What's make sick are Repig Pundits giggling about how negative they will be in the General Election

[zulchzulu]

Long day. Turn on the computer. Sip on a cold beer. Flick on the tube. Wince.

6:32 PM

I'm watching Todd Harris, former campaign spokesboy for Yawn McSame on Hardball and he's just giggling like a little school girl about how negative the Repigs are going to be in the General Election. Ah, that toothy grin. Those soft little chickenhawk hands... mommy taught him how to iron his shirt so nicely.

He's must be thinking: "Mommy, I'm on Chris Matthews! Did you see what I said, mommy? I told Chris and that Democrat guy that we're going to be really negative in the fall! Woo hoo! We're going to make issues out of nothing and it's going to be so much fun! I know this guy who does great scary voiceovers and then we can put some eery music and grainy pictures and really scare them, mommy. Do you still like me, mommy? Mommy?"

OK...turn to Lou Dobbs.

He's yakking about how Obama is saying that McCain is going to probably win the racist vote. Stunning! How could that be? Racists might like Obama and vote for him except for one thing... the amount of chromosomes, mixture of melanin and gene pairing combinations that disturb their inner reptilian behavior. Yeah, he's a n*gger. Dobbs is STUNNED, I tell ya. Why would racists vote against a black guy? He giggles as the commercial break comes on.

Turning to Fox News...

Back to the Wright "issue"...Juan Williams says the "weight of the pastor is getting heavier and heavier"...poor Juan. I thought National Petroleum Radio paid him well. Were these comments from some former minister to be pinned on Obama's tail and should we start linking every pastor to our neighbors? Then McCain wants to make it an issue that Obama that Hamas endorsed him. Some "high level Hamas official on some New York radio station" really liked Obama and thought he should win. Send out the alert: Obama and Hamas...like old roommates! The newsboy puppet proclaims this will be a big issue in the fall...giggling.

6:44 PM

Back to Hardball: Chris Matthews is doing the best he can to keep his job by implying the Obama could be like an injured horse in the field... this is really good for his career. I bet he's giggling during the Botox wannabe commercial.

These comments are spewing on the airwaves in only about ten minutes. I'm not giggling.

No matter who the Democratic nominee is (it will Be Barack Obama), we Americans have to face facts that the Repig Machine is built like a Cadillac Escalade commercial with all the features of muddy character assassination. childish non-issues 527ed to uber-Fear Machine propaganda and so many sheep will stare at their newly bought HD flatscreens and buy into lies and distortion like it's a sandwich topping that also does your laundry.

If the nominee is Hillary Clinton, surely they will be really giggling with joy at how they will hammer away like a jackhammer thrusting its way through a cotton swab.

6:53 PM

The TV turns off. A weight has been lifted. Time to go out.

As I'm getting ready to go: It will all be funny twenty years from now... how were people so stupid? Meanwhile, this is "important".

Wait... Keith's on...