Saturday Night GDP Humor: McCain is So Old...

[Kittycat]

When he was in school, they wrote on tablets... With chisels & hammers.

...next

[Oceansaway]

1. he's good friends with Adam & Eve...n/t...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. McCain is so old...

Larry King mowed his lawn when he was a kid.

[Kittycat]

4. OH god, that was good

:rofl:

[lisa58]

3. I'm stealing this from Letterman....

...it's from when Bob Dole was running, but it applys (even more now).

John McCain is so old...his social security number is 2.

[Kittycat]

6. Babs SS is 1

[JBoy]

5. McCain is so old, that when God said "let there be light", he was the one that flipped the switch.

[L0oniX]

7. McPain is so old that he was kicked out of a rest home for pedophilia

:evilgrin:

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

8. McCain is so old that...

when he walked into an antique store they kept him.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

9. he still has pond scum behind his ears

[DearAbby]

10. McCain's Millitary Record

was awarded the medal of Valor from George Washington himself!
Led a Brigade at the Battle of Cold Harbor.
Was a survivor of the "Little Big Horn"
Can discribe first hand what the U.S.S Maine looked like before it sank.

[RaleighNCDUer]

23. I thought only a horse survived Custer's command.

Didn't know a horse's ass did, too.

[patrice]

11. McCain is so old he thinks internets are for fishing. nt

[PseudoIntellect]

12. McCain is so old that his first telephone number was 8.

[DearAbby]

13. McCain is so old

He can remember when The Grand Canyon was a pot hole.

[DearAbby]

14. McCain is so Old...

He looked older than the Portrait in Dorian Gray's attic

[anigbrowl]

15. he invented the alphabet

[DearAbby]

16. McCain is so old...

little known fact, that he was taken prisoner at the battle of Carthage.

[kid a]

17. his flomax won't fit in his pillbox.

[TK421]

18. Enemas were people you didn't like

[Barack_America]

19. McCain is so old...

He uses carbon-dating instead of a birth certificate.

[Kittycat]

20. I wish I could rec your post.

God that was good :rofl:

[Barack_America]

22. Thanks!

I tried to come up with something good for you!

:hi:

[Fovea]

21. John McSame is so old

He wasn't shot down, his balloon ran out of sandbags over French Indochina.

[calmblueocean]

24. John McCain is so old, his first Christmas was THE first Christmas.

John McCain is so old, his birthday cake burned the house down.

John McCain is so old, his first pet was a dinosaur.

John McCain is so old, he makes rocks jealous.

[FlyingSquirrel]

25. He learned Economics 101 with the help of an abacus.

Well, he TRIED to learn it.

:P

[SavageDem]

26. McCain is so old...

...his dentures are wooden!

[SeattleGirl]

27. McCain is so old....

he remembers living next to Jesus when they were both little kids.

[applegrove]

28. He was there when the constitution was signed.

[FlyingSquirrel]

31. Why didn't he sign it?

:tinfoilhat:

[applegrove]

32. He was just an aide to John Hancock at the time.

[JoFerret]

29. Personally - I am a bit tired of the

McCain age jokes.

But it is good to bash the GOP and not our dem candidates.

I would rather people focussed on his disastrous policies and nonsensical points of view.
Frank Rich is good on that today.

I am glad he is taking a short break from Hillary bashing.

[ObamaKerryDem]

30. Haha..

Good one! :toast: