For those planning last minute donations to the Hillary campaign....

[bvar22]

Please send your money directly to me instead.
I have the same chance of winning the Democratic nomination as Hillary.
She already has $109Million, so your dollars won't mean much to her, but I would be deeply grateful for everything above $25.

If you donate more than $100, I'll sign you up to the Maximum Cool Dude (or Dudette) Club,
AND
send you a photo of Hillary with a reasonable facsimile of her autograph.


Please be charitable, and let your hard earned money do some good!
Make a difference with your money. Don't waste it!
Send it to me instead.

No donation above $25 is too small.

[Weevlitz]

1. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

LOVE IT! What's your address? :rofl:

[Weevlitz]

2. wait..I should clarify...

...I would NEVER send her money....I'd sooner eat it! and then...:puke:

[bvar22]

4. I will personally pick up all donations....

...in the Wal-Mart parking lot (Hillary would like that) in Mena, Arkansas.

[FlyingSquirrel]

3. Too bad, I was gonna send you $20 but hey if that's too small...

;)

[bvar22]

5. Thanks, The thought was nice,

but unlike the Hillary campaign, there is a level beneath which I will not sink.
I may be cheap ($25), but I DO have my standards. :)

[tokenlib]

6. Thanks for the Public Service Announcement!!

HA HA HA HA LOL!!!!!! :)

[MattBaggins]

7. Makes better sense

Just like my savings. Why would I invest my money with someone who has shown she has no financial management skills. Come to think of it, if she has squandered all the money she had, why would I want her holding the Nations purse strings?

[murray hill farm]

8. Tooooooooo funny!

and it makes perfect sense. hahahahahahahhaha!

[shadowknows69]

9. I'll put my name in that hat too

And I'll even take $5 donations. I have no health insurance and thousands in bills. Hillary's all about getting us health care right? She'd want you to send me the money. Also, I've never voted for a war so I think I have a pretty good chance of being President too.

[Bake]

10. How exactly does this contribute anything to the discussion?

Do you just like seeing your "words" in print? Waste of bandwidth.

Bake

[bvar22]

11. The contribution:

The OP uses satire to point out the uselessness of flushing more money down the toilet by contributiing to a campaign that has already failed.

Some DUers upthread found it amusing enough to recommend.
I am somewhat biased, but that laughter lends MY post some redeeming social value.

Your post, by comparison.....contributes nothing except the opportunity to kick back to the top.

Thanks for your concern.
:hi:

[AtomicKitten]

12. Just as long as you promise to spend it on crack and pork rinds.

:D