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Cali_Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:26 PM
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I've been away from GDP for a few days. I just came back and found out that Obama hates babies
:rofl:

Seriously, some of you need to get out more.
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:27 PM
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1. Stick around... in a half hour it gets REALLY interesting...
...

when the striking Hillary hordes return....


This will be fun....

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dchill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:28 PM
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3. It is to laugh.
;)
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DisgustipatedinCA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:28 PM
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2. He doesn't ACTUALLY hate babies
He's really just transferring his anger about his lousy bowling score and taking it all out on babies.

And to think, I was all set to vote for Obama before learning of these dual outrages. Now I just need to decide whether to vote McCain or maybe write-in Fred Thompson.
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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:35 PM
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8. LMAO...
:toast:
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:43 PM
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11. Yeah Obama LOVES babies...
Just replace "shrimp" with "babies," and people will believe it:

I like to saute- use a little garlic and olive oil. Add the garlic after the shrimp is nearly finished cooking.

It depends on how you want to eat it...
Grill it for shrimp kabobs
Boil it, then cool it for shrimp cocktail
Stir fry it, mix with veggies and terriaky (I don't know how to spell it) or soy sauce

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Quoted by bubba blue in forrest gump
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joshcryer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:29 PM
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4. I never said that.
:hi:
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:32 PM
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5. Its a new experience every day
:D
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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:33 PM
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6. We scored the anti-baby vote!! Kick Ass!
Next up we're going for the pedophile and serial killer vote!
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:34 PM
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7. That'll teach ya
You go away and see what happens !
Good gawd.. at least stay for the babies !!!!
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Hugabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:35 PM
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9. He doesn't hate babies, he thinks they taste just fine
They just need a little bit of hot sauce!
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:38 PM
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10. andrea mitchell needs to quit mediawhoring on msnbc
MediaMatters totally busted her but before they did..babygate took off. As if.

MEDIA MATTERS DEBUNKS Andrea Mitchell's Baby Punishment Charge
NBC's Mitchell falsely suggested Obama was discussing abortion when he made "punished with a baby" comment


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5335062
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AZBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:45 PM
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12. You forgot that he can't bowl well!!!
It's a crucial fact, don't forget it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:45 PM
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13. Actually...Obama loves Babies basted and over easy. ..n/t
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LiberalAndProud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:45 PM
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14. Can't bowl either.

:rofl:

We are dooomed!
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Duke Newcombe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 10:58 PM
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15. No, no, no...you got it all wrong...
...he EATS babies, for goodness sakes...didn't you get the email? :sarcasm:

Duke
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GoldieAZ49 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 11:05 PM
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16. he doesn't hate them, he just sees them as punishment, like a STD
Edited on Mon Mar-31-08 11:06 PM by GoldieAZ49
unless they are his little miracles

audacity...some hope anyone?
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