So this waitress at the diner calls me "Sweetie" so I told her to hold the chicken between her knees

[Faygo Kid]

"Sweetie," indeed!

Bobby: What do you mean "you don't make side orders of toast"? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Bobby: You've got bread. And a toaster of some kind?
Waitress: I don't make the rules.
Bobby: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress(sarcastically): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

[DJ13]

1. Okay, so whats this "sweety" thing going on today?

Why is this the talking point, I missed it.

[Faygo Kid]

2. Obama called a woman "sweetie" at a campaign stop.

It is apparently the end of civilization as we know it for him to have done so.

[jenmito]

4. Holy cow!!! He is SUCH a sexist! I will now NOT vote for him! What NERVE! And I bet the

woman was deeply offended! :sarcasm:

[Auntie Bush]

8. What's your problem sweetie?

[jenmito]

9. I don't have one, which should've been obvious by my post. Your use of "sweetie" is NOT

the same as OBAMA'S use of it. But you apparently can't tell the difference.

[Auntie Bush]

14. I guess it depends on the meaning of "is ".is...er I mean sweetie.

Thanks for your sweet reply sweetie. How's that?

[DJ13]

6. Oh noes, not that!

Thats it?!
Thats what has the feminists so upset?!
:rofl:

[Cha]

16. Not "feminists upset" but

tools for hilary.

[JayFredMuggs]

3. Some idiot has stated that Obama once called a woman supporter "sweetie"

Of course, there's no proof or links.

Just a feminist rumor so far.

[Beregond2]

5. ?

What on earth is wrong with "sweetie?" Is that supposed to be condescending to women or something?

[blogslut]

7. Jack Nicholson supports Clinton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgjUn9iEyNc

The world has gone mad.

[hisownpetard]

10. He can call me 'sweetie' any time he damn well pleases... any time at all.

[WillyT]

11. You've Got Video !!!

Link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=6wtfNE4z6a8

Enjoy!!!

:hi:

[Faygo Kid]

12. Thanks! Great stuff. That Nicholson - he's such a joker.

Separated at birth?

[lib2DaBone]

13. I Love Sweetie

I love when a waitress calls me sweetie.... I give her a big tip. The best waitresses who keep my coffee cup filled and get me my eggs hot and call me Honey, Sweetie... I leave $5 on the table. God bless them for their hard work.

[Faygo Kid]

15. I agree. Just in the Tampa area and ate at a diner and the waitress was just like Flo.

The food was great, cheap, hot and the service impeccable. The waitress called me "hon" and "sweetie." She was real stereotype, and I got a big kick out of it and she got a big tip out of it.

[WinkyDink]

17. Totally awesome scene!

[Steely_Dan]

18. Love That Scene...

One of the best scenes ever caught on film...Only Jack could have delivered those lines.

-P