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Edited on Mon Apr-14-08 10:21 AM by Neshanic
Jed and Granny have officially anounced that they are throwing their support behind Obama.
Today at the San Franciso summer house of the Clampett family that sponsored the Obama fundraiser with trust fund babies, billionaires and Ellison's ego, Jed the family patriarch announced that he understood Senator Obamas point about clingy gun ownership and bitterness, and how it was part of the larger picture that the common people could not understand.
"Obama has shown me many things and how that when you really listen to him you begin to understand the workings of poor people".
Elly May and Jethro were there with their respective mates, Keneau Reeves, and Paris Hilton.
Jethro, one of the recipients of the Clampett fortune, which was started strangley by a gunshot by a then "bitter" Jed, said that when one has money and a candidate that mirrors their new standards, it's only logical that they support this person to "help the bitter little people, as not many in Pennsylvania have the opportubity of being a bad shot and hitting an oil gusher."
Larry Ellison's ego was in fine form and people wanting to visit it were ushered into the manse's large ballroom. Nancy Pelosi was wearing a Possum draped gown made by Ellie May herself, the innards going into Granny's famous Possum Pie.
Obama raised millions, and was presented with homemade humble pie made by Elly May, which Senator Obama said will be the prototypes for IED protection for the troops in his administration.
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