Obama is TOAST. He is from Chicago. Al Capone was from Chicago. CAPONEGATE!

[Armstead]

....It is a legitimate issue to bring up whether Obama has any ties to Al Capone. Okay Capone is dead but still they are both from Chicago.

The ONLY way Obama can possibly correct this HORRIBLE GAFFE he has committed is to denounce Al Capone's behavior, and to stand up for Prohibition.

Otherwise the GOP will dog him with this association.

The only way to prevent losing because of Capone Gate is to nominate Hillary.

[LTR]

1. Does this mean Hillary will deny being from Chicago? (nt)

[Armstead]

3. She's from the suburbs -- That doesn't count

[LTR]

23. What I'd like to know is...

...where isn't she from?

[Blue-Jay]

42. Kenya?

http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/

[LTR]

52. Holy Crap. Lions!

And tigers.

No crabs.

[Armstead]

55. Where aren;t there voters?

If there's a voter somewhere, she'll find an excuse to say "I'm from here."

[noel711]

58. If you listen to the media talking heads, Hillary is a feisty

blue collar, bowling, tough talking, beer swilling working girl
from the mean streets of Chicago...

There's a lot of spinning going on...

Hillary wouldn't know how to handle herself
in REAL chicago...

(giggle) my south side high school girl gang
could beat up her north side suburban high school girl gang..

[DarienComp]

2. That's nothing! The real danger is Mrs. O'Leary's cow!!!

Think about the field day that the GOP will have with that!

"Senator Obama, you're from Chicago. Mrs. O'Leary's cow was in Chicago. Would you please explain to the American people why you started the Great Chicago Fire?"

[Armstead]

4. He didn't start the Chicago Fire -- But he must comdemn it in very strong terms

...Even if it means losing the cow vote

[DarienComp]

7. it's too late... Moo-veOn.org has already strongly endorsed him.

:hide:

[Armstead]

12. LOL -- So the Bovine Demographic is safe...What a relief.

[Vinca]

27. Are you absolutely sure? I heard he time travels and commits

most of the notorious crimes we've read about. Remember Jack the Ripper? Bet you didn't know he was a tall, skinny, black guy.:rofl:

[HereSince1628]

14. Obama voted for "The FIRE" as the name of a sports team

And every Cowboy knows that soccer represents a threat to REAL FOOTBALL and thereby a direct threat to Amurika

I've heard that the Iranians have a soccer team too!

[DarienComp]

19. So, he's in favor of fire?

[HereSince1628]

21. Apparently it is the Team B strategy applied to political campaigns.

As Cheney said about that...'If we can imagine it, you know that the bad guys are doing it.'

The candidate that imagines things first gets to slime the other opponent with whatever is dreamed up.

[EFerrari]

37. And so does Hugo Chavez! Why does Obama hate the Cubbies?

[HereSince1628]

61. OMG!!!!!!!!! Obama Hates the Cubbies????????????????????

that just cost him my vote!
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[Chisox08]

43. Mrs. O'Leary's cow was a terrorist

Since Obama is from Chicago and the cow is from Chicago and Obama has denounced the cow he must support terrorism.
:sarcasm:

[HereSince1628]

5. Yeah, Obama watched Geraldo break in to Capone's secret crypt.

Oh God! It must be proof of how Obama researched how to be a crook AND a crumby tabloid reporter.

[Tribetime]

8. LMAO that so-called special sums Geraldo's career

[DarienComp]

10. Eliot Ness was from Chicago too.

Eliot Spitzer was often compared to Eliot Ness before his downfall

So the question is... "Senator Obama, why have you been cheating on your wife with high-priced hookers?"

[rug]

6. Capone is from Brooklyn. Obama's from Hawaii.

[Armstead]

9. Capone did his dirty work in Chicago

Wghy did he go to Chicago? Did it have anything to do with Obama's eventual move there?

What was Obama doing in Hawaii while Prohibition was going on?

We must know.

[rug]

16. So did Obama.

[HereSince1628]

24. That one deserved both thedrum and the cymbal

LOL.

[EFerrari]

29. You're just changing the channel. He still hasn't explained

Lincoln.

[rug]

31. He hasn't made up his mind.

[EFerrari]

32. (We call that our Southern Strategy.)

[Nia Zuri]

57. Obama CHOSE to move to Chicago

[dana_b]

11. Eegads! You're right!!

Quick, who else is from Chicago?? The Chicago seven? Didn't he have something to do with that too??? I swear that Iheard that Obama was at Woodstock with Abbie Hoffman. Don't give me this "he was only 8" crap!! He should reject and denounce them ALL!!

[saltpoint]

13. Also, they have a lot of traffic jams in Chicago. Hence, Obama is for

traffic jams.

[Armstead]

15. And cold windy winters....

[saltpoint]

LOL!

That son-of-a-bitch Obama wants us all to freeze to death!

[gmudem]

64. And unsuccessful sports teams!

Why does Obama hate baseball?

[EFerrari]

30. There are pictures of him up in a tower!

Now, that's uppity.

[saltpoint]

62. LOL!

[MannyGoldstein]

17. John Wayne Gacy?

Need I say more?

[EFerrari]

33. Obama needs to just say he's a vegetarian NOW. N/T

[Faygo Kid]

41. Gacy didn't eat his victims, that was Dahmer, in Milwaukee - JUST NORTH of Chicago.

Coincidence?

It's worth an investigation, at least, by ABC News.

[EFerrari]

44. Yeah, like voters will bother with details.

:eyes:

[Quixote1818]

18. Obama should use this kind of humor to combat these idiotic attacks. nt

[beachmom]

20. Good post, and appropriate. What is depressing is if the Right took up a mobster

in Chicago right now, they could probably create a link. And huge swaths of the populace would fall for it. I mean, I was red faced arguing with someone who insisted Obama was an anti-semite, and it was like fighting against a wall. Our nation is sick, and the people will buy any lie for the price of turning on the AM radio.

[lisa58]

22. I like toast

[Armstead]

56. with jam

[C_U_L8R]

25. Obama is from Chicago

Deep dish pizza is from Chicago.
Obama must be a dish.


Or pizza.

[here_is_to_hope]

35. *snicker!* n/t

[Butch350]

26. Take a Drug Test !!

[EFerrari]

28. I heard he has a long history with

deep dish pizza. :scared:

[Ichingcarpenter]

34. Hawaii has a volcano and Obama was born there

plus WWII started in Hawaii... do I need to go further with
the obvious comparisons?

[EFerrari]

36. The Pentagon must be hating this.

lol

[Ichingcarpenter]

48. Pearl Harbor is very close to where Obama was born

The pentagon knows of this relationship.

[EFerrari]

50. OMG! He's a SLEEPER!

:rofl:

[Ichingcarpenter]

54. He went to school on Oahu and Japanese Americans attended the same school

The rest is history. And what kind of name is Oahu or Hawaii?
That doesn't sound like english, let alone American.

[keep_it_real]

38. Capone left Obama millions of dollars in his will

That dude could see into the future.

[roseBudd]

39. If he renounces Capone and runs old SNL skits of Da Bear's as ads

he should be able to overcome CaponeGate!!!!!

[Faygo Kid]

40. What about the Cubs? What did Barack know about Bartman, and when did he know it?

What's his relationship with Steve Bartman? What was Obama's role in the Cubs losing to the Padres in the National League playoffs in 1984?

We need some questions asked. Somebody call George Stephanopoulos and tell him to ask this one. He'll do it, so long as he's asked by a right-wing tool.

[EFerrari]

45. I've never seen Obama in a basball cap. Tells it all right there. n/t

[Tatiana]

46. As a Chicagoan, I am through with Obama! He has no loyalty.

I saw him on tee vee the other day eating a slice of NY style pizza.

"Why? Why?" I ask. Chicago clearly has the superior product and I thought he liked his dough thicker than that. Apparently he's a "thin" man.

He has just dissed Chicago and Frank Lloyd Wright and Illinois and big states and liberals and political machinery and America itself.

Why does Barack Obama hate America?

[EFerrari]

49. He hates Time itself. What else would explain his constant use of code

like "Hold on" and "Wait"? The man is unnatural.

[kenny blankenship]

47. It's so much worse than that. MUCH, MUCH WORSE!

As Stephen Colbert pointed out, "Barack Obama was endorsed by Ted Kennedy; Ted Kennedy is a Catholic; the Catholic Church is led by the Pope; the Pope was a member of the Hitler Youth...

...Ergo, Barack Obama loves Adolf Hitler."

[Armstead]

53. Al Capone was Italian, therefore he might have been a Catholic...

The plot thickens

[shadowknows69]

51. I hear he lived in the same century as Hitler

[phrigndumass]

59. Oprah can help. She knows how to time-travel.

She can resurrect the dead, too. Might come in handy.

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

60. Nooooo. He's from HAWAII, and we all know how scurrilous those surfer-dudes are..

long hair..tanned..smiling all the time..just hanging out, hitting on women and riding waves..

It's un-american, I tellya..

and they eat poi with their fingers too...

[Tatiana]

63. KICK

:kick: