If you were debating Hillary tonight, how would you prepare?

[Aloha Spirit]

[DJ13]

1. Lots of raw eggs, and running up and down the library steps

[anonymous171]

2. Research everything about Clinton's NAFTA ties and ties with Lobbyists.

[Jersey Devil]

3. Play some beer pong

I am thinking maybe Hillary will challenge him to a drinking contest.

[Aloha Spirit]

12. This is my hope as well.

[msallied]

Take whatever pill it is that makes it possible

to not punch a shrill harpee in the face.

[emilyg]

17. Not nice.

[msallied]

30. Oh give me a break.

[emilyg]

41. Work towards unity.

[Egnever]

4. Start by putting on my asbestos suit.

[stellanoir]

5. shoot hoops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyuLD8FHwJc

[Aloha Spirit]

7. But would you play like a white guy?

[stellanoir]

19. I'd play like a non competitive spazz

but he wouldn't.

I love that video and the earlier one.

If that only got as much air play as the elitist/bitterness boloney, the reverend rants, the gutter balls, and the shots, he'd be a shoe in.

[Aloha Spirit]

21. Agreed. The more people see it, the more votes he'll get.

[Aloha Spirit]

6. You guys are mean. I'd get some presents for her to set the tone for the evening.

A pillow and some Crown Royal Cask No. 16.

[Whisp]

8. I would hit her hard with free trade - china most favored nation

during the clinton presidency
colombia freetrade and conflic of interst with Penn and Bill
Nafta and how she really did support it, contrary to her present day lies

ithink if Barack focused on this it wil be the death knell for her.
peoplle ARE bitter and fed up by washington greed and beholdings to corportations over the people.

btw, which channel and what time is this debate on tonight?

[Aloha Spirit]

10. Wasn't there something specific to Pennsylvania that Clinton was responsible for?

[Whisp]

29. that i don't know.

but NAFTA has affected all of us in many ways - and has affected people around the world in a much more negative way than positive.

I saw the movie Bordertown with Jennifer Lopez - it's about the american corporations who set up shop just over the border from Juarez where labour is dirt cheap and women are murdered and raped in vast numbers in the area - slave trade and organ harvesting related.

It's a good movie to recommend just for the fact it's an introduction to some of the absolute horrid consequences of this so callled 'free trade'. its should be renamed 'almost free labor'.

[2rth2pwr]

9. ...

[LowerManhattanite]

11. Sneak the audio tech in the control room a CD full of sniper-fire SFX?

Mean, but hey...

[AtomicKitten]

13. ZEN: Obama's cool demeanor vs. Clinton's ugly. No contest.

[irish.lambchop]

18. Amen!

from an Atheist, no less!!

[AtomicKitten]

20. Yummy irish.lampchop

From a brand new vegetarian, no less!

Cheers! :hi:

[irish.lambchop]

27. Lambchops in Ireland! The BEST!!!

especially with sides of veggies!!! :toast:

[BlooInBloo]

14. I'd wonder aloud "who else doesn't matter, doesn't count to Clinton?"....

... To how many others will she say "screw 'em"?

[knixphan]

15. BuzzFlash.

And review the last week's worth of Steph Miller podcasts...

[RiverStone]

16. Which Hillary will we see tonight?

The Hillary reconciled to the fact Obama will be the nominee.

or

The Hillary desperate to start any kind of brush fire, hoping to fill the room with so much smoke we can no longer see Obama.

[PoliticalAmazon]

24. I'd just as soon not see the Hillary who speaks with the "holy spirit." I'm thinking....

...Linda Blair potential here.

[Bensthename]

22. Have a good 2 minute "bitter" speech if needed. Maybe plan a Columbia NAFTA discussion.

And as he always does. Stay cool when she starts going off the deep end.

[PoliticalAmazon]

23. I'd put on my asbestos underdrawers. n/t

[GoesTo11]

25. Just be ready to speak the truth

Obama does better when he doesn't try too hard.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

26. Staring into the sun to prepare for the pantsuit.

:hide:

[DearAbby]

28. By ordering

two bottles of Crown Royal and a case of Bud, have them delivered to Hillary. By the time she plows through that...I should be sitting easy peasy ::wags eye brows:::

[Aloha Spirit]

31. I'd call the folks in Syracuse and ask them how those new jobs are coming along. eom.

[Hepburn]

32. Beer and shots?

Not sure since I don't drink! :hi:

[lurky]

33. Practice not rolling my eyes when she talks...

It's so hard not to.

[Exilednight]

34. I'd bring her a pillow and ask which would make her more bitter - going first or second. n/t

[Ichingcarpenter]

35. Disguise myself as a Duck Blind or a small state.

she wouldn't see me coming

[Aloha Spirit]

37. Ha ha. I would come as the statue of liberty.

Tip o the hat to Colbert Report.

[backscatter712]

36. Continue with the cool, calm and collected.

Break out the verbal jiu-jitsu, and be ready to lay some rhetorical land mines for Hillary.

With a bit of luck, Hillary will walk right into another little trap and get booed again.

[Aloha Spirit]

39. There is no opponent...

Question: What are your thoughts when facing an opponent?
Bruce: There is no opponent.
Question: Why is that?
Bruce: Because the word ''l'' does not exist.
A good fight should be like a small play...but played seriously. When the opponent expands, l contract. When he contracts, l expand. And when there is an opportunity... l do not hit...it hits all by itself (shows his fist).

[grantcart]

38. I would hire Obama to prepare me

[Independent-Voter]

40. Send her a beer and a bump

[Aloha Spirit]

42. bump