"Hillary Camp Predicts 'MAD AS HELL' Speech ...

[NanceGreggs]

... Will Sink 'Network' Film"

"That scene is going to offend audiences everywhere," said one Hillary campaigner. "No way this movie survives."

"It'll play in a few cities for a few weeks," said another. "But when people start leaving the theaters in droves after the Beale character does his mad-as-hell diatribe, this baby will be shut down quick and fast-tracked to video."

"The producers of this disaster just kissed Oscar goodbye," said another bitter campaign worker. "No way any hard-working American is going to agree that he's been shafted, and shouldn't take it any more."

There you have it - two thumbs way down :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: from the people who keep losing backers of their own sad, cliche-ridden short film.

[K Gardner]

1. IBTL ! Heh.. another good one, Nance !

[ClassWarrior]

2. Haven't you heard? Everything is hunky-dory in Bush**'s America!

C'mon kids! Let's put on a show!!

:bounce:

NGU.

[DearAbby]

3. Why,

I am sitting on my fat ass, eating bon-bon's seeing how wide this load can get!

:sarcasm:

It's raining pennies from heaven, here in flyover country!

[ClassWarrior]

7. C'mon up to the Upper Midwest - it's raining silver dollars here!!

But don't forget your diamond-encrusted hard hat...

:rofl:

NGU.

[SunsetDreams]

9. OMG

:rofl:

DearAbby, you just made me get choked up with laughter!


Thank you Nance, great post K&R

[NanceGreggs]

12. OMG, agreed!

Dear Abby's post just sent a glass of iced tea right up through the nasal passages!


:rofl:

[Armstead]

4. "You are Meddling with the Forces of Nature Mr. Obama!"

[JeffR]

5. !

:popcorn:

[FrenchieCat]

6. Poor Hillary!

She doesn't realize that Obama has been using the words "Hoodwinked" and "not going for the OKE DOKE" for a reason......for months! :rofl:

[cliffordu]

8. Another fine post from the funnybone of Ms Greggs....

I kick this post in awe and mild jealousy and eat some popcorn

:popcorn:


To watch what the trollsters have to whine about....





:patriot:

[rug]

10. Crap, I thought this was an Olbermann thread.

[merh]

11. And this OP deserves to be recommended

as well as :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Tarheel_Dem]

13. Nance, you conveyed so much, with so few words. I love it!

:kick:

[bridgit]

14. I would like nothing more, than to sit about my absentia posting such drivel from my sofa...

My kitchen table, the seat of my toilet for that matter. My husband/my mate (soul or otherwise) resplendent in flowing curls from the 60's. My kitchen table peace laden by the will of others elsewhere still; at the end of my already busy-busy day, again, elsewhere to be sure...what a joy it must be to *not* have to stand in so contentious a line as are seen here...

in America The Beautiful :patriot:


edited for the 'of', cause you gotta have the 'of' ;)

[unblock]

15. nance, you are a treasure :)

[Scurrilous]

16. K & R

:thumbsup:

[bklyncowgirl]

17. Gotta love it. thanks Nance nt

[Political Heretic]

18. I LOVE YOU NANCEGREGGS!!!!!!

[kevinmc]

19. Hillary's Camp plays the Part of "Jensen" in this speech........

Jensen: You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it!! Is that clear?! You think you've merely stopped a business deal. That is not the case. The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance!

You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multi-national dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, Reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels.

It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU WILL ATONE!

Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale?

You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen and howl about America and democracy. There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and ITT and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today.

What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state -- Karl Marx? They get out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories, minimax solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their transactions and investments, just like we do.

We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies, Mr. Beale. The world is a college of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of business. The world is a business, Mr. Beale. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that perfect world in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality -- one vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock, all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused.

And I have chosen you, Mr. Beale, to preach this evangel.

Beale: But why me?

Jensen: Because you're on television, dummy. Sixty million people watch you every night of the week, Monday through Friday.

[bvar22]

20. Grover Norquest and Ed Rollins agree with Hillary!

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