Masterpiece theater, a history of Hillary's fictions and personae in emoticons....

[mythyc]

--The billing records showed up "on their own": :think: ...

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--Urged and urged Bill to intervene in Rwanda: :tinfoilhat:

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--Didn't know her brothers were paid for Bill's pardons: :spank:

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--Chelsea was jogging at the WTC on 911: :patriot:

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--Named after Sir Edmund Hillary: ...

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--Life-long New York Yankees Fan: :popcorn:

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--Learned futures market in the Wall Street Journal: ... :freak:

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--picks Penn and Wolfson to run her campaign:

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--Daily Show breaks with "the cackle" story: ...

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--"Will honor the DNC nominating calendar": :hide:

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--Plants questions at Iowa debates:

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--doesn't count.... doesn't count... :scared: doesn't count...

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--"I'm proud proud proud to be standing here with Barack Obama": :hug:
------>Shame on you Barack Obama for sending out mailers like mine: ... = :rant:

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13 successive victories by Obama, no congratulations:

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--"It DOES matter!" :blush: ... "Change you can xerox":
. --> (steals "this is personal" in NH from John Edwards) : :cry:

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-- "Maybe you should ask Barack if he wants a pillow":


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--Boy wouldn't McCain make a better President than Obama: :kick: :pals:

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--"The Sky will open ... Celestial choirs will be singing": O8) :party: O8)

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--Opposed NAFTA at the time it was passed: :hurts:

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--Played a central role in the Irish peace deal: :puffpiece:

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--Barack is not, a muslim :smoke: ;-) "as far as I know": :shrug:

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--"disagrees" with Ferraro... ... 'sometimes it gets personal': :sarcasm:

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--Landed in sniper fire in Bosnia: :yoiks:

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--Misspoke because sleep-deprived: :hangover:

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--"Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit":
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--Threw her bookbag when MLK was killed / photo op: ...

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--In this until the end: :nuke:

[MannyGoldstein]

1. Bravo (Brava?)

Well done.

[NanceGreggs]

2. "Masterpiece Theatre" audience ...

... LOVES "The Hill Campaign Story!"

:7 :party: :toast: :7: :bounce: :loveya: :applause: :headbang: :yourock: :woohoo: :applause: :patriot: :toast:

And the reviews are in!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Hawkeye-X]

3. DU used to have this:

- but Skinner removed it because it was offensive - I miss it though!

[DemGa]

4. They used the very same smear on Al Gore 2000

They painted Al Gore as a liar -- a Democrat was behind it that time as well.

"Maybe Bradley can prove to the country that, like crime, chronic deception doesn't pay. "How can the people trust a candidate," Bradley asked in New York the day after the New Hampshire primary, "who doesn't respect them enough to tell them the truth in the campaign?"

Bradley has warned voters to watch for Gore's "tricky" way with words, going as far as to compare him with Richard Nixon: "the kind of politician who'd chop down a tree, then stand on the stump and give a speech about conservation." Gore as the Anti-George Washington -- he simply cannot tell the truth, he cannot help but lie -- is now the recurring theme of the Bradley campaign."

http://ariannaonline.huffingtonpost.com/columns/column.php?id=228

It's CHARACTER ASSASSINATION and BO is behind it as this memo proves:

"Obama Camp Memo on Clinton “Misleading” Voters"

Senator Clinton likes to claim that she’s been vetted. But there is a salient theme emerging that has not been examined at all in this race: Senator Clinton has consistently made political calculations to deliberately mislead the American people and the voters have noticed.

it’s time that Senator Clinton be questioned aggressively about this pattern of misleading voters.

A history of misleading voters

On issue after issue, Clinton says one thing while her record says another.

It’s time for Hillary Clinton to explain these inconsistencies—and to put an end to the dishonesty."

And on and on and on....

http://thepage.time.com/obama-camp-memo-on-clinton-misleading-voters/

[mythyc]

7. sniper fire

[DemGa]

8. The Rev. Wright ---

The point is, this is the dirtiest of campaign tactics from BO.

[mythyc]

11. nothing wrong with wright, and i refuse to engage you on this until you respond to

this: http://journals.democraticunderground.com/mythyc/6

besides, apples and oranges. i'm only discussing fictions and lies here.... :P

[Hepburn]

35. So....there really was sniper fire in Bosnia? n/t

[Bigleaf]

5. Bravo! Bravo! shouted the Queen.

[Catherine Vincent]

9. You're very good at bringing right winger's pics of Hillary here.

I hope you are paid well.

[Bigleaf]

13. I'll be here in November and beyond to support Obama and the Dems, as I have for years.

I don't get paid but I do contribute to Obama and the DNC. As a matter of fact, I sent Obama $50 today and am sending another $100 in week and a half (million in a minute campaign).

[Skidmore]

30. Got news for you...

quite a few Democrats feel the same way about Hillary, without even switching on FauxSnooze or even dealing directly with any of the RW machine. Hillary is not flawless when it comes to character. Both she and Bill are deeply flawed individuals. There is the myth and then there is fact.

[L0oniX]

6. More like Science Fiction Theater. n/t

[kid a]

10. my fav!!!

[David Zephyr]

12. What a delicious post you have given us, mythyc !

:)

[NanceGreggs]

14. Back for a KICK!

:kick: :kick: :kick:








Okay, I lied - THREE kicks.

[mythyc]

15. thanks nance

i'm honored to be so honored by the master :D

[NanceGreggs]

22. I just LOVE this!

And bookmarked it - it's definitely a keeper.


(Oh, and I just :kick: again!)

[JeffR]

16. Kd, Rd and Dd

[mythyc]

41. my first DUzy ~ woo hoo !!

[eridani]

17. It would help if you'd eliminate the trivia from the list

Shilling for McSame and supporting NAFTA are important. "Cackling" and Bookbaggate are not.

[mythyc]

28. notice sir elton john isn't on there

her theater is just as choreographed with the small as the big in my opinion. i had a professor say once that in all intentional works of art (this is one thing I would never take away from HRC) every little detail matters, each part reflects and extends the whole. No matter what littlest details we threw his way he would always show how the universe is contained in the grain of sand....

really though, this is a (if you didn't get it) joke. if you don't like humor you always have the option of not laughing :eyes:

[eridani]

33. That's a start

Bookbaggate is still bullshit, though.

[mythyc]

34. that speech and particularly the photo op

were pure

[eridani]

38. Not disagreeing, but that was just regular political nonsense

Unlike lying about NAFTA

[mythyc]

39. If we shadows have offended ....

...
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream.
Shakespeare "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

[ClayZ]

18. Bravo! K and R

[gauguin57]

19. OK, just give ALL the DUzys to mythyc!! That's my nom. for post of the month!

Hy-larious!!!

[cliffordu]

20. LOL

KICKED!!!! :kick:



:patriot:

[IndianaGreen]

21. A most entertaining, and very accurate, depiction of the "Goddess of Peace."

:toast:

[dchill]

23. Well done.

kick :)

[bigbrother05]

24. kick

[AtomicKitten]

25. So you're the one bogarting the smilies!

:applause:

[mythyc]

37. don't tell anyone

:hide:

[tabasco]

26. LOL!

Good one.

[Catherina]

27. Brilliant! K & R & ROFL! n/t

[Perry Logan]

29. Time on our hands?

[mythyc]

31. yawn

:web:

[Berry Cool]

32. Pretty funny, but to be fair, she never claimed Chelsea was jogging around the WTC on 9/11.

That's a right-wing smear.

The rest?...

[Hepburn]

36. Beyond excellent! K&R n/t

[madwivoter]

40. Nicely done!

:thumbsup:

:kick:

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

42. saw this thread was in the DUZY awards, so gave it another link

nice job!