"Jules, Get me some coffee from the 7-11 so I can show the Commoners I'm one of them."

[Armstead]

She's one of us.

I think I'm going to have my aide go fill up the tank of my limo, and get me some coffee too.

[Johnny__Motown]

1. And fill up my SUV with premium while you are there

[Armstead]

2. The Mercedes or the Hummer?

[stray cat]

3. How do you operate the coffee machine anyway?

Hillary commented that she doesn't pump her own gas but more important insinuated that she doesn't even have to pay for it but she recognized that the rest of us had to. The pickup truck they drove to work with the worker she was with was rented for the day and she was on the phone not speaking to the worker until the photo op.

[Armstead]

4. What would she have to say to a "worker"? ewwwwwww

[stray cat]

5. Ouch!

[patrice]

10. Certainly she MUST have said something to him. That's just too rude.

What do you suppose it was?

[Armstead]

12. "So what do people like you actually DO anyway?"

[patrice]

13. Or . . .

Nice truck isn't it? Vote for me and you'll be able to buy one of these with my gas tax holiday.

Or . . .

Thanks for helping us out, now, if you don't mind, I have a (more important) interview to do.

Or . . . .

Any of your Family in Iraq? . . . mine neither.

Or . . . .

Can I get a "Hooo! Hawe!" for obliterating Iran and anyone else in the MidEast I choose without consideraiton for the War Powers Act? . . . (she probably didn't say this, because it's too long and would have taken time away from her phone interview).

[Neshanic]

6. Obama bought a "beer". He's copying her now.

[stray cat]

9. I bet he eats too...

[grantcart]

14. call me when he starts wearing aqua blue pant suits

[VolcanoJen]

19. At least he was wise enough to have someone else pour it for him.

:-)

[TahitiNut]

7. Let's face it. She knows she'd be the first one voted ...

... off the island.

:rofl: :rofl:

Only Hillary could go to a gas station and not realize she was behaving like a tourist who'd never seen one before.
Rip Van Hillary ... poor little rich girl. With a gun.

She's a fucking joke.

[Armstead]

8. Waddya mean I can't take all 20 pieces of luggage? I need it!

[TahitiNut]

11. Well, she actually might learn that coconuts don't come pre-husked.

If she thinks dealing with one from the grocery store is tough, she ought to try getting the husk off.
She's a freaking joke.

God! No wonder Tom Hanks went with Obama!! It was the COCONUT story!!!

:rofl:

[Ichingcarpenter]

15. Hillary- "We went to the store to get a Coconut" when she was in the White House

I'm surprised that that story didn't get 'The Whopper Award"

[cliffordu]

16. DING DING DING We have a winner!!!

You have it right on the money, TahitiNut

[VolcanoJen]

18. It was just another area where her advisors and strategists completely failed her.

Surely, there had to have been one person in her traveling entourage that could have prepped her better for this photo-op. It's just stunning to me.

And I also think it's a little "cute" that the woman who thinks everyone who's against her is an elitist, chose the Fake Crappy Expensive Vanilla Latte Machine over just reaching for the pot of f'n coffee getting thick on the convenience store burner and pouring it into a cup, like the rest of us do. :-)

[Armstead]

20. Kind of sad when you have to be prepped to get a cup of convenience store coffee

BTW I usually mix some real coffee and some of that latte crap in the same cup. Kind of a poor man's Starbucks.

[VolcanoJen]

22. That's not a bad idea!

Especially when the real coffee is burned and thick and yucky from sitting there on those burners so long. :-)

[TahitiNut]

24. Commuter espresso.

:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

23. Exactly. Instead, she looked like one of the apes confronting the obelisk in '2001'

My opinion of her just keeps getting lower and lower. I supported her when she was first running for the Senate. Dumb. You'd think I'd learn. Dumb.

She's a joke.

[Ichingcarpenter]

28. Zoolander The files are in the computer

[CanonRay]

17. I thought butlers had to be named Jeeves...isn't it a rule?

[Armstead]

21. She's a feminist. So she has a female aide instead of a butler.

[dave29]

25. Jeevette?

?

[Armstead]

30. Jeevess

A Jeevette is a younger Jeeves or Jeevess

[Catherina]

27. Beulah peel me a grape & Mamie, lace up my corset.

Wish I had time to photoshop that one for your thread.

[Armstead]

29. Or

[Catherina]

31. That's it. Mamie Lace Up My Corset

I couldn't resist ;)

[Kahuna]

26. LOL!

:rofl:

[mikiturner]

32. Oops

[phrigndumass]

33. Reminds me of Meryl Streep's character in The Devil Wears Prada

[Armstead]

34. Exactamente