I'll say it: Hillary can't win if accused of having an adulterous alien affair with a Martian

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

Google "Hillary martian", and you get what? 235,000 hits? Just take a look at what they say.

The speculation is out there, and the fact that Bill and Hillary have tentacles that are bizarre to most married middle Americans, makes it plausible even if false. The fact that Martians allegedly answer Hillary's phone calls in strange Martian language, no matter what hour of the day or night, adds fuel to the speculative fire that at minimum they share habitat/biosphere conditions and have special Martian-Human translation computers.

The abject stupidity of the progressive blogosphere in responding to the rumors by saying, in effect, if it's true, so what? it only shows Hillary has made contact with life from other planets, shows that they don't understand the middle American swing voters.

Hillary cannot win if after getting the nomination she is accused of having an adulterous, relationship with the daughter of Vice Zargthop Skxlbblxtdfpp.

It doesn't matter if it's not true. Kerry wasn't a coward in Vietnam and Al Gore never said he invented the internet.

The foundation has been laid by the right wing smear machine through among other things, tens of thousands of web posts, and ultimately, Hillary will only be able to say: "I did not have sex with that trigender-type-Zeta, Skbxltlffzbpp32f Inbcfe45rxxtd."

[PBS Poll-435]

1. The RW IS SETTING HER UP AND THEY ARE GOING TO USE IT

Get used to it!


Clintoris. Clintoris. Clintoris. Clintoris.

[joeybee12]

2. It was his STEP-DAUGHTER!!!

God, it irritates me how these things get distorted!

[Texas Hill Country]

3. LOL n/t

[KittyWampus]

4. I think she worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster, too.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

5. YOU LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS!

Just because he says things like "God Damn Primavera!" does not mean he's a legitimate campaign issue.

[KittyWampus]

7. DUZY!

[mmonk]

6. Those who think the Clintons are squeeky clean are naive.

Laugh all you want.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

8. PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF!