Barack, Oh please debate with me, so I can get my free TV! (compiled from previous post)

[Triana]

Compiled from: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5698102&mesg_id=5698102
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My cash is low, The math is bad
I've lost the best donors I ever had.

I have slaughtered my cash cow
so with great desperation, I beg you now.

I will debate you in a car
I will debate you at a bar.

I will debate you in the fall
I will debate you at the mall.

I will debate you on the stump
I will debate you at the pump.

Lincon-style if you admire
Even under sniper fire.

Bowling, flag pin, Hands on heart,
Reverand Wright - its ala carte!

I will debate you by a brook,
I will debate you while we cook.

I will debate you here or there,
I will debate you anywhere.

I will debate you, please say yes,
I'm desperate, I must confess.

Barack, oh please debate with me,
So I can get my free TV!

If I can't win fair then no one will
because your character I will kill

I will debate you in a box
I will debate you on Fox.

I will debate you with a smile
I will debate you with questions vile.

I will debate you with a glare
I will debate you with my teeth bared.

I will debate you until you expire
I will debate you through sniper fire.

I will debate you rotten louse
So I can get to the damn White House.

I will debate you about big rallies
I will debate you in bowling allies.

My friend George can be the judge
just to make certain you don't fudge.

Barack, oh please debate with me,
So I can get my free TV!

I'll debate you - yes I must
while I throw my supporters under the bus.

And anyone else who threatens my desire
yea I'll toss them too, under the tires!

I will debate you wearing nothing but mittens
and if you refuse I'll call you chicken!

I will debate with questions tough
I will debate you in the buff.

I'll Debate You With A Snarl
'Cause I Got Tips From My Good Friend Karl

I'll rant about celestial choirs
And drag you through the muck and mire

You bring Michelle, I'll bring Bill
Because I have a nomination I have to steal.

I've told everyone that you're elite
in hopes that it will make you easier to beat.

Yes, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve
don't even think of trying to leave.

I Will Debate You In A Bar
I Will Debate You On Your Railway Car.

I will debate you while taking shots
I will debate you till my support rots.

I will debate you in droves
with all those ideas from Mr. Rove.

Barack, oh please debate with me,
So I can get my free TV!

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Love,
Hillary

[Triana]

1. Barack responds..."I won't debate you! I won't", said he..."I won't debate you on TV!"

I won't debate you on a box, I won't debate you on the docks.
I won't debate you here, or there, I won't debate you anywhere.
I won't debate a stray flag pin, I won't debate to let you spin.
I won't debate, can't you see? I'm clearly, firmly in the lead.
I have the votes, I have the cash. I have the folks, now let me dash.
I'm going to win this longest race, now step aside; I've earned my place.

[cliffordu]

4. LOL

[roguevalley]

11. DUzy here!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. LOL!

:rofl:

[Scurrilous]

3. LOL

:thumbsup:

[redqueen]

5. I can't see any humor at all in this shitfest right now.

[zulchzulu]

6. I might put this to music if you want... it's a hoot!

Let me know...

[Triana]

7. GO for it! n/t

[pingzing58]

8. It's wrong. All of you are funny sick! You should be writers!

[Triana]

10. Sick + funny = Sunny

Thanks! ;)

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

9. back by popular demand

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