Since we only get three threads per day in GDP, I want to help you save your threads.

[Skinner]

Everyone who is planning to post an "I'm switching to Hillary Clinton" April Fool's thread can post a reply here, instead of starting a new thread.

The rest of us will then reply to you and pretend like we fell for it.

You save one of your precious GDP threads. It's our gift to you. Who says DU never gave you anything?

[LaurenG]

1. Doh!

:rofl:

[CottonBear]

2. !

:rofl:

Skinner, you're the best!

[Levgreee]

3. Im switching to Hillary Clinton

seriously













april fools!!

[Skinner]

5. Shoot!

I fell for it!

[K Gardner]

4. Yes, it was getting old.. thanks !

[dchill]

6. Well, she finally convinced me...

I took her stuff.

[Skinner]

8. Oh, no! Not you, too!

:wow:

[flor de jasmim]

I'm changing my vote to Skinner!

Thanks...

[donheld]

62. You can't vote for Skinner! Do you know what he did?!?!?!

Well let's just say when it comes out you'll be sorry :D

[redqueen]

7. "The rest of us will then reply to you and pretend like we fell for it."

Awww... do we have to?

:P

[azmouse]

9. Who could claim DU never gave them anything???

I regularly get headaches, heartaches and sleepless nights from what I read here.... :rofl: :hi:

[Cant trust em]

26. LOL. No DU after 10 p.m. for me. NT

[UALRBSofL]

10. Skinner I wished we could save our daily threads

I'm pretty sure I'd have quite a few saved up by now unlike some whom use there 3 up fast every day. :)

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

11. Am I the only one who thought the AF thing stopped after the 4th grade?

:shrug:

[azmouse]

15. Hey. Your shoe is untied.

:P

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

18. No it's nawwwwt.....

Oh, you! :grr:

[Cha]

52. No, you're not...I think it's

stupid. :)

[grantcart]

57. Having a birthday on April Fools I had the honor of showing up for breakfast

every 4/1 and have my brothers tell me that a measle breakout had forced the cancellation of my birthday party. I fell for it every year until the 4th grade lol

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

59. Happy birthday.

:party:




Btw, what are those little red bumps? :scared:

[grantcart]

63. shit rushed to the mirror to see lol

[meow mix]

12. Thats IT, I HAD it with Obama FOREVER. im Switchin to Hillary

he cant bowl.
april fooooools

[Skinner]

13. But... but...

Why on earth would you oppose someone because they can't bowl!!!1111

(Darn. Fell for it again.)

[jeff30997]

19. oh wah, oh wah, oh wah, oh wah, oh wah, oh wah

Why does the rain fall from above?
Why do April fools fall in love?
Why do they fall in love?

[MaineDem]

You are brilliant!

And that isn't an April Fool joke.

Thank you for everything!

:thumbsup:

[Lucky 13]

14. Geraldine Ferraro and Al Sharpton caught in secret tryst!

Ferraro claims reverse racism because of Sharpton's poor bedroom performance despite inherent advantage because he's black.

April Fools. Al wouldn't touch her if she was the last bitter old woman left on earth.

[Guava Jelly]

16. Like I am gonna post this thread

This is actually Skinners future Tombstone list :hide:..April fools :yoiks:

[Coexist]

17. After much thought... I am switching to Hillary Clinton!

April Fools!

[LTR]

20. Been there, done that

And as far as I can tell, I was first, so nya nya on the rest of you!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5338775

[thevoiceofreason]

21. Best thread of the day!

[flvegan]

22. Once again, the bias on DU against Lee Mercer, Jr outrages me.

Why not "I'm switching to Lee Mercer, Jr"?

[Debi]

40. Post #37

Took me a while, but I got here :hi:

[Cant trust em]

23. Can everyone please recommend this? We need to send this to the greatest page.

Also, Skinner, if you could edit their post to include this plea, that would be great. Put it in big fat bold letters.

It's just now 9:30 on the west coast and the joke is already old.

[JimGinPA]

24. I'm Not Switchin' - Just Recommendin'

The OP was okay, but falling for it again and again is too funny.


:rofl:

[MadBadger]

25. Skinner, this place isnt fair to us Obama Supporters! We're on Strike!

April fools? Maybe, maybe not, there is a precedent.

[Moochy]

50. We must demand equal wages!

How can we put food on our family??

[Muttocracy]

72. LOL! That Bush quote still gets me every time nt

[Flabbergasted]

27. Actually I'm going McCain myself. kr

[terrya]

28. I'm seriously beginning to question my support of Obama

After reading about the latest shoe to drop for GLBT Democrats like me:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5335468&mesg_id=5335468

I'm sorry I spoiled your lighthearted post, but I'm majorly pissed right now.

[Ellipsis]

29. LOL...

Your responses are the best.

[Renew Deal]

30. You wasted one of your three threads for this???

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[Moochy]

31. LET IT SINK!!!

:yoiks:

:D

:scared:

april fools!

:kick:

[Barack_America]

32. I've joined the Ron Paul Revolution!

:evilgrin:

[billyoc]

33. I'm switching to Hi.. I'm switching to H..oohh

I couldn't say it. :rofl:

[endarkenment]

34. I was liking the post-rights depletion effect

It was improving the level of discourse on GDP, or as it is better known GD:P

[kid a]

35. i heart neal boortz

:puke:

[IronLionZion]

36. What if I'm switching to McCain?

Can I still start my own threads and respond here as well just to flame up the place?

[Debi]

37. I'm switching to LEE MERCER!!

(all three) :patriot:

[racaulk]

47. You, my dear, are a true patriot!

MERCER 2008! :patriot:

:hi:

[DemBones DemBones]

38. I'll be voting for Obama

if he runs for dogcatcher, and he's unopposed. :rofl:

[myrna minx]

39. My mask is coming off! Lyndon Larouche/Ron Paul '08!!1!

I'm series.

[QC]

41. Donnie McClurkin made me a heterosexual!

I bet he'll make you one too if you get him some yarn!

[MethuenProgressive]

42. I'm switching to Barack, cuz like Obama, I was conceived at a Civil Rights rally in Selma,

by a Kennedy, in Tony Rezko's limo, listening to DevalPatrick/McClurkin/Wright mix tapes. Go! Bama! Roll! Tide!

[cascadiance]

43. Here's Hillary now going out on her ultimate plan to win the nomination...

[OzarkDem]

44. My Obama epiphany! I have seen the Light!

[Ravy]

45. Locking.

Flamebait.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

46. It's a trap!

If you post an "I'm Switching" message, you're going to be Tombstoned!

Well, it's not a trap, but it's a darned good idea...

[BlooInBloo]

48. I know an April Fool's joke when I see one. Suckers.

[berni_mccoy]

49. Damn, can I get mine back then? I posted it before you gave us this advice?

APRIL FOOLS! LOL!

Really, can I get another post?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5339802&mesg_id=5339802

Gotcha again!

Please?

Doh!

[BuyingThyme]

51. There it is. The Administration's official position is that

one would have to be a fool to switch to Hillary.

[anamandujano]

64. Are you kidding?

[BuyingThyme]

66. Yes.

:hi:

[Melinda]

53. Just like my ex... trying to control my every move! Skinner, you are DEAD to me now!

:evilgrin: Happy April 1st.

[DearAbby]

54. Skinner Likes me....

he really really likes me ::wipes the cyber tear from the corner of my eye::

Thank you,

:::loudly blows nose ::::Drops a wet hanky:::

:hi:

[cornermouse]

55. lol

:tinfoilhat: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: B-)

[Mother Of Four]

56. See...

I knew there was a reason I Idolized Skinner :D

[csorman]

58. Obama is a sucky bowler

That is why I'm switching. I mean, what are we to do with a president who rolls so many damn GUTTERBALLS?!?

[golddigger]

60. I'm switching to Obama, because like 60% of his supporters do not have to donate to this site!

:evilgrin:

[CreekDog]

61. I'm switching to her too

She's the sleeper candidate in Project Runway. :think:

[madinmaryland]

65. But, AL GORE IS RUNNING!!1!! Who cares about Hillary!!1!!

:woohoo:

[goldcanyonaz]

67. But, I'm switching to Obama!

*giggles*

[avrdream]

68. What about those of us who were planning the opposite?

As in "I'm switching to Barack Obama" as an April Fool's thread.

You are showing your neutrality again, Skinner. Not.

[Catherine Vincent]

69. I didn't realize it was a problem.

That figures that Obama supporters would post so many childish threads.

[FlyingSquirrel]

70. I'm switching to Hillary Clinton.

It just doesn't seem the same. :(

I think we need 4 per day!

[Zambero]

71. I would do so, however...

that would put me under instense sniper fire in my household, even if only for a day!

[Catherina]

73. Best thread of the day! (But I ain't switching) n/t

[regnaD kciN]

74. I'm bullish on Hillary! She's going places!

:rofl:

[DerekJ]

75. Skinner!! Can you make it 1 thread a day?

Just askin'

[backscatter712]

76. That's alright, I'll stick to the rick-rolls...

[Swamp Rat]

77. LOLOLOL!!!!!

:rofl:

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

78. you're gonna get the kitchen sink thrown at ya!

I'm sorry, but I can't even joke about it.

[anonymous171]

79. I'm switching the Hillary Clinton

APRIL FOOLS!

[CarbonDate]

80. I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States....

...in 2016. You know, when I'm old enough. :P