McCain or My Dead Dog

[NoBushSpokenHere]

Poll question: McCain or My Dead Dog

Alright everyone - be honest Democratic Voters:

Could my Dead Dog (has been dead for 10 years) beat John McCain?

In case you have forgotten:

McCain stands 100% behind George W. Bush
Endorses a 100 year war against Iraq
No Bid Halliburton Contracts
Etc... sheesh I shouldn't have to push you this much on this one lol

[merwin]

1. But how quickly will your dead dog get us out of Iraq?

[NoBushSpokenHere]

3. He is already working on getting us out :) nt

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

35. By becoming oil?

McSame was off by a few millenia.

[NoBushSpokenHere]

38. By working on alternative fuels and keeping them out of

the hands of corporate giants.

[graywarrior]

2. What's the difference?

[NoBushSpokenHere]

4. He is a Democratic Dog (was) lol

[graywarrior]

8. Ah!

:toast:

[Johnny__Motown]

9. any chance he was a yellow dog?

[NoBushSpokenHere]

12. The most liberal of Yellow Dog Democrats

Always loyal to the party, believed in liberal principles... especially nudity lol

[Johnny__Motown]

20. Hey, I have 2 dogs we could run against McCain as a ticket, both female and both black, unity ticket

And both alive....

[NoBushSpokenHere]

21. LOL but are they Democratic Dogs? nt

[Lisa0825]

5. I hope no dogs were harmed in the making of this poll.

:scared:

edited to add: I skimmed too quickly... LOL

[NoBushSpokenHere]

7. Of course not, he died because he had a heart attack

after having a dream that Bush would steal two Presidencies lol

[Lisa0825]

10. Damn that Bush!!!

:mad:

[Johnny__Motown]

6. Who would your dead dog's VP be? nevermind he has my vote anyways

[Hatalles]

11. Nader.

:evilgrin:
teehee.

[NoBushSpokenHere]

13. Nooooooo not him .... your evil smile reminds me of Cheney lol nt

[Drachasor]

14. Who's your dog's running mate?

[NoBushSpokenHere]

15. His running mate is a combo dog

1. Combo dog has the campaign abilities of Barack Obama
2. The determination of Hillary Clinton
3. The intellect of John Kerry and Joe Biden
4. The vision of JFK
5. The cigars of Bill Clinton (had to be sure to pick up any female vote I may not of received with number 2). If you don't understand this one, it is okay, just means your not female lol
6. The steadiness of Al Gore

Basically, combo dog is all of the above without the corruption.

[Rick Myers]

16. A toaster? n/t

[NoBushSpokenHere]

17. Should we rename my dead dog? nt

[McCamy Taylor]

18. Who is your dog's running mate? Could be Jeb for all we know.

[NoBushSpokenHere]

19. Scroll up - he is Combo Dog - NoMoreBushTypedHere lol nt

[better tomorrow]

22. Barney died???????

I'll vote for him. He pooped on the White House lawn a few times....

[NoBushSpokenHere]

23. Looks like the Dead Dog is leading . . . nt

[NoBushSpokenHere]

24. Dead Dog blasts McCain in DU Polling........... lol nt

[boppers]

25. I'd have to see a debate first.

No, really, I insist. I *want* to see McInsane, on live national television.... trying to argue with a dead dog. Sorry about your loss, but imagine the footage!

[NoBushSpokenHere]

27. I would guess he would get at least half way through

the debate before he noticed the dog is dead and 3/4's of the way through before he realized he was a dog! And, I am sure he would call him an unpatriotic dog ...

OBAMA CAN BEAT MCCAIN

[4_Legs_Good]

26. What's your dog's platform?

How long does he want us to be in Iraq, and did he regularly growl the following:

"Browwwm broowwm brooowm brom brom Raran."?

David

[NoBushSpokenHere]

28. He is already working to get us out...

and is a pacifist dog, has a great speaking ability that he plans to solve problems foreign and domestic through articulation, something missing from the WH for 7 years.

[4_Legs_Good]

29. He's got my vote, then!!!

And if George Jr. could just have learned your dog's current speaking stragegy, his approval rating would be a lot higher. (that is, to shut up! Note his approval rating usually goes up when he locks himself in the White House.)

David

[lumberjack_jeff]

30. I assume his runningmate isn't a live republican? n/t

[NoBushSpokenHere]

32. His running mate is described above, name is Combo Dog lol nt

[Rosa Luxemburg]

31. how much experience has you Dead Dog? more than 35 years?

[NoBushSpokenHere]

33. He hid in the WH for many, many, years

Knew all, told all, peed on all Republicans when they weren't looking :)

[Danger Mouse]

34. I bet your dead dog gives a better speech than McSnooze.

[andym]

36. There were a lot of posts in 2004 about people's pets beating * (eom)

Overconfidence is not a good thing.

[NoBushSpokenHere]

37. Oh I guess I should of phrased it:

IN A FAIR ELECTION.

I stand corrected. We all know what happened in 2000 and in 2004.