Obama's new campaign:

[Seabiscuit]

selling ClingFree by YES (we can!) to small-town Pennsylvania voters! Helps such "bitter" people avoid clinging to guns, religion, antipathy towards those different from you, and negative attitudes towards illegal immigrants!

[tekisui]

1. I'll take a dozen!

[goldcanyonaz]

2. Is we supposed to whipe down our guns with dat? Can it double at toilet paper?

I's confused.

[Seabiscuit]

3. LOL!

:rofl:

[Mags]

5. willl it stop us from calling out out gun totting, cousin smoking,

inbred poking folks that he thinks are so dumb down folk to vote for him?

[goldcanyonaz]

6. Wells I gots me a gun, so dat paper might come in handy, and I's can always wipe my ass after.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee HAW!!

[Seabiscuit]

7. "cousin smoking"?

:rofl:

[maddiejoan]

4. He's got this vote nailed!

[goldcanyonaz]

8. Okay, he scares me.

[Seabiscuit]

13. Obama scares me.

[AX10]

14. Obama bothers me too.

[peoli]

10. thats the funniest thing youve ever posted, good one

[maddiejoan]

12. He's a very --

--bitter klingon.

:rofl:

[boston bean]

9. You can write your bible verses on it, and make a target for target practice.

[Catherina]

11. And Clinton's?

[Mooney]

15. Negative

[DearAbby]

16. Does it come in different fragrances?......nt

[mcctatas]

17. Oh...

I thought it was a product to get deluded Hillary supporters and their candidate to stop clinging to their fantasy that she might still pull this one out!

[wileedog]

18. His old campaign is winning just fine, thank you.

[Hoof Hearted]

19. So I take these to church and sit on them while being bitter?

Will they make my guns fresh and soft?
Do they make national trade policy better?
Will I like immigrants and people who aren't like me more if I tape one of these to them?

This product looks AMAZING!