It's 3AM. What if that phone call was answered with condescending chortles?

[alphafemale]

Just asking.

[ScarletSniper]

1. or a cackle...lol

[alphafemale]

17. That's why I said chortle.

I wish someone would publish a red-lettered Thesaurus so I could keep up with which common words are sexist.

Of course it would have to be updated daily, apparently.

[npincus]

2. at this rate, I'm afraid it'll be Grandpa on the other end.

WE NEED A NOMINEE, already.

[alphafemale]

13. With Cheney as his VEEP.

Actually, I don't really believe that will happen.

[phrigndumass]

3. I'll bet the next POTUS will get a lot of crank calls at 3 a.m.

:evilgrin:

[alphafemale]

7. Yeah. The Whitehouse switchboard graveyard shift may get plenty of drunken prank calls.

Friends don't let friends dial drunk.

:evilgrin:

[Avalux]

4. or what if she says something stupid because she's old and tired?

:wtf:

[alphafemale]

8. Yeah. That was one of those Billarisms that seem revealing. Sublimally he doesn't want her to win.

She misspeaks when shes tired. After all she's 60 and late is 11PM.

Agreed.

:wtf:

[JVS]

5. Or calls for nuclear war in order to pander to rednecks

[alphafemale]

18. "Let's turn Iran into a sea of glass! Towel head crispy critters...YEAH!!

Of course, over the next few days we will be instructed as to what she REALLY meant when she said O-B-L-I-T-E-R-A-T-E.

[Maddy McCall]

6. I suppose that Michelle would then hand the phone to Barack.

[alphafemale]

10. Hey! The meme is that Michelle is too elitest to answer a phone herself.

She might break a nail.

There are lowly staff for that.

Get back on the script!

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

19. Really? Well that "meme" must be circulating in the Obama world.

Cuz I've never heard it.

[alphafemale]

20. So you don't think the Obama's are elitist.

That's good.

edit bad typo

[Maddy McCall]

21. Arrogant? yes. Elitist? no.

[annie1]

9. or stammering and stuttering from barack.

then apologies later for what he meant to say.

[alphafemale]

12. But...but...I thought he talked too pretty?

Wow.

It's hard to keep up with these contradicting biases.

[annie1]

14. i never said he talks pretty.

[Maddy McCall]

22. A lot of projection going on in this thread.

by the op.

[Mags]

11. or BO says he needs to eat his waffle before he can talk.

[annie1]

15. lol.

[dkf]

16. Well is Israel gets attacked, the response will be a red button moment.

no ifs ands or buts.

[snooper2]

23. wow...

ignored jumped all over this thread :rofl:


:rofl:




GOBAMA!

[alphafemale]

24. Sometimes it's fun to draw "sniper" fire.

At least they're not crapping all over someone who poured their heart into a thread for the few seconds it took them to respond to my OP.

:rofl:

[paulk]

25. your idea of "fun" is what has turned DU into such an

unpleasent place.

Unity, my ass.

[alphafemale]

26. I think the unpleasantness is when someone dumps all over a thoughtful post.

Rather than one that is obviously posted in humor and using campaign tactics against a candidate.

But to each their own.

Have a nice day.

:hi:

[paulk]

27. well, I guess your definition of "thoughtful"

is different than mine.

"Humor", too.

[alphafemale]

28. I certainly don't define my OP as thoughtful.

But there are threads all over the board that people posted with good heart and intentions and people are dumping all over them.



My snarky little OP drew a little fire.


Good.