Matcom Speaks To 117,986 People Every Damned Day

[matcom]

I win.

[billybob537]

1. Hi

are you still molesting statues?

[Flabbergasted]

2. And no one listens. Alas. ;-)

[Cooley Hurd]

3. But... do we listen?

:D:hi:

[VolcanoJen]

4. Enough with the big speeches, and the rallies

[Cooley Hurd]

8. Shame on you matcom!

:rofl:

[Tatiana]

12. MEET ME IN OREGON!!!11111 n/t

[LaurenG]

5. We're going to need you to prove that before we can hand over the prize

Oh and we're gonna need names. :P

[Tatiana]

6. I could be your Samantha Powers.... n/t

[stellanoir]

7. and his purple hippo is on quaaludes

and his happy face is on crystal meth

:hi:

[LiberalAndProud]

9. 117,985! Don't exaggerate!!!111!!!1

I know cuz I'm ignoring you.

[John Q. Citizen]

10. And you think Mercer doesn't?

[BeyondGeography]

11. And then you run to your car with your head down

[matcom]

14. you would too if you encountered as much sniper fire as I do on a daily basis!1

:rofl:

[bilgewaterbill]

13. And yet you're the only one who answers. How do you explain that to yourself?