Is there life on Mars?

[Guava Jelly]

(With a DU twist)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ueUOTImKp0k
David Bowie - Life On Mars?

GD:p's a god awful sad affair
To the posters who hang out here,
And the mods are yelling "NO!"
And the DUers are screaming so,
And the end is no where to be seen,
Now we are all in this crazy dream
In our corners with different views
As we are hooked to the Computer screen,
But the primaries are quite a bore
For it's been argued ten times before.
Almost everyone acting like fools,
As I ask you to focus on

Monkeys
Fighting in the forum.
Oh Man!
Look at them sling their poo.
It's a freeper like show.
Take a look at the people
Beating up the wrong guy.
Oh man!
Wonder if they'll ever know.
Where their anger should go.
This crazy forum of Ours?

It's on The Admin's tortured brow
And Gd:p has turned so foul.
Now the posters they bitch and flame
'Cause someone slipped up again.
And it causes a million threads
And no one is using their heads.
Many topics should be out of bounds
Everyone is acting like clowns,
But the spin is a sadd'ning bore
'Cause its been spun ten times before.
It's about to be spun again
As I ask you to focus on

DUers
Screaming in the forum.
Oh man!
Look at these monkeys go.
It's the snarkiest show.
Take a look at the posters
Beating up the wrong guy.
Oh man!
Wonder if they'll ever know
Where their anger should go.
In this forum of ours?
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.
.
(sigh)

[EmilyAnne]

1. Oh You Pretty Thing!

I love you!

[Guava Jelly]

2. .

:blush:
I am glad someone does

[Guava Jelly]

3. kick

Because I am bored