A little humor.... from The National Protrusion.

[americanstranger]

This guy should write for The Onion. He's pretty funny.

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Muncie, Indiana - Presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton told a crowd of supporters here today that she is in fact ahead in pledged delegates “if you count the ones that are pledged in my mind.” The crowd cheered loudly at the declaration, but a moment later grew silent, seeming to take in the full scope of what Mrs. Clinton had just said.

She continued, “Yes. That’s right. You heard me. And I know you’ll agree that in this country, in this country we count every vote, every delegate. Even the ones that supposedly, ‘don’t exist.’ Don’t let them hook you in with that kind of scare tactic. These delegates exist, all right. They exist right up here,” she said, pointing to her head.

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More at http://thenationalprotrusion.com/2008/03/30/clinton-ahead-if-you-count-delegates-pledged-in-her-mind/

And if you don't appreciate this article, look around the site. He kicks Bush's ass pretty good, too.

- as