I am so going to jail....

[here_is_to_hope]

I just shot my television.
I know the neighbors heard it.
I know the cops are coming.
They will arrest me for discharging a firearm within the city limits.
And when they ask me why I shot my television, I am going to point to a picture of Tweety...
Because once again, that rat bastard lied.

[blogslut]

1. Oh?

So, no details?

[Thepricebreaker]

2. No offense but you should be locked away for shooting a TV over Tweety...

No offense.. Your very unstable and own a gun... whats next? The mailman because you get a republican mailer?

[here_is_to_hope]

7. How so oh wise one? n/t

[Thepricebreaker]

11. Your kidding right??

Someone takes out a gun and shoots a TV over comments made? Are you out of your mind?

[here_is_to_hope]

13. Ooooh, let me guess, you live on the other side of the Mississippi?

Yeah, you do, dont cha?

Sorry you didnt get the joke but geographically speaking, par for the course.

[LostinVA]

3. Bouncy bouncy

I see balls, lots and lots of bouncing balls.

[JohnnyLib2]

4. We warned you to take a break from GD: P.

Too late.

[rwheeler31]

5. Again

[MadBadger]

What did he say this time?

[islandmkl]

6. tweety?...you'll get off with a warning..at the worst...

if not a new TV via donation....

[thevoiceofreason]

8. I like the rat bastard description. What kind of side arm you got, mister?

[backscatter712]

9. If you shoot your TV when Bush is on it speechifying...

Can you get busted by the Secret Service for threatening the President? :P

[dchill]

55. I'm really not sure about that...

but I don't think I'd blog it, anyway. The PATRIOT Act is very long and complex, and I wouldn't discount the possibility that it could contain language that could construe that circumstance as a threat to NatSec.

[anigbrowl]

10. Really? That's a bit drastic

I consider you adequately punished by the destruction of a perfectly good appliance. If you decide to replace it, I advise canceling you cable subscription or not even hooking it up to the antenna. Hook up a new TV to your computer instead.

[uponit7771]

12. ^ this is your brain on too much GD:P

[crankychatter]

14. "Welcome to the real world..." Morpheus

.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

15. Elvis Is Alive

~

[JackORoses]

18. Elvis had good reason. Robert Goulet was on TV singing when the King unloaded.

[nomaco-10]

16. Better to take out your hostility on an ......

inanimate object rather than hubby, wife, kids, dog or cat.

I so know where you are coming from..... well not really. what with the price of gas and groceries, I can't afford to replace a tv, not even one of those small, Chinese jobs from walmart.

[Middle finga]

17. I understand and once you know where you will be serving time

let me know and I'll send you some cigarettes and put a few dollars in your commissary.

[here_is_to_hope]

19. Jeeez, you kids will rec anything! First that darn waterskiing squirrel and

now some stupid stoned hippie shoots his TV! Ha!


Luv ya, all of you, even those who favor pants suits!

[Catherina]

23. It was well-written

:hi:

[Kajsa]

32. Hey- that squirrel was cool!

He was wearing a life vest, too.

:D

[here_is_to_hope]

39. A cute little red one!

:toast:

BTW, I cannot for the life of me say your screen name, was that the plan? Huh? Tormenter!

[Kajsa]

54. LOL- OK,OK--

It's pronounced

Kaj- like in 'Hi' with a 'k' instead of 'h'.
sa - like 'sah'.

hope that helps.
;-)

:toast:

[here_is_to_hope]

60. Got it, not so tormented now...

But I did miss Countdown last night...

Have a blessed Thursday!

[Kajsa]

61. You too, Here_is_to_hope,

A very good Thursday to you, my friend.

:hi:

[DearAbby]

20. What a Pissant Drama Queen

You should have blasted it to kingdom come.

Because:

"In heaven there is no beer,
and no Tweety either.

[billyoc]

21. You'd never be convicted in Manhattan, try to get a change of venue.

:hi:

[billyoc]

22. Ahem, BTW, where *did* you get the picture of Tweety to point at?

:rofl:

[here_is_to_hope]

24. I took it off the Dart Board....lol...n/t

[SoFlaJet]

25. ahem...great thread

So I bought a .44 magnum it was solid steel cast
And in the blessed name of Elvis well I just let it blast
'Til my TV lay in pieces there at my feet
And they busted me for disturbin' the almighty peace
Judge said "What you got in your defense son?"
"Fifty-seven channels and nothin' on"
I can see by your eyes friend you're just about gone
Fifty-seven channels and nothin' on...
Fifty-seven channels and nothin'

[Maddy McCall]

26. Like Elvis. Only he had better clothes.

:eyes:

[dchill]

58. Now THAT has got to be...

a matter of opinion. Early Elvis, Nixon FBI Elvis or Vegas Elvis?

[newmajority]

27. Better to shoot the TV then to actually shoot Tweety, I guess.

You could go to prison for shooting Tweety, although if it was me, I would plead "temporary insanity" from listening to him.

[dogindia]

28. shoot and r

[Bigleaf]

29. I'm kind of torn on this. Tweety is an idiot but I would have saved it for a Scarborough segment.

:P

[backscatter712]

33. Should have tuned it to FAUX Noise first.

Save your bullets for a worthy target like Sean Hannity or Bill O'Reilly.

[Bigleaf]

43. You make a good point. Does the Op have any more TV's?

[JuniperLea]

30. Elvis! I KNEW you were still alive!

Hunka hunka!

[lumberjack_jeff]

31. If you hurry, you can get a round off into your computer before they arrive. n/t

[2rth2pwr]

34. Must be an Obama supporter, what with all that Hope to keep ya goin'.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

38. Or, like you, a Hillaroid that can't help but be a pain in the ass...

[Fox Mulder]

35. You're a smart one, aren't you?

[here_is_to_hope]

41. Not really, more of a lazy genius type...n/t

[HCE SuiGeneris]

36. Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do when they come for you...

Need a wife-beater tee for the ride?

:evilgrin:

[SoFlaJet]

37. Boat drinks

By: jimmy buffett
1979
Boat drinks
Boys in the band ordered boat drinks
Visitors scored on the home rink
Everything seems to be wrong

Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap air fare
I gotta to fly to saint somewhere
Im close to bodily harm

Twenty degrees and the hockey games on
Nobody cares they are way too far gone
Screamin boat drinks, something to keep em all warm

This mornin, I shot six holes in my freezer
I think I got cabin fever
Somebody sound the alarm

Id like to go where the pace of lifes slow
Could you beam me somewhere mr. scott?
Any ol place here on earth or in space
You pick the century and Ill pick the spot

Oh I know, (I know)
I should be leaving this climate
I got a verse but cant rhyme it
I gotta go where its warm

Boat drinks
Waitress I need two more boat drinks
Then Im headin south fore my dream shrinks

I gotta go where its warm (I gotta go where its warm)
I gotta go where its warm (I gotta go where its warm)
I gotta go where its warm!

I gotta go where there aint any snow
Where there aint any blow
cause my fin sinks so low
I gotta go where its warm

[nichomachus]

40. Tell them it shot at you first

[zbdent]

42. Was the TV even on?

[SoFlaJet]

44. Come on now

this is the best thread of the month LOL

[AlCzervik]

45. This thread is totally and completely unbelievable without a picture.

until otherwise this op bounces more than flubber.

[ronnykmarshall]

52. Here ya go!

Blow'd up REAL good!

[L0oniX]

46. I shot the tv but I did not get the radio ...sung to the tune, I shot the sheriff

:evilgrin:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

47. This is what I did after reading GD-P all day...

[here_is_to_hope]

49. I think my 'therapy' was..ah..cheaper and far less painful! Luv Ya!

[ronnykmarshall]

48. Didn't Elvis do that one time?

Are you The King? You can tell us, I won't say a WORD! I KNEW you weren't dead. I just KNEW IT!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

50. It was Robert Goulet's fault...

:rofl:

[ronnykmarshall]

51. Oh that Robert Gullet!

Sorry he's dead, but that was a damn nice Zeinth TV!!!

Shootin' TV's ain't the same no more. No more bunch of tubes to explode just some thin ass TV and some wires. Nothing dramatic.

[Downtown Hound]

53. I once shot a TV in Reno,

just to watch it die.

[SoonerPride]

62. I'm so mean I once shot a TV for snoring too loudly.

:)

[newcriminal]

63. What happens in Reno stays in Reno.

[Life Long Dem]

56. I haven't watched television news for two days now.

Who needs their propaganda.

[SoFlaJet]

59. yea I just waited for Keith

listening to the same old bullshit hour after hour wasn't going to be conducive to my better mental well being

[merh]

57. Can you claim that loss on your insurance?

:shrug:

[Jed Dilligan]

64. You were cleaning it and it went off by accident.

They'll probably give you a notice to appear, take the gun and leave you at home.