Let's just get it out of the way. Bill Clinton's penis.

[Maddy McCall]

I've seen more "Bill Clinton's Penis" posts here in the past couple of days than I ever did read from the right.

So let's just have a thread where all the Bill Clinton haters can get it out of their systems.

Here he is. Take your best shot.

[GarbagemanLB]

1. Thanks for wasting a thread on this.

[Maddy McCall]

3. Go ahead. You know you want to.

Get it out of your system.

[dkf]

2. I haven't seen any lately. What in the world are you referring to?

[Maddy McCall]

6. Saw several cigar comments today.

Yes, at DU.

[dkf]

25. Haven't seen those either. Now if you were complaining about book bags...

I'd say you had a point.

[Maddy McCall]

38. Anyone that's neck deep in bookbaggate needs to see a shrink, quick.

[dkf]

46. Ah, they are just pulling your string.

Its actually quite ridiculous...funny even.

Sometimes you just gotta laugh.

[question everything]

97. Here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5357995&mesg_id=5358980

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5357995&mesg_id=5360898

[Forkboy]

4. I think your subject line is even funnier than you meant it to be.

:P

[Maddy McCall]

8. It was intended.

:P

[Forkboy]

16. Well then, that's just a scary thought.

:)

[leftstreet]

5. Links? I haven't seen any posts like that

:shrug:

[writes3000]

7. Not a subject I've ever brought up here.

I'd rather not focus on that mistake of his.

But for the record, it was Bill's bad judgment that I had the problem with...

[On the Road]

9. "Get it Out of the Way"?

As in "hide the weenie"?

:smoke:

[greenbriar]

10. so is it really crooked?

lets see it

[kid a]

11. didn't you try this flamebait a few days ago?

alerting

[Maddy McCall]

14. You've confused me with someone else.

I've never posted on this topic.


Most of the people obsessed with the Clenis are Obama supporters and rabid right wingers.

[maximusveritas]

20. That was a different Clinton supporter

They seem to be the only ones bringing it up. I haven't seen any actualy Obama supporters bring it up.

[Maddy McCall]

21. You miss much, then. I've seen the Clenis and the cigar brought up tonight.

When Obama supporters' arguments fall short, they indulge in Clenis Envy.

[merh]

41. post the links

so we can read the posts in their proper context

You do appreciate that, looking at the issues in the proper context and not just distortions meant to inflame, don't you?

[cornermouse]

76. Actually I've seen them as well.

GD-P sounds a lot like Conservative Central when talking about the Clinton's including Chelsea and if you dare say anything negative about "the chosen one" in return, you can usually expect at least one accusation of being a disruptor; disruptor apparently meaning anyone who doesn't agree Obama is the-bestest-in the-whole-wide-world.

[merh]

77. Check out post 55

there is no "them" there was one post by a clinton supporter and one by a obama supporter and then this thread. It was a tie until this thread.

Your exaggerations are tiresome, as are the exaggerations of others that post outrage threads to call out one poster for a comment or an insult or the use of an offensive term, blaming the bad actions of one on many.

That is what this thread is, it is a call out thread masked as some type of thread calling for unity or respect or whatever.

What is most comical is that the same people doing these things, accusing obama supporters of using right wing smears or being freeperish or doing things "not progressive", "not liberal", "not worthy of DU" - posting call out threads masked as some legitimate outrage thread, is that they begin because a clinton supporter doesn't like bad things being said about any of the clintons.

Those same OPs post mocking threads and posts saying members who support obama are cultist or sheep. How like a cult is it think and expect and demand that nothing bad can be said about the clintons?

The double standards of some here are ridiculous. The passive/aggressive postings calling for "nice" or respect that are followed by the attack and the mockery threads are obvious.

There is nothing off limits about either candidate. There is no sacred circle around hillary that mandates nothing bad about bill can be discussed. And since hillary has chosen to make bill her teacher, her mentor, her political adviser and the reason why she is so experienced, everything bad about bill is subject to discussion as is everything good.

Just as it is not unpatriotic to dissent with the leadership of our nation, so to is it not "unDU like" or democratic, to dissent with the leaders of our party.

[PBS Poll-435]

84. Cause we need to study the root causes of

Obama supporters magically turning into Ann Coulter any time the Clenis is brought up.

There are more than enough threads out there right now.

[TahitiNut]

12. It's in Hillary's bookbag.

:shrug:

[anigbrowl]

13. Is this like when you posted the c-word over and over? and fucking white people or whatever it was?

Well, whatever floats your boat I suppose.

[Maddy McCall]

18. If you mean, "posted the C-word once to complain about it:"

I guess you might be right.

[anigbrowl]

23. If by 'once' you mean 'several times' I guess I might be.

[Forkboy]

24. I must have posted it thirty times the other day with CitizenRob.

I wasn't going to let him weasel away after he so desperately wanted to say it. Damn, what a fitting tombstoning that was. :D

[Maddy McCall]

29. I was glad to see you do that.

I appreciate it.

:hug:

[Forkboy]

34. I was glad to do it.

He was ugly as hell. I may not like Hillary but damn, that's just going way to far. And that goes for any woman. If you see it and I'm not around let me know and I'll go to work. :evilgrin:

:toast:

[anigbrowl]

Frankly I would preferred if you'd just alerted all his posts.

I could have done without seeing it endlessly repeated. And it's not because I have anything against swear words.

[Forkboy]

61. I understand, but I'm not big on letting people hide behind weasel words instead.

CitizenRob was agreeing with people who said it, he wanted to say it, but didn't have the guts to do it. Sometimes you have to jar people to get others to see people like that for what they are. He might still be here on DU otherwise.

Plus, I'm a very straightforward and blunt person who hates beating around the bush.

I am sorry it offended you though, honestly.

[Name removed]

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[JimGinPA]

15. I'm Not Touching That One!

:rofl:

[kid a]

17. no such threads exist

[Maddy McCall]

19. plenty of posts do, though.

[Bicoastal]

22. Michelle Obama has been the subject of plenty of ridicule and scorn around here.

Why is it bad form to not maintain a respectful silence about Bill Clinton?

[Maddy McCall]

26. When your criticism is grounded in right-wing sex smears...

you have a problem.

[Bicoastal]

30. That may be, but it is a FACT that Bill Clinton cheated on Hillary while sitting in the Oval Office.

Does it matter to me as a Democratic voter? Not so much. But much like Obama's middle name, it's a dead certainty and a liability that's not going away any time soon.

[Maddy McCall]

32. So this is the thread for you to get your Clenis Envy out....

cleanse your soul here.

[Bicoastal]

37. Does the retelling of true events bother you so much?

I thought that was called "vetting."

[Maddy McCall]

39. Only when the left, which used to hate the right for doing it, engages in the right's tactics.

[TheDonkey]

35. SSSHHH!! Move along people. Nothing to see here. Why not talk about MO's veejajay

or whatever that one poster is talking about.

[MonkeyFunk]

31. when we see 50 references to her vajayjay

then you might have a point.

[Bicoastal]

33. But it's FINE to question her patriotism and compare her to Laura Bush?

Both of which I have seen done in this forum.

Some people have a funny idea of respectfulness.

[Maddy McCall]

40. I've not made cheap jokes about calling her Pickles II, even though she...

worked for a pickle company.

I could make a lot of cheap jokes about that.

Don't feel the need to, though. :shrug:

[mrreowwr_kittty]

27. Okay, let me be the first to say: Ewww.

:puke:

[DerekJ]

28. I think the posters who mentioned his extra-marital affairs, were calling some of you on your hypo

-crisy.

Do you consider Obama a sexist for saying the word "sweetie"?

[Maddy McCall]

36. Search my posts and see.

Sweetie.

[DerekJ]

42. Can't answer a direct question?

Cupcake

[Maddy McCall]

45. No, I have not criticized obama over that...and if you look at my posts...

you'll see where I say that the drama over that is as stupid as the drama over bookbaggate.

But since you won't take my word, look at my previous posts on this.

[DerekJ]

52. So you do admit that the OP in that thread was hypocritical, and was rightfully called on her

her sophomoric sanctimonious thread.

[loveangelc]

43. Well, I guess you're referring to me. I don't see how people can get "offended" by the word sweetie

and not care about Bill Clinton having sex with women young enough to be his daughter, who he had an enormous amount of power over. I mean, it is a fact that it happened, so I don't see why it's so offensive to bring it up in the context of the "sweetie" outrage...

[Maddy McCall]

47. I'm not ONLY referring to you....

but yeah, your cigar posts and the other tasteless ones you made tonight did contribute to my desire to start this thread.

Funny, you're so sure that everyone is upset over "sweetie." I live in the deep south. We refer to everyone as "sweetie," or "darlin" or "hon."

So when you attempt to offend people by using the cigar or the Clenis, sometimes you offend those who are outside your target.

[JI7]

58. and it was in response to the ones complaining about sweetie

[loveangelc]

62. OK, I don't see you calling out any of the Clinton supporters on the stupidity of the "sweetie"

outrage. And there are some who are actually acting (key word: ACTING) outraged at the fact he called a woman "sweetie" saying it was misogynistic, sexist, etc, etc. Well, I'm sorry but if you're going to accuse Obama of being sexist because you're such an ardent feminist, how can you defend what Bill Clinton did to the women who WORKED for him and whose reputation he and his wife worked to denigrate in good conscious by simply dismissing it no big deal? And if anyone wants to dish it, I can definitely dish it right back.

[Maddy McCall]

65. If you feel the need to storm into every thread with fists swinging...

go ahead.

I have said several times today that the sweetie thing was as contrived as the bookbaggate thing.

As far as you "dishing it"...WTFever. :eyes:

[loveangelc]

71. Well I wasn't replying to you, I was referring to the hypocrites who were ok with a man who

is in an incredible position of power over women who he has sexual relationships with, then denigrated for his own purposes, but outraged by "sweetie." And it happened, and its true, and I was pointing it out to the people with the faux outrage over Obama saying "sweetie." I'm sorry you have a problem with it, but me bringing that up is not a rightwing smear, because it happened, it's not speculation, he admitted to it before the world.

[loveangelc]

74. also, if you had called out the clinton supporters on their stupidity and their faux "outrage" then

maybe they would have said it was inappropriate to be calling Obama sexist, and I wouldn't have made the factually accurate comments that you are so offended by.

[JI7]

53. exactly, the same with the OBama Girl thread

and accusing Obama of sexually exploiting her. even if Obama had nothing to do with it.

it should be brought up to point out hypocrisy.

[madrchsod]

44. i guess i missed those threads

funny i`m here like every minute of the day and have`t seen any..

i really do`t like him anymore but not because he hooked up with woman in the whitehouse.


actually in the real world he`d been fired no matter if she was an adult...oh well, there`s one thing that really does`t matter anymore.

[JVS]

48. Politics is not pattie-cake. Why are you so shocked, SHOCKED?

[Name removed]

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[JVS]

59. Making fun of opposing politicians' sex scandals has never been restricted to one party

[Maddy McCall]

60. Got to give the right credit for one thing...

they let the McCain-lobbyist thing drop.

But here's the "progressive left" still hypnotized by the Clenis.

It really is quite laughable.

[JVS]

64. Maybe if certain people would talk about McCain's lobbyist instead of Rezko and Wright...

McCain wouldn't be polling ahead of both candidates.

[Maddy McCall]

66. And instead of the Clenis and "Bookbaggate."

:shrug:

[JVS]

68. sorry, we have a kitchen sink to defend against

[Maddy McCall]

70. LOL. Right.

Unity and all that.

:rofl:

[gateley]

49. "Saw several cigar comments today."

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Maddy.

[merh]

55. a quick search will show that one Clinton supporter posted

about the cigar to make some point about the RNC smear machine and then one person objecting to the "outrage" over Obama calling someone sweetie used the word cigar and then this thread.

that's several :shrug:

[motocicleta]

50. I have no idea why you're bringing this up, but

his pecker gave us Bush. Flat out, if dude coulda kept it in his pants, we never would have had this monstrosity. Any Big Dog lovah, at this point, is delusional.

[Maddy McCall]

51. If this is so, then why continue to use it?

:shrug:

[OzarkDem]

93. Reject your premise

We got Bush because the GOP stole the election.

If you'll recall, there was precious little discussion of Clinton's sex life in the 2000 election. Just a fact check for you.

[cherokeeprogressive]

56. Where's my rubber band gun when I need it? n/t

[PerfectSage]

57. Fuck GHWB. Fuck WJC. Fuck the NWO. It's sooooooooooo over. ROTFFLMFAO

Fuck clusterfuck dumbshit in shit. Even dumbshit Hillary won't save you. I'll be realistic not even Obama will save you. As much as I admire Obama.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGiv2NvlvpU&feature=related

Get the "America is a superpower" out of your system. It's sooooooooo over.

Welcome to the wonderful geopolitical world of...????????????????????????

Not even WJC's senile, flacid babyboomer penis will save you, from superpower shit's creek without a paddle.

Enjoy. Rotfflmfao.

[Swamp Rat]

67. LOL!

:D

[Moochy]

63. Have you ever dreamed about it in a cave on a throne?

In the dream, he found a stone-lined hole in a meadow. He walked down a stairway in the hole to reach a dim-lit long rectangular chamber. There was a magnificent throne in the chamber, and on the throne was a large cylindrical object made of skin and flesh. It had a rounded head with a single eye on the top. Then he woke up in terror when he heard his mother say `that's the man-eater'.

He later recognized the object on the throne to be a phallus and the reference to man-eater was referring to the Christian act of communion and to cannibalism. Given his age at the time, Jung did not believe he would have known of such things.

[Swamp Rat]

69. Jung played D&D?

:D

[Moochy]

72. Yes, but he was slain by an elf!

"Dream the dream onward."

[Swamp Rat]

73. He received the smack-down from none other than Mrs. Kucinich, the Queen of the Elves.

:D

[intaglio]

75. I have nothing against Bill Clinton's Penis (F'narr, F'narr)

Or what he does with it or even who he does with it. I do think that if there have been any extramarital affairs then the media will make too much of it to damage Hillary - in the unlikely event of her being nominee.

[boston bean]

78. If somehow, someway we could actually get a real picture of it, it might put some of this

gross curiosity to bed.

[izzybeans]

79. May the Clenis be with you. And you...Oh and look over there...yummie... you too,

sweetie.

I know a retread Clenis joke dressed up in today's window dressing.

:shrug:

[Lilith Velkor]

80. Mmm...penis

I'd hit it after a few brews. :beer:

[samsingh]

81. let's all be adults about sex

[MethuenProgressive]

82. Great "Post," Sweetie!

:rofl:

[kid a]

83. you ladies have become the perez hilton of DU - proudly delivering sexist hate on cue

perez hilton - the leader in hate blogging

[OzarkDem]

92. No, we're just Democrats who focus on substantive issues

instead of repeating GOP talking points.

[GeorgeGist]

85. Okey, dokey ...

Fee, fee, fi, fi, fo-fo, fum
Look at Monica now here she comes
Wearin' her wig hat and shades to match
She's got high-heel shoes and an alligator hat
Wearin' her pearls and her diamond rings
She's got bracelets on her fingers, now, and everything
She's the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Wearin' her perfume, Chanel No. 5
Got to be the finest girl alive
She walks real cool, catches everybody's eye
She's got such good lovin' that they can't say goodbye
Not too skinny, she's not too fat
She's a real humdinger and I like it like that
She's the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on

Good golly, Miss Monica
You sure like to ball
Good golly, Miss Monica
You sure like to ball
While you're rockin' and rollin'
Can't you hear your mama call
From the early, early mornin' 'til the early, early nights
See Miss Monica rockin' at the House of Blue Lights
Good golly, Miss Monica
You sure like to ball
While you're rockin' and rollin'
Can't you hear your mama call

[Moochy]

86. You'll poke your eye out, kid!

[Bonobo]

87. Nice try, but there are -ahem- bigger targets than Bill Clinton's penis.

[rug]

88. I trust Bill Clinton's penis to end the war before Obama does.

[sellitman]

90. I'd comment but then you might think I am a dick.

:wow:

[OzarkDem]

91. Interesting, Dems have always ridiculed the Clenis obsession

Strange at how some "Dems" are suddenly outraged.

[Duder]

94. Perhaps the inspiration for this...

[MelissaB]

95. He's a helluva handsome, intelligent man.

I wouldn't mind seeing it for myself.


:hide:

[Name removed]

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[Vinca]

98. Most Democrats really don't care about the former president's

bodily parts or what he has or has not done with them. It only becomes an issue of note if his wife wins the Democratic nomination. Then the Republicans will treat us to hours of trips down memory lane and the adventures of the Clenis.

[Unbowed]

99. Uhm....here goes.

So, does he dress right or left?