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Prophet 451 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 07:50 AM
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You might be an Hillbot if...
- You honestly can't conceive of any reason someone would choose not to vote for Hillary other than sexism.

- You believe Hillary has run a flawless campaign.

- You believe that Hillary can take credit for the good parts of Bill Clinton's presidency but doesn't have to share the blame for NAFTA or the Welfare Reform Bill.

- You still defend that Bosnian sniper story.

- You still believe that Bosnian sniper story.

- You're currently describing me as sexist.

- You actually think any president would be answering the Whitehouse phone at 3am, instead of a half-asleep receptionist saying "What the fuck do you want?"

- You think Obama actually believes the homophobic crap that country guy spewed. And while we're on the subject, she has to share the blame for DADT too.

- You think Obama really does have nothing to offer but chants of "GOBAMA!" and "YES WE CAN!".

- You demand Obama denounce every person he ever met who went on to say something controversial but don't demand that Hillary denounce Rush Limbaugh.

- You actually follow the increasingly bizarre computations the Clinton campaign is using to insist they're not that far behind. Especially that one involving electoral college votes. Please, Texas is going red even if the Repubs nominate Jack The Ripper.

- You now hate Keith Olbermann despite loving the guy a year ago.

- You believe Obama is a Muslim. Although that would also make you a moron.
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 07:56 AM
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1. This is the reason nobody takes the Obama groupies seriously......
Edited on Sat Apr-05-08 08:03 AM by Darth_Kitten
Let's see...

They get petulant and moody when life gets kinda "icky" and stuff. :eyes:

They think they are right and everybody else is always wrong. Why? Just because.

They still have their "Mommy" issues. Women are nasty when they demand to be treated like, well, HUMAN BEINGS. :sarcasm:

They'll vote for Obama not because of where he stands, because, like,that's what ALL their friends are doing.

Name calling like an 8 year old is FUN. Or maybe it's just fun after the buzz you are still feeling from the frat party last night.

Whatever, dear.

****Edit: Ah, the poster is doing this for both groups. :) Still, the Obama groupies are getting on my nerves.
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goldcanyonaz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 07:58 AM
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2. Amen.
:thumbsup:
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Prophet 451 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 08:02 AM
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3. Missed the point entirely
and obviously missed the fact that I did one of these for the Obamabots too (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5392803&mesg_id=5392803). Supporting either candidate doesn't make you a bot but blind faith and meaningless adulation does.

And incidently, please tell me you didn't just accuse me of sexism exactly the way I listed...
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 08:05 AM
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4. I didn't see your other one until NOW.....
I responded to the post, I don't follow too closely whether or not people are for Obama or Clinton.

Maybe don't be too touchy, people don't always see ALL the posts people make.
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Prophet 451 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 08:06 AM
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5. Point taken and apologies n/t
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 08:09 AM
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6. I don't delve too closely at many posts.......
especially this early in the morning. But I see now what your point was. ;)

Regards.
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 08:11 AM
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7. ...
:thumbsup:
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UALRBSofL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 08:32 AM
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10. This is the kind of post I wished Obama would send out to the Hillary supporters
This should be sent out to Hillary supporters like in mailers. Then it would guarantee Obama loses the Clinton voters if he is the nominee. Actually, we should all save this post and email it to all our friends that support Hillary and tell them to pass it around and tell them it came from the Obama camp. And in all honestly it's the truth because the OP is an Obama supporter.
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Prophet 451 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 08:44 AM
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11. Yes, I am
I also did a list on fanatical Obama supporters too. If you took this one entirely seriously, you kinda missed the point.
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Left coast liberal Donating Member (889 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 10:18 AM
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20. uh... I am a mommy...and I support Obama...does that make me sexist?
I will give you this. Hillary is a powerful impressive woman, and I think she would be more effective staying in the Senate and helping to clean up the mess.

But, she can't compare with Obama for reach, star power and charisma.

God, this has been a long primary season.

When can we all be on the same side again?

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Prophet 451 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 10:23 AM
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21. Uh, maybe
Look, the point of doing both this list and the opposing one was to remind everyone that, fanatical personality cultists aside, neither candidate is the devil incarnate, both would make pretty decent presidents and virtually all of us here share at least basic principles.
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 12:52 PM
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27. Not every Obama supporter is a delirious nut. :)
But.....I don't see the "star power" of Obama. I never did. I think "some" people are trying to make him into something he's not.
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Bolo Boffin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 08:25 AM
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8. Showing some equal love...
:D
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bigtree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 08:28 AM
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9.  flame bait
agree with me or you're delusional
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AlertLurker Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 09:36 AM
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12. "nothing to offer but chants of "GOBAMA!""
Nailed it.
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 09:37 AM
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13. ...
Edited on Sat Apr-05-08 09:48 AM by oktoberain
- You honestly can't conceive of any reason someone would choose not to vote for Hillary other than sexism.

Nah, I'm sure people have their reasons.

- You believe Hillary has run a flawless campaign.

I think there's no such thing as a flawless campaign, much less a flawless one that *wins*. However, I don't think her campaign has been any worse than his.

- You believe that Hillary can take credit for the good parts of Bill Clinton's presidency but doesn't have to share the blame for NAFTA or the Welfare Reform Bill.

I don't think she should take credit for, or be blamed for, ANYTHING that happened during Bill's presidency--with the sole exception of the failed healthcare reform. And I don't fault her for trying and failing. The Repukes killed that--not Hillary.

- You still defend that Bosnian sniper story.

- You still believe that Bosnian sniper story.


I think the Bosnian sniper story is a ridiculous thing to nanner on about, considering the larger problems we're facing. It never ceases to amaze me how people can latch on to the idiotic things and completely brush aside the shit that actually *matters*.

- You're currently describing me as sexist.

No, I know you better than that. :)

- You actually think any president would be answering the Whitehouse phone at 3am, instead of a half-asleep receptionist saying "What the fuck do you want?"

I think campaign rhetoric and propaganda is *always* dramatic and overblown, and anyone who took that ad in a literal way is pretty dense. *You* know that it was a theatrical commentary on a larger issue. *I* know it was too. Why are we even still talking about it?

- You think Obama actually believes the homophobic crap that country guy spewed. And while we're on the subject, she has to share the blame for DADT too.

I don't think he believes it, but the offensive pandering to the fundie gay-haters for the sake of their votes isn't much better. I'll vote for the man if he gets the nomination, even if I have to take a Valium first in order to make myself do it, but it's damned hard to forgive him for that disgusting stunt. It's bad enough to constantly be taken for granted and ignored by our Dem leaders. Did he HAVE to add insult to that too?

- You think Obama really does have nothing to offer but chants of "GOBAMA!" and "YES WE CAN!".

I think that he's cocky, egotistical and arrogant. I also think that the debate over "policy" is fucking stupid, because NONE of either candidate's "policies" are actually going to be passed into law--at least not as-is. They'll be dismantled and rebuilt by Congress with all of the progressive-leaning aspects neatly excised, as usual. You'd think we hadn't learned from the past at all, the way we all go on about how Obama's "policies" are better than Clinton's, and vice-versa. Like it even matters at this point.

- You demand Obama denounce every person he ever met who went on to say something controversial but don't demand that Hillary denounce Rush Limbaugh.

I'm not sure what you mean--did Rush Limbaugh throw his support behind Hillary? Is he campaigning and fundraising for her? If you mean that ridiculous stunt in Texas, that was just Limpballs trying to make himself look "powerful", and as usual, we all fall for it. It's stupid to even respond to it--it just reinforces the man's ego. McClurkin is a different case--he actually *does* support Obama in both the primary and the general, and he was raising money for the man in SC while spouting gay-hate that no "progressive" candidate would EVER allow himself to be associated with. Surely you can see a difference there. Comparing apples to oranges doesn't get us anywhere.

- You actually follow the increasingly bizarre computations the Clinton campaign is using to insist they're not that far behind. Especially that one involving electoral college votes. Please, Texas is going red even if the Repubs nominate Jack The Ripper.

There's no "math" needed. Neither candidate can win without the superdels. It comes down to whether you believe that the superdelegates have the right to vote independently as they wish, or whether you think they're just supposed to rubberstamp. If the latter is true, why do they even exist? There's a reason for the existence of superdelegates--they're there to make sure that the candidate who has the best chance of beating the Republicans gets nominated, period. I'm sick of people slamming the primary process because it might lead to a conclusion that THEY don't approve of. If you don't like it, harass your Reps to change it. In the meantime, people need to stop bitching about the rules after the fact, including Florida and Michigan.

- You now hate Keith Olbermann despite loving the guy a year ago.

Hate? No. But I've lost a lot of respect for him. He's just making the divide in the party worse by taking it to the national airwaves.

- You believe Obama is a Muslim. Although that would also make you a moron.

Frankly I don't give a damn what religion Obama is. All organized religions are equally fucking stupid, and I could care less which one his chooses to belong to. I think it's a stupid thing to argue about. He isn't Muslim, but even if he *was*, the only people who'd care are Christian xenophobic fucktards that aren't going to vote Dem anyway. It's not something we should be hand-wringing over, truly.

Finally--I don't think there's any such thing as a "Hillbot" or an "Obamaton". I think both terms are equally offensive, both stereotype and marginalize the feelings of Real People, and as a general rule I Ignore anyone I see using either as a means to denigrate another person--which I don't believe that you have done, at least not purposely.

I cannot fucking wait until this primary is over. I'm sick of the bullshit drama, truly.
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Prophet 451 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 09:53 AM
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14. hey luv
Edited on Sat Apr-05-08 09:54 AM by Prophet 451
None of this should be taken entirely seriously. I did one for the Obamatons too (which also should not be taken entirely seriously). The whole point of both is to try and get the fanatics on both sides to calm down and notice that, contrary to all the divisive crap going around, neither of them is a terrible person. I'm slightly more in favour of Obama but Hillary certainly wouldn't be a disaster as president.

EDIT@ Yeah, I was talking about Limpballs bizarre stunt.
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 10:02 AM
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15. I know. My response was more for others than for you.
I'm just getting worn down by all of the insanity here. My Ignore list is literally 200+ people long and growing every day. I really should stay away, for the sake of my blood pressure. I don't think that there's any way to cure the fanaticism around here, save for just waiting it out. The best that can be done is to try and post something sane now and then, so they the newbies who come here don't get the mistaken impression that we're ALL nuts. :hug:
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4themind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 10:07 AM
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16. You may want to put a link to your other thread
Edited on Sat Apr-05-08 10:09 AM by 4themind
If you want to assist them in getting the point of your original post. Rather than just fly off the handle and make responding posts or OP's in retaliation (which would arguably just increase the problem that you're trying to address.
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Prophet 451 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 10:10 AM
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17. Good point
Edited on Sat Apr-05-08 10:11 AM by Prophet 451
Dunno if I still have time but I'll try editing.

EDIT: Nope, too late
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 10:14 AM
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18. UGLY FLAME-BAIT
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Bolo Boffin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 10:26 AM
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23. Nope.
He did one for both sides.

Perhaps a little self exam is in order?
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lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 10:16 AM
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19. I'm glad I read the replies before writing one.
This is exactly my point about Randi. She's worse than Rush.

While Rush will frag both our candidates, give us an opportunity to either laugh at the pompous windbag, or vent collective righteous anger, Randi has chosen only one, and criticized her in a way that no one would tolerate from any Republican.

By criticizing both candidates, you have in some small way allowed us to chuckle at ourselves.
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stevietheman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 10:25 AM
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22. Of course Hillary supporters are reacting negatively to this...
there are many kernels of truth in there.
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Bolo Boffin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 10:27 AM
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24. It's not Hillary supporters exactly.
There are an awful lot of Hillary supporters out there who would vote for Barack Obama in November. The vocal minority is who the OP is skewering.
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MethuenProgressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 12:00 PM
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25.  - If you think defeating McCain is more important than wanting the cool kids to like you...
you might be a rational, thinking Democrat, and therefore a Hillary supporter.
:hi:
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 12:20 PM
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26. It's all there. Wonderful post.
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Prophet 451 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 05:43 PM
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28. Cheers, mate n/t
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