /nt

[60TrenchesGone]

2. ...

Fact #4: Hillary was the real person kept in the POW camp and tortured, but she lets her confused senior pal McCain take the credit to spare his feelings.

[Johnny__Motown]

3. all of us?? oh wait... she has already done that too