"Goldilocks."

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

:wtf:

[Danger Mouse]

1. Please elaborate.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

3. Hillary feels like Goldilocks.

Sometimes.

According to her stump speech.

[bunnies]

7. I guess now we know....

she inhales. :smoke:

[City Lights]

8. The new character she plays.

From NBC/NJ’s Mike Memoli

BROWNSBURG, Ind. -- Hillary Clinton this morning planted herself in the middle of the three presidential hopefuls when it comes to gas tax plans, joking, “I sometimes feel like the Goldilocks of this campaign.”

“You know, not too much, not too little, just right,” she said, after saying Barack Obama viewed a holiday as a “gimmick,” while McCain does not fund his plan.

Clinton was answering a question about how to address the high price of oil, and if there was a longer-term solution to the problem than her gas tax plan.

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/05/01/968614.aspx

[thereismore]

23. It's called triangulation and we are sick of it Hillary. nt

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

29. "...put herself in the middle..."

:rofl:

"Just right!"

Daddy Bear McCuckoo (too hot)
Communist Baby Bear Obama (too cold)
Just Right Momma Hillary (Surprise! Just right!)

:rofl:

[Kittycat]

2. I read that earlier today - She's on Crack.

HRC is calling herself Goldilocks now.

[CakeGrrl]

4. WTF? Link, please!

[Kittycat]

9. Many links here... Take your pick:

http://www.google.com/search?q=clinton+goldilocks&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

14. Thank you, kindly.

:wtf:

[CakeGrrl]

25. 'Toons, here we come.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

11. See #3 and #5.

No link.

Yet! :D

[DJ13]

5. Is this about Hillary's "Sometimes I feel like Goldilocks" comment today?

Made no sense to me either.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

6. Yes, it is.

:wtf:

[DJ13]

15. Well, she's right if you think about it

Goldilocks was a burglar who broke into someones house, ransacked through all their stuff, then stole their lunch.

I think that fits her campaign style, dont you?

:rofl:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

24. Master.

[SoCalDem]

34. can't decide from day to day, which "bed" is "just right" for whatever

group of yahoos she's trying to win over..

In Indiana she's got KKKs & neo-nazis to convince & 9th grade dropouts who work at DairyQueen and guys who got laid off years ago and are grasping at straws, so she's "down-home Hillie...psssstt that guy's BLACK...not like US"

In NC she's aaw shucks "Mizzz Hillary"..aaaah dooo declayah..hand me a mint julep, darlin'.."

& Bill's running around trying to convince people that they are really Leroy & Shaniqua Jackson Clinton underneath..

I sure hope that people are smarter than the press portrays them :eyes:

[billyoc]

10. Yes, Hillary, you can be Goldilocks, Cinderella, Snow White, whatever you want.

Just not President.

[Jack Bone]

12. If the porridge is too hot, get out of the kitchen!!

:puke:

[jefferson_dem]

13. Unstable woman.

(Kind of) sad to say, it's gonna be a nasty downward spiral...

[meow mix]

16. because she thinks she's entitled to everything? i dont get it..

she's jumped the shark.

[Lucky 13]

17. I only hope that she too is devoured by large bears.

Truly it might be the only thing that can stop her campaign.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

18. Colbert will be pissed if she's messing with bears!

:wtf:

[leftofcool]

26. He sure will!

[SurfingAtWork]

19. I think I get it.. they do some focus groups, and decide on a new image

"Hmm that didn't work.. your pandering was too shrill.."

They try a different new image.. "hmm that didn't work... your pandering was too boozy"

So they try still another different new image... "ohh, your poll numbers are up!.. your pandering was juuust right"

[tekisui]

20. She is playing the center. Obama is too left. McDubya is too right.

She is just right. Breaking into people's home stealing stealing their porridge and sleeping in their beds.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

32. Yep.

If a 5 year-old was running for President, this is how I would play it.

:rofl:

:wtf:

[tokenlib]

21. She sure as hell ain't Rapunzel!!!

Not that I know what I mean by this--probably nothing at all..

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

22. Goldilocks + Tough talkin' Rambo = an image that I'd rather not have.

[DJ13]

27. Like this?

:rofl:

[City Lights]

28. We've seen Rocky, Paulette Revere and now Goldilocks.

:crazy:

Who will she play next? :rofl:

Too bad she's not comfortable enough in her own skin to just be Hillary Clinton.

[Jed Dilligan]

33. This conjures an image of three amazing Halloween costumes for her.

[Avalux]

30. Goldilocks was a spoiled little brat who had no concern for others.

Sounds about right.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

31. Is she planning on breaking and entering then eating someone's food? n/t