My Candidate? My Candidate are you talking ‘bout My Candidate?
You say what? The MSM says he just stepped in to it?
Well if he did this is what I say:
“Sure he stepped in it he’s thinking about taking over and he’s not thinking about where he is stepping.”
“He just stepped in it but the others are swimming in it.”
“He had to step in it to avoid having the Secret Service detail from running over that baby carriage”
“He’s so cool that even when he steps in it he still looks cool”
“He just stepped in it so the others would lower their guard”
“I got news for you fella there is a large stadium of people who have underestimated my guy so you go over to that stadium and tell them other million losers what you told me and watch them laugh their ass off at you. And while your goin’ take your checker board cuz he plays chess”
“He stepped in it so you fools would talk about it. He’s actually all tied up laying foundation for the GE. Hired thousands of ‘summer interns’ to register 20 million new voters”.
(Of course he hasn’t even stepped in it yet, he just has a pastor who is alternatively brilliant and completely egotistically self absorbed. But for the ‘stuck on stupid crowd’ – which I usually personally lead – you got to toughen up. This is just the beginning.)
Did you really think that wrestling control of the most powerful political office in the world was going to be a straight line? Did you think that it was going to be easy? Did you think that it was all going to be lined up and we just had to show up with a better candidate?
These are interests with billions of dollars at stake. They are people with decades of personal history at stake. No conspiracy here but you don’t just show up and cut to the head of the line no matter how good your candidate is or how compelling he is without upsetting some people. They don’t give this power away you gotta take it. You gotta grab it and you gotta hold it.
Now if you need to have some personal counseling we could arrange some one on one time with Mr. Travis Bickle, or young Vito Corelone, or Jake La Motta or send you to Cape Fear with the Good Fellas.