BBC: Masturbation 'Cuts Cancer Risk'

[El Pinko]

Stop your Obama and Hillary fighting and read it here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3168808#3168834

[saltpoint]

1. So is an ounce of prevention still worth a pound of cure?

[Lucky 13]

2. Well FINALLY some good news.

[rug]

3. Suppose you smoke afterwards?

[BootinUp]

6. lol nt

[Spider Jerusalem]

7. I'd recommend using a lubricant if you're smoking afterwards.

Or being a LITTLE less enthusiastic.

[saltpoint]

8. LOL!

[quakerboy]

15. I dunno

Can you masturbate with your lungs? If so, you should be ok.

[Spider Jerusalem]

4. Prostate cancer, anyway

I've known about this for years, it's not exactly new news.

[Withywindle]

11. Pshaw! I already knew I wasn't gonna get prostate cancer.

I don't have a prostate.


Anything in this for me? (besides the obvious.) Because from my viewpoint, I knew it wasn't bad for me except that I'm kinda worried about carpal tunnel syndrome.

[Spider Jerusalem]

18. Um...reduced stress?

[Withywindle]

32. I believe Joycelyn Elders was right.

It's safe, it's fun, it's educational, it's cathartic. No reason not to.

I also believe Woody Allen was right: it's sex with someone you love. :)

[TahitiNut]

25. "carpal tunnel syndrome"?? From paddling the pink canoe?

(It must be a big canoe.)




:hide:

[Withywindle]

33. repetitive strain injury.

It's very repetitive. But never boring. :D

[scheming daemons]

5. Woohoo! I'm going to fucking live forever.....

...

[tularetom]

9. Everybody just checked out your profile...

... to see if you were a chick.

:evilgrin:

[scot]

10. I only do it for the articles.........

[scheming daemons]

12. "Don't be upset honey.... I only purchased the porn to help cut my cancer risk...."

...

[mmonk]

13. Everybody now!

As an aside, then shouldn't sex also cut the risk?

[keep_it_real]

14. Most of the cancer causing elements are in the meat men and women eat

That wind up in the semen of men.

[quakerboy]

17. How do the cancer causing elements that the women eat

end up in the semen of the men?

Actualy, no, I dont want to know. Forget I asked.

[TahitiNut]

21. Well, I could demonstrate ... but I'd probably get arrested.

:evilgrin:

[TahitiNut]

19. So, you're saying that "beat your meat" is derived from that medical factoid?

Verrry interesting.

[TahitiNut]

20. .

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[parasim]

16. Well, let's see... I've read where reefer discourages lung cancer...

now, masturbation's good against prostrate cancer... did they say anything about beer?

pretty soon, my vices are gonna do better than all the damn fruits and vegetables I eat...

[NewHampshireDem]

22. Better than eating oat bran

I guess .... I mean, not that I'd know ... I mean, come on ... who would actually publicly admit to eating oat bran?

[saltpoint]

24. I agree, but don't mention that around Wilfred Brimley. We'll hurt his feelings.

[uponit7771]

23. That's a good thing, we need more...."excitement" other than war

[davidpdx]

26. Kill a kitty, masterbate today!

[davidinalameda]

28. I just think that is the funniest picture ever

:rofl:

[AzDar]

27. Well, Sir... After that circle-jerk I just witnessed on ABC, I'm sure George S. and Charlie G.

are mighty glad to hear this......

[rocktivity]

35. DUzy!

:rofl:
rocknation

[crispini]

36. Bwahahahhahaha!

[Harry Monroe]

29. Now if they could only find a cure for these hairy palms!!

[thevoiceofreason]

30. Yeah!

[Warren DeMontague]

31. Another scientific truth the Church/Government (is there a difference?) would prefer you not know.

Nice to remind people of it, especially since the Pope is here flogging his (sorry) no-orgasms-for-pleasure agenda.

Pot smoking can be good for you, too. Shhhh!!!

[mckeown1128]

38. You think the church would embrace this...

since it is the only real sign that there is a god...or Gods up there.

[rocktivity]

34. How "satisfying" to know that that key to preventing cancer

is literally in the palm of my my hand...

:hi:
rocknation

[Bigleaf]

37. Well, I have to 'hand' it to myself. I had a 'feeling' that was the case.

:P

[zulchzulu]

39. Somehow we all knew it was for a good reason...

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

40. Every man on DU is now AWOL because of this news. Know what that means?

Oh, ladies!
Free toasters!
Get yer free toasters here!!!

:evilgrin:

[cliffordu]

41. I am sooooooo ahead of the curve

:rofl: :rofl: