Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

I guess I can't vote for Obama now that I found out he's an awful bowler *

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion: Presidential (Through Nov 2009) Donate to DU
 
ihavenobias Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 05:23 PM
Original message
I guess I can't vote for Obama now that I found out he's an awful bowler *
I mean, it makes sense right? It must, otherwise the media wouldn't be talking about the story so much today. Besides, Joe Scarborough just said his 4 year old daughter bowls better, so that's the nail in the coffin.



*(It's sad that I have to say that I'm joking. It *should* be incredibly obvious but you never know.)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
TheDonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 05:26 PM
Response to Original message
1. Scarborough should be ashamed. But Obama should have practiced before doing that
37 is flat out awful. I'd think impossible for a grown man. His staff should have prepped him a little bit just like they do for all his other public speeches and things. But Scarborough trying to slime him with sexist, homophobic, crap that rethugs like so well is disgusting.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 05:27 PM
Response to Original message
2. But can he windsurf? That's what loses elections!
I can't bowl either.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 05:30 PM
Response to Original message
3. He lost the vote of two of my family members over this.
:)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TheDoorbellRang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 05:34 PM
Response to Reply #3
6. *snort*
:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
JayFredMuggs Donating Member (881 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 07:21 PM
Response to Reply #3
19. My entire family are bowlers, and are disgusted with his performance
Reason #1 to vote for Hillary, I'm sure!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 05:32 PM
Response to Original message
4. I heard he only bowled 7 frames.
Quitter.

:evilgrin:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 06:10 PM
Response to Reply #4
10. Hillary would have said it didn't count
because the lanes were skewed against women.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 06:14 PM
Response to Reply #10
11. Nah
Hillary would've used a pink ball and you guys would say it was racist.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 06:16 PM
Response to Reply #11
12. Uh oh, I think Obama did use a black ball
There's the proof he really does hate white people.

:scared:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 06:18 PM
Response to Reply #12
13. he was trying to hit those white pins!!!
Fortunately, his aim sucks. :P
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 06:26 PM
Response to Reply #13
14. Heh
I could try something about his black/white shoes, or not being black enough to hit the white pins, but I'm just not that funny. You win! :Hi:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 07:19 PM
Response to Reply #10
17. hilary would have said she "bowled 300" and
beat everyone else who was there.

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
JayFredMuggs Donating Member (881 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 07:22 PM
Response to Reply #17
20. Despite sniper fire
She continued to bowl
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 07:32 PM
Response to Reply #20
21. Right! hilary would had said she bowled 300 while dodging
sniper fire!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Tribetime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 05:34 PM
Response to Original message
5. i'll have to vote for joe's daughter now
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DarienComp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 05:34 PM
Response to Original message
7. Draft Walter Sobchak for Prez!!!!
He'll straighten the whole Michigan/Florida mess out immediately...

"Hillary, you're entering a world of pain. A world of pain. Has the whole world gone CRAZY?! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE RULES?!?!!"



Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
flpoljunkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 05:37 PM
Response to Original message
8. The media "cool kidz" really harped on this story today. Hillary's money problems came second.
And, Andrea Mitchell, just said on Nightly News the Clinton campaign assured her the overdue bill for healthcare for her campaign had been long paid. Andrea should have asked for the receipt.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 06:09 PM
Response to Original message
9. I hope they play it endlessly
Nothing wins over rural white folks like being the "greenhorn" who can laugh at himself. He's proven he doesn't know everything, knocks out a little of that "uppity" "savior" nonsense that puts those kinds of voters off. I think it was brilliant.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 06:53 PM
Response to Original message
15. I can't post a link...
Because my work computer blocks youtube, but if you search "Mark Mallory" and "First Pitch" you'll see video of the worst opening day ceremonial pitch in baseball history, courtesy of the Mayor of Cincinnati.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 07:14 PM
Response to Reply #15
16. Zeek vs the Mayor
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ihavenobias Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 07:19 PM
Response to Reply #15
18. I don't mind posting links but
you could've tried to at least pretend to make your post relate to the original post in some tiny, tiny way.

;)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 08:00 AM
Response to Reply #18
22. Bush is an idiot...
Edited on Tue Apr-01-08 08:01 AM by Jeff In Milwaukee
Happy?

And here's the link. Funny stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVMiJdHTfUo
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 08:01 AM
Response to Original message
23. my great-grandmother's sister, Tia Connie, outbowled me at 74
My score was an appalling 54.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
NDambi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 08:03 AM
Response to Original message
24. Willie and Joe are disgusting...trying to make the bowling fiasco look as if Obama isn't worthy of
the blue collar vote.

It is so obvious and so pathetic.

He bowled a 37, man no way you should vote for him.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Fri Apr 19th 2024, 05:54 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion: Presidential (Through Nov 2009) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC