I think we need a Joke thread here. Hillary jokes, Obama jokes, lets' lighten up

[JayFredMuggs]

If we can't laugh at ourselves, and laugh with (I said WITH, NOT AT) our candidates, how human are we?

Late night talk show host jokes, jokes we hear on the street, cartoon links, whatever!

Let's keep it fun, let's keep it sane, and adult. I'm a dedicated Obama supporter, so I'll start with a joke about Obama...ok?


"During an interview, Vice President Dick Cheney's wife said that Vice President Cheney and Barack Obama are actually distant cousins. When Dick Cheney found out, he said, 'I knew there was something creepy about that guy.'" --Conan O'Brien

[Bicoastal]

1. So Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and John McCain walk into a bar.

But only Obama and Clinton duck.

[crispini]

2. LOL! nt

[Bicoastal]

3. You laughed?

That gag's got whiskers!

[helderheid]

6. LOL!

[BuyingThyme]

4. Why did Hillary cross the road?

To pander to the other side.

[JayFredMuggs]

5. Your joke is better than my joke! nt

[JayFredMuggs]

7. No Hillary jokes from Hillary supporters? How little...

sense of humor they have!

[panAmerican]

8. (riffing Amy Winehouse's song) They tried to make me like Obama, and I said, No, No, No!

Sen Obama has my vote and my money, but when I read this somewhere (I don't recall, so I can't attribute), I thought it was funny!

[JayFredMuggs]

9. I guess few people can joke about politics here!

How's THAT for an unabashed kick?