OT -Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html

[YOY]

1. and you though ants ruined a picnic...

n/t

[spooky3]

4. hahaha!

[Ian David]

2. Did you see the way it was dressed? It was asking for it!

What do table skirts have to do with sex?
Posted by Anomie at 8:49 PM

I am watching the History Channel's "History of Sex," where they just presented an interesting tidbit:

Table skirts were invented to prevent any unnatural unions between men and furniture."

This is because legs (limbs in general?) were considered to be so sexy that men just couldn't resist. Even if the leg was wooden and connected to a tabletop. Oooh baby.

But have we really changed that much since the Victorian Era? After all, under the current administration women are required to wear pantyhose. Well, at least we're directing our attention to human legs, now.

Or are we? Anyone know whether Bush also covered all the tables with skirts?



More:
http://wickedanomie.blogspot.com/2007/12/what-do-table-skirts-have-to-do-with.html

[goldcanyonaz]

3. Better that than the donuts.

[panader0]

5. On a picnic table I can understand

"With" a picnic table is beyond me.

[frazzled]

6. Does this have something to do with the primaries?

I didn't dare click on the link.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

7. OT=Off Topic In Internet Parlance

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[frazzled]

10. Yes, I know, but why is it in this forum?

[jojo54]

8. And we thought things couldn't get any more weird!!!

[LoZoccolo]

9. I guess the charges have been dropped since then.

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15762329/detail.html

[DemocratSinceBirth]

12. I Guess The Table Was A Uncoperative Witness

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[Cheap_Trick]

11. sometimes there's just no words....