Asked my grandmother if she thought that Hillary would become President, and here is what she said:

[Maddy McCall]

"Hell fuckin' yeah! Now get me a beer, you little shit!"

:hide:

[Up2Late]

1. K&R K&R!!! THREE SHORT WORDS! THREE SHORT WORDS!!!

BEST POST EVER!;-)

[Maddy McCall]

23. Thanks!

I try to keep it light sometimes.

:D

[tishaLA]

2. Go Gramma!

Thanks for the great post. And get me a beer too. But I really prefer vodka.

[Maddy McCall]

20. I'll be back in a few minutes.

The moonshine's hidden in the barn. :D

[Raine]

3. LOL

your grandmother sounds like a fun gal (even though I'm on the other side)! :toast:

[Maddy McCall]

22. Yeah...

well you've never shared an outhouse with her!

:D

[Melinda]

4. OMG, LOL!!!

:yourock:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Peace out, LOL!! :hippie:

[Maddy McCall]

21. lol.

But I'm not joking!

:D

[Bicoastal]

5. Self-delete

Too many grandmothers on DU for me to get away with that.

[MADem]

6. Heh heh!

Fifth rec .... short 'n sweet!

[MonkeyFunk]

7. You shouldn't discuss politics in church

[Maddy McCall]

8. It wasn't church.

It was in the dual-potty outhouse.

:P

[MonkeyFunk]

16. I hope they're side-by-side

and not two-stories high.

[Maddy McCall]

18. Side by side.

Onetime grandma dropped her jacket in the second hole. I found her when she was tryin to fish it out with a hickory stick. I said, "Grandma! Your jacket's ruined! Forget it!"

She said, "Yeah, but my lunch was in the pocket!"

Ba da bump! I'll be here all week.

[juajen]

45. My brothers used to go outhouse tipping on Halloween.

I am very familiar with outhouses. Our first real bathroom was a joyous occasion, and happened when I was about 12 years old. It was really hard to bathe without a bathtub.

[Maddy McCall]

50. Too bad there wasn't any youtube back then.

lol

[napoleon_in_rags]

9. Funnist thing I have read in a long time....K&R

(in context of the post below it on latest page: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5324884)

[SeattleGirl]

10. ROFL!

You're cracking me up, Maddy!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

12. .

I try. I'm not always an ol' hardass. :D

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

15. No, you're not!

But being an ol' hardass IS part of your charm! :P

:hi:

[Maddy McCall]

19. I wubs you.

:hug:

[SeattleGirl]

24. Oh you!

:blush:

:hug:

[juajen]

44. Maddy, you're the greatest!

NT

[americanstranger]

11. I was expecting a chorus of 'Que Sera, Sera.'

Gotta say I'm a little disappointed.

- as

[Umbram]

13. I'm always amazed at what alcohol can do to one's judgment.

:hide:

[Maddy McCall]

14. I don't drink.

I never get a chance. Grandma hides the booze in the well.

:cry:

[Raine]

17. Oh gosh

:rofl:

[Seabiscuit]

25. Your grandmother kicks ass!

:toast:

[Maddy McCall]

26. ...but she doesn't take names.

She can't spell very well.

:(


:toast:

[Awsi Dooger]

27. You're grandmother obviously doesn't need an enema

Unlike the relative in the similar thread.

[Maddy McCall]

28. I can attest to the fact that she doesn't.

Bowel movements are always the topic of discussion at the dinner table. She always keeps us posted!

:D

[LulaMay]

29. My, she's not very 'wordy', is she?

Maybe she could borrow a copy of the speech FrenchieCat's hubby wrote, er spontaneously orated I mean.

[Maddy McCall]

30. She said a bunch of other choice things....

but my memory's not good enough to remember all of it.

:D

[mtnester]

34. I made sure to copy and paste that awsome post

so I would not have to go looking for those words again. Why spend hours looking for the right thing when it is right there?

I mean, it was awsome11!!11!1

:evilgrin:

[intaglio]

31. nice! and a good laugh

thanks!






(BTW go get that beer or Granma will be MAD!):toast:

[Maddy McCall]

32. Hell, she's already on her 11th beer tonight.

Grandma's got two livers!

:D

[Qanisqineq]

33. LOL

:rofl:

I like your grandma! ;)

[susankh4]

35. Hahaaaa..... go granny go!

Hill's got her some tough supporters. Huh?

[Little Star]

36. Maddy, you sure we aren't related? Sounds just like my grammamma.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause:

[MelissaB]

37. My grandmother, who just turned 85, would like to see HIllary become president, too.

Right now, she's worried she won't make it.

[MethuenProgressive]

38. COUSIN!!!

If granny wanted a PBR, we must be cousins, Maddy!

[totodeinhere]

39. So it's your grandmother vs FrenchieCat's husband. I wonder who'll win that one.

[Maddy McCall]

49. In a fist fignt...

my money's on Grandma.

[Autumn]

40. Maddy I love your Grandmother

She knows how to put it all in three words. To Grandmothers every where:beer:

[democrattotheend]

52. My grandmother supports Obama

Does she get a toast anyway?

[Willo]

41. ROFL! Don't mess with grandma LOL.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

42. K & R, LOL!

:rofl:

Grandmas rock. :-)

[NDambi]

43. Sorry Grandma it's not going to happen!!! lol

[otohara]

46. Isn't This A Copycat Thread

or should I say "another" - I see it's becoming impossible to share a personal story without a supporter of the other candidate posting same words, insert different names.

[LostinVA]

47. WT BARBIE!!!

[Chovexani]

48. LMAO

Your grandma sounds likes mine, may she rest in peace. She used to get into bar fights to bring grandpa home when he was a longshoreman.

Yeah, it kinda runs in the family. :rofl:

[Olney Blue]

51. Go, granny, go!

[Beacool]

53. Hey Maddy,

Is your grandma a typical white woman?

Go grandma!!!!!


:bounce:

[Road Scholar]

54. You go girl!!

:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

[UALRBSofL]

55. Your grandma sounds like a go getter

:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

[Nine]

56. Gramma is wise. :) (nt)

[Jamastiene]

57. I have decided to break my silence with this:

You rock, Maddy. :yourock:

[Maddy McCall]

58. Love ya!

:hug:

[barb162]

59. Wonderful lines Maddy, your grandmother sounds like a smart woman.