New CNN/ABC/MSNBC/CBS/NBC/FOX Poll: Clinton 61% Obama 60%

[Hutzpa]

OMG she is winning.....:bounce:

Ladies Clinton 60% Obama 59%

Fellas Clinton 60% Obama 59%

Pink Clinton 60% Obama 42%

Yellow Clinton 60% Obama 67%

Green Clinton 69% Obama 75%

Young Clinton 59% Obama 80% (Koolaid and latte drinks thats acceptable)

Old Clinton 69% Obama 64%

all in favor of Hillary, except latte and koolaid drinkers......:wow:

[DefenseLawyer]

1. Well let's just call off the election and be done with it.

This obviously settles it.

[spinbaby]

2. Isn't that 121%?

Math wasn't my strong subject, but that doesn't seem right.

[jakem]

3. i dont trust polls that go up to 140%...

[DefenseLawyer]

5. You've heard athletes use the old cliche "Giving 110%"

It's kinda like that.

[Hutzpa]

9. There ya go....

you get the idea, we've all become poll obsessed.

[SwampG8r]

25. i got it on the first read

but as they say sarcasm doesnt work south of savannah

[AspenRose]

4. Wow, nice math skills!

:bounce:

[Hutzpa]

13. Well Thank you,

:hi:

[Cant trust em]

6. I assume that these are positive ratings, not polls

unless percentage doesn't mean out of one hundred anymore.

[XemaSab]

7. Nice

That's math straight out of "The Producers"

[hedgehog]

8. CNN/ABC/MSNBC/CBS/NBC poll?

Don't you mean the Wall street/Fox/Reuters/BBC/US Today poll?

[Hutzpa]

15. That could work too,

more like the corporate poll....shoot! thats what I should have polled.

Good idea all the same, will do next time.

Thanks for your input...

:thumbsup:

[hedgehog]

10. Yes, but this poll fails to take into account the recent shift in support

from those who prefer pan pizza over cheeseburgers........

[Hutzpa]

11. Oh! but those don't count

besides, I misspoke so get over it.


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[AnarchoFreeThinker]

12. what about short hitchhikers? who's got the short hitchhiker vote???!!!!

(that's a full 2354% of 2% of the electorate, but there's only a 50% chance of that happening.)

www.realunclearpolitics.commies

[Hutzpa]

18. lol!

yup!

need to send an e-mail [e-mail]

then wait for their response.

[Bigleaf]

14. Please edit your post to include Fox. You know damn well they were a partner in this poll.

;)

[Hutzpa]

20. Done

:hi:

[SoCalDem]

16. 78% of people polled

are probably ready to turn off their phones :P

[Hutzpa]

21. Oh really,

can still poll iPod users.

Betcha the same amount of folks that uses cell phones carry iPod.

So, I still win...:*

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

17. This is one of those newfangled Zogby Interactive polls, isn't it?

:rofl:

[TexasObserver]

19. Those numbers prove one thing: It's a BAD poll.

Any poll that fails to show that half the population loathes Hillary is simply not credible.

They must be polling Old Folks Homes exclusively.

[JBoy]

22. This is hilarious! Great Post!

K&R

[Larry in KC]

23. Doesn't it scare you when you sense people don't recognize satire?

Some people critique posts like this with tongue in cheek, playing along, which is cool.

The scary ones are the ones that criticize them, or scoff at them, without any hint that they get the joke.

Some of those may be playing along, too, just harder to read. The ones to worry about are the ones who are deadly serious. I don't think there's a cure for humor impairment, is there?

[Hutzpa]

28. Sometimes I get tired using

emoticons and try excercising my brain once in awhile,

we have become too reliant on easy access

but hey! thats just me......:shrug:

[Larry in KC]

36. Not just you, I agree

What does it say about us when we have to use a "sarcasm" label?

[Maine-i-acs]

24. This just in: 78% of statistics are made up on the spot! (NT)

[Not the Only One]

26. I call bullshit

Obama's support among Green is at least 85%.

http://bp0.blogger.com/_3I_MsAGX584/RfA__ctFP0I/AAAAAAAAAS8/OuTgasovrMk/s400/Obama+Green+Button.jpg

[Hutzpa]

30. Green people don't count

they refused to co-operate due to immense sniper fire....

:P

[Cali_Democrat]

27. Crazy Poll

:silly:

[JimGinPA]

29. Is This Poll As Accurate As An AOL Online Poll?

:rofl:

[Bigleaf]

31. This poll is indeed more accurate than an AOL poll. As far as I know.

:P

[PresidentObama]

33. When asked about his patriotism, -117% voted "He hates 'Merica" in the latest AOL/Netscape/BS poll

[kwenu]

32. She's not winning the delegate race.

[Kaylee]

34. Obviously skewed, because they didn't call me......

and I'm worth a good 9-10 percentage points.

[Bongo Prophet]

35. So a dream ticket would beat McCain by AT LEAST 121% !!! Awesome news!

Snoopy dance!