For those who watch Discovery Channel..and know Animal Behavior..A STORY!.

[KoKo]

Let's look at Hillary.... the Ageing Lioness who has been "culled out of the group...to forage on her own..to find sustenance without the "support of her group" and without "family or friends."

She has seen her PRIDE LION/STUD that she Sired a Child by...leave her for a diallance and she feels cheated...but she carry's on with him because her association with him gives her credibility in her LIONESS PRIDE..

So, she follows the "Head Lion" and she knows he's sniffing the rears of every one he meets in the Jungle..but she demur's thinking he will "Always Come Back to Her!" ......even though she's old and looks like something from "Cats" the "Broadway Movie" and she keeps AT IT...AT IT!

Hillary the "old and fading Lioness" knows she still has "life in her" ...she can do "GOOD THINGS" and so she stays out there as the "Culled Lioness" waiting for her OPPORTUNITY...(according to DISCOVERY CHANNEL) and she FINALLY sees her OPPORTUNITY ...and she MOVES!

She is up against this CHARISMATIC LION...who isn't her "BILL" and she wonders "How Can I DEAL WITH THIS?"

She rears back...she thinks about it awhile and she says to herself: "I AM AN OLD LIONESS......I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS NEW .."OBAMA THING!" ....if you give me TIME and MARK PENN and WOLFSON...I will SHOW YOU I WILL MAKE MINCEMEAT OF THEM!

"I AM THE LIONESS!" ...........I ...WILL PREVAIL over all the BUTT SNIFFING AND WHATEVER THEY THROW AGAINST ME! I WILL PREVAIL?

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crispini]

1. Recommended!

:wow:
:wtf:

[Hart2008]

2. How does Hillary sire a child?

Uh is there something about Hillary we don't know?

Do you mean that Bill is gay?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. I had to turn off the discovery channel.

My children were frightened of those scary racist lionesses.

[PeaceNikki]

4. Umm...

[TZ]

5. Uh...okay

:smoke: :smoke: - Must be some strong stuff you have there.
:wtf:

[madinmaryland]

55. This really is a classic!! Wonder if it qualifies for a DUzy!!!!

:rofl:

I could use some of that stuff also!!1!!

:rofl:

[Shakespeare]

6. Uh........

........ :wtf:

[Faygo Kid]

7. Please pour me a glass of whatever you're having.

Now McCain, he's an old bull elephant. A giant pink one, at that. . .

[DS1]

8. Are you drunk?

:rofl:

[Shakespeare]

9. I was hoping for a tie-in with racist penguins, but alas... n/t

[Midlodemocrat]

10. I don't think so, but we probably should be when we read this again.

[FlyingSquirrel]

17. lol

I mean

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

20. Share a glass of wine with me?

I hear you have plenty.

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

52. Unsubstantiated rumor.

:hi:

[Lil Missy]

11. Whaaaa?????

[KoKo]

14. Just re-read..maybe you weren't a Biology Major..but have you watched "Discovery Channel?"

Even if you were a "Humanities" student...you might still understand (if you re-read) what I was getting to in my post. I was being very serious...please re-read. :-)'s

[Lil Missy]

50. Okay. n/t

[shockra]

12. Well....Barack and Bill are both Leos.

But Hillary is not.

[KoKo]

13. THAT...is a VERY IMPORTANT thing to consider.........it's VERY Important!

EVERYONE...always loves Leo's. They are the LIONS......which is what I was trying to get at....

Obama ..Leo...Clinton...Leo....the young Lion challenging the Old...well I could carry this Metaphor out there...but you are getting where I was coming from in my OP... It' something to think about..maybe? :shrug:

[shockra]

21. Yes, and Leos LOVE the spotlight.

Don't like to share it. Hillary has a hard time getting any props between those two. :P

[myrna minx]

15. I believe I saw this episode of Ally McBeal. n/t

[Bonobo]

16. Exactly. The anger she feels towards Obama is misdirected anger against Bill.

Obama is much like Bill. Probably reminds Hil of a young Bill in some ways. The charisma, the rockstar appeal.

Except for one thing. Obama did not philander. Obama did not cheat on his wife with a young woman.

Hillary sacrificed. She gave. Because she knew one day that her day would come. It would all pay off. All the humiliation would be worth it.

But then Obama came. And the anger flowed, baby. You can't take it out on Bill, but you sure as hell can use it, project it onto Obama.

You go girl!

[KoKo]

18. yes...there's some psychological stuff there...deep, dark...but it doesn't mean she would be worse

candidate than Obama. Look at Obama's background. There's deep, dark demons on both sides they've had to fight to overcome. Just saying..:shrug:

[Bonobo]

19. No doubt.

[KoKo]

23. Well...then lets give them both a "break" and examine their POLICY POINTS...

There's little between them...except that Obama is BUILDING the FUTURE of the Party and Clintons are the PAST...

BUT...what if neither the "Past nor Future" is willing to compromise...in November. THEN...we've got a BIG PROBLEM....BIG!

[Bonobo]

28. Honestly? Since politicians generally say what they think will get them elected,

I feel it is necessary to try to read what is below the surface and this is where it gets so mushy and ugly.

We all have our own preconceived notions and our own "read" on people. I think I am a good judge of character, others do not think so.

I perceive Obama to be an honest, intelligent man. More honest than any politician I have seen in some time. I like him. I trust him.

[RainDog]

22. I like the Kipling "just so" Discovery Channel story about the praying mantis

(no Hillary reference, btw)

the way the female praying mantis eats her lover after sex. personally, I'd prefer to do that BEFORE sex (ifyouknowwhatimean), but that's just me.

from experience, tho, I can tell you that butt sniffing is a definite turn off if you're not a leo...

[KoKo]

24. OhMG...I knew someone would bring up the "Praying Mantis." Still ...my analogy is better...

:D for the purposes of this election. Unless you have bought a storeload of Hillary "Nut Cracker Dolls" and so you are biased.

[RainDog]

27. oh... politics?

I thought we were talking about fucking. oops, my bad!

(but if we were... bonobos! you work it, babies!!)

[KoKo]

30. I'm talking about "Animal Behavior" ...........LIKE US........

You don't get it? :shrug:

[RainDog]

33. yeah, like us. doggie style, right? n/t

[KoKo]

38. Go back to the OP and discuss that....rather than getting "off subject."

Can you do that? :shrug:

[RainDog]

45. okay, I think I got it!

so, can we take any animal behavior analogy that suits our conception and run with it? or does it have to refer back to Helen Reddy?

I tend to see Rush Limbaugh as a sea horse, gestating his young... except those aren't HIS young. Or maybe it's just his hillbilly (no reference to Clinton, btw) heroin stash.

[crispini]

47. .

Stop, stop, I'm gonna bust a rib over here.... :spray:

[Ichingcarpenter]

25. This is a Post to hide a anti DU site and is a code word.

The site was posted in GD and just got Locked by the moderator.

[KoKo]

31. Are you "Zoning on Crack?

:eyes:

[Ichingcarpenter]

26. Here is the lInk so you can see what games are being played --Alert this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3096748

[Bonobo]

29. I am afraid I don't understand the game. But then again, I have a life.

I have 3 children, 4 cats, and lots of bills.

I graduated college twenty years ago and don't have time for frat/sorority games.

[apocalypsehow]

32. Even after following those links, I confess confusion.

:shrug:

[KoKo]

36. You aren't the only one who "expressions confusion." The OP just alerted Mods

about someone connecting me with weird web site saying I'm posting with "code words." Sheesh... Talk about folks doing "distraction" on the Internet...

[KoKo]

34. Don't link me with some Conspiracy Crap about some weird web site..

If what I say annoy's you just hit that "IGNORE BUTTON" but if you are trying to get my post locked because of your paranoia...then give another look...because It's ABC's "DISCOVERY CHANNEL" where they spend much time on "Lion Behavior" for those of you who didn't have to take BIOLOGY in School or Didn't major in it if you went to College afterwards. Most DU'ers are pretty into a level of understanding of my post...if you aren't, then Fuck Off!

[Bonobo]

39. I actually understood your post, Koko.

[Ichingcarpenter]

41. Your post came out almost at the same time

Just an odd coincidence then.

[TZ]

46. I'm a zoo major

And I think your analogy is WAAAY off.
And as a biology major(?) you should know better than to try to equate animal behavior with human behavior!
Geez why not talk about how my pet cats will make great cabinent holders cause they are smart...

[Harry Monroe]

35. What's this now??? Hillary got caught sniffing butts??

:wtf:

Just when I thought this campaign couldn't get any stranger....

[KoKo]

37. Were you ever exposed to Nature Movies/Biology or Aesop's Fables?

Link to WIKI on Aesop......and what he was about here......




http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:J1ABqUf5mqAJ:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aesop%27s_Fables+Aesop%27s+Fables&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=4&gl=us&client=firefox-ahttp://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:J1ABqUf5mqAJ:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aesop%27s_Fables+Aesop%27s+Fables&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=4&gl=us&client=firefox-a

[Harry Monroe]

51. Yes, I was

Thank you for asking

[RainDog]

43. no. she's going to prevail over the butt-sniffing

personally, I cannot, in my wildest imagination, imagine Obama sniffing her butt. just. cannot. go. there.

[crispini]

44. LOL! nt

[Bucky]

40. I like the little tribute to Fonzie at the end.

[DarkTirade]

42. Dude... whatever you're smoking...

you need to pass it around so everyone can have a try.

[RainDog]

48. 'shroom, 'shroom

like fonzi's hog (yet another animal analogy!)

[Danger Mouse]

49. posting while drunk...bad. i've said it many times.

[EstimatedProphet]

53. Anti-hallucinogens...the wave of the future...

[Zuiderelle]

54. A glimpse inside the mind of an Obama supporter.

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

56. Are you on your meds or off of them?