Your mother wears army shoes.

[cornermouse]

:shrug: Just thought I'd throw that in there for some reason.

[Xipe Totec]

1. Boots; Armies don't wear shoes...

:hide:

[cornermouse]

3. Oops.

[Kurovski]

2. So's yer old man.

:shrug:

[cornermouse]

7. You scared my liver?

:think:

[Kurovski]

11. Do you mean "scarred"?

:shrug: Like I scarred you for life? I only wanted to piss you off. No lifetime scarring intended. :-)

Grrrrrr!

[cornermouse]

15. No.

The correct word is scared. As in you scared my liver. Didn't make sense to me either but that's what it is. :)

[Kurovski]

20. That's good enough for me.

!

[musette_sf]

4. and drives a beer truck

as we used to say in the hood

(actually it was "army boots" in my hood)

on edit: i never could figure out why it would be so awful if my mom drove a beer truck. the beer truck drivers i knew made good money back in the day.

[cornermouse]

9. If they make good money, I don't know why you'd want to

insult them either. :P

[ruby slippers]

49. isn't that something they would say to the McCain kids????

[musette_sf]

58. heh heh heh

good one

[Bucky]

5. I hate you

(Just givin' in to the peer pressure here.)

[cornermouse]

12. ?

:think: Ohhhh. I get it. B-)

[rucky]

6. If I'd just STFU, I woudn't get insulted all the time.

when will I ever learn?

[cornermouse]

13. I could probably find you a dictionary.

:evilgrin:

[DearAbby]

8. Oh yeah....

Your Momma has to tie a pork-chop around her neck so the dog will pay attention to her.

[cornermouse]

10. lolol

:rofl:

[Beregond2]

16. That reminds me

of the funniest line ever said on "The Carol Burnett Show." They were spoofing "Jaws," and Tim Conway was describing how his wife was eaten by a shark. She was swimming for the shore, trying to escape: "...and she'd have made it too, if she hadn't been wearing her lucky ham."

[cornermouse]

19. Wow.

:eyes: :wow: :rofl:

[DearAbby]

22. I used to love that show

I loved how Tim would crack up the others with his jokes and antics, Harvey Korman especially. I would literally have tears running down my face.

[jpak]

14. ...and swims after troop ships

:evilgrin:

[cornermouse]

17. Yeh........

:think: But wouldn't the army boots make that just a little bit difficult?

[cornermouse]

18. Oops.

[JuniperLea]

21. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny...

My mom had a million of them! You just reminded me:)

[BlueIdaho]

23. Hey!

My mother DOES war army shoes - I mean boots -I mean... aw dang it now I'm confoozed!!!!!

[scarletwoman]

24. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

My Gawd. I can't BELIEVE the illiteracy here!

"Shoes"?!?!?1

[Kurovski]

25. Troublemaker.

But a PBS kind of troublemaker. La-de-da. :hi:

[scarletwoman]

27. Yes, well, I'm an elitist. Irredeemable.

I'm thrilled to find you in the gutter with me!

Cigarette?

[Kurovski]

28. "It's fun! Roll, roll, roll in 'za ...

gutter!" Or hay. Whatever's closest.

[scarletwoman]

29. You know I'd roll anywhere -- or anything...

with you...

[Kurovski]

30. Awww...

:hug:

[DearAbby]

26. Pardon me:

:comes tap dancing into the thread:


THERE'S NO BUSINESS
LIKE SHOW BUSINESS
LIKE NO BUSINESS I KNOW!


I am ready for my close up now!

[gkhouston]

31. we need an acronym for "in before the Lounge"

although I'm hoping the mods will let this thread stay here. It's nice to open a thread in GDP that doesn't smell of about-to-ignite gasoline. :hi:

[Kurovski]

32. "Up your nose with a rubber hose!"

--just remembered that one.

[VenusRising]

34. "Off my case, toilet face"

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

35. "Sit on it!"

:D

[VenusRising]

38. Oh, you got me!

:P

[Kurovski]

40. Uh-oh, here comes the most famous sexist TEEVEE insult yet...

"Jane, you ignorant slut." :hide:

[VenusRising]

41. Good thing my name isn't Jane!

:yoiks:

[Kurovski]

44. We just avoided a real GDP rumble,

which would disturb the natural order of things here.

*Whew*

[VenusRising]

47. If it goes past superficial, GDP might

:nuke:

:scared:

[Kurovski]

50. We will survive. Won't we? WON'T WE?!!

I love the kitty trying to bag the butterfly.

[VenusRising]

55. There are no guarantees.

Kitty is working on it diligently. ;)

[Tresalisa]

51. Up your nose with a rubber hose,

and twice as far with a chocolate bar!

An alternate one is "and up your butt with a coconut", which created quite the reaction when it came out of the mouth of my 8 year old nephew... :rofl:

[Kurovski]

52. You know what?

Chicken butt!

That was one of my nephew's faves for a summer. An ENTIRE Summer. :-)

[bhikkhu]

33. Dupe - darn it I was beaten to a good line

[Kurovski]

39. "Meathead!"

"Dingbat!" :hug:

[boppers]

36. Look at this explosive video that'll shake up both campaigns! We may have already lost!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs

[Kurovski]

54. Taunting the French.

The world's pastime. :hide:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

37. I believe the cliche goes.......

....your mother wears combat boots and your father feeds you army worms.

[Kurovski]

42. "Everybody hates me, nobody likes me, guess i'll go eat worms"

What's an "army worm"? :D Are they less delicious than civilian worms?

[ElsewheresDaughter]

46. ask some of tyhe Fear Factor contestants......

I wouldn't know

I loves ya!

(ignore the pinot nior "y")

only worm I ever ate was in the bottom of the bottle of tequila I imbibed ;)

[Kurovski]

48. Ole!

:thumbsup: :-)

Thanks, & I loves 'ya back!

[2rth2pwr]

43. yo momas so fat that when god said let their be light he asked her to move.

Float like a butterfly sting like a bee, I slept with your Mom now it hurts when I pee.

[Kurovski]

45. !

:rofl: The "pee" one.

[palindrome]

53. the dozens, eh?

your dad smells bad, and badly.

[Lilith Velkor]

56. Your pappy eats kitty litter.

[RichardRay]

57. Your mama is so ugly,

she'd make a train take a dirt road.