MUST READ!!!: Memo Leaked From the DNC about Denver Agenda

KansasVoter

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Tue Apr-01-08 08:52 PM
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MUST READ!!!: Memo Leaked From the DNC about Denver Agenda

Edited on Tue Apr-01-08 09:21 PM by KansasVoter

This memo was leaked to a friend of mine who had a friend who works at the DNC. It is the preliminary agenda for the convention in Denver. I have just listed the agenda for the day when the super delegates will vote. Please do not share outside this forum!!! Howard Dean�s comments are in parentheses with his initials. (HD-Example)

1:00pm � Opening speech by Howard Dean

1:30pm � Senator Obama addresses the Super Delegates about why he should receive their vote. His bullet points are as follows: (sent by the Obama camp)

� Why I am qualified to receive your votes and why I can win the general Election

2:00pm - Senator Clinton addresses the Super Delegates about why she should receive their vote. Her bullet points are as follows: (sent by the Clinton camp, Hillary has also requested 4 hours for her comments???, she also had many cuss words that I removed and I denied her request to have Bill and her both address the Super Delegates in song)

� Why I was owed this nomination and the price you will pay if I don�t get it!!
� How the caucuses were not fair to my campaign! Primaries were the only fair way to count votes.
� How large states should only be counted in the delegate count and the 40 small states were not represented fairly by my supporters.

� How the Electoral College should be used to pick the nominee.
� How older white women should have been used to pick the nominee.
� I can make your life a living hell when we get back to congress (HD-???)
� How the black vote exceeded the normal usual percent of black turnout and should not be counted for Obama, because, if you did not know, he is a black man. Someone who some whites will not vote for. (HD-Is she drunk???)

� How Florida and Michigan, even if I add in their totals, do not give me the lead, should be counted TWICE because they were left out so long that the delegates from those states grew INTEREST so there are actually more delegates available from those two states. (HD-researching delegate interest)

� How myself, a West Point graduate, can get us out of the war in Iraq!
� Since Obama �the black man� raised more money, I propose that his delegate count be reduced by the percent of money he had over the amount I had. This would be fair because an election should not be based on money.

� We should not count states that were won by more than 20 percent since it is statistically hard to win by more than 20 percent and that just does not seem right.

� How I can do things to your political future that would make you cry like a little girl. (HD � I am not sure this is even legal)
� People of a certain race tend to vote for their same race.
� FYI, 80% of the country is White people like me.
� I ran the country 80% of the time while Bill was president and actually campaigned disguised as him during the 1996 election.
� Obama should receive a �really good speaker� penalty. This would be fair since I am a little dry when speaking and an election should not be based on personality.

� Do you know who the hell I am? I am Hillary Clinton for god�s sake. Hillary Clinton!!! Do you understand what I am telling you? I can and will crush you like an ant! (HD-can we even allow this??)

� My campaign was not prepared to campaign after Super Tuesday, and my threats to Obama were ignored about quitting after Super Tuesday, so we should only count 50% of the votes after Super Tuesday. (HD-for the love of god she is insane)

5:30 � Super Delegates Vote for Obama

6:30 � Hillary runs around screaming at people for 30 minutes.

7:00 � Hillary and Bill are removed by DNC security.