If Ronald McDonald bowed out of the election, would you still vote for Bozo?

[graywarrior]

Or would you write in Pennywise?

[jakem]

1. that man is a friggin' genius...

The other day I was drivin' around in the clown
Mobile with 17 of my friends towin'
The ferris wheel in the back and this
cop pulls me over and says,
"Where ya goin' Bozo?"
I said, "I'm not Bozo. I sure wish I was, though.
The man's a friggin' genius."

-The Vandals

[featherman]

2. They both scare me... I don't like clowns

[DAGDA56]

3. Depends on the running mate...and the candidate's balloon animal policy.

[PoliticalAmazon]

27. We can check for BETA's recommendation. n/t

[LibraLiz1973]

4. Pennywise

I think he has what it takes to scare the republicans awaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

[Dr.Phool]

33. I always wondered what Joe Lieberman looked like in drag.

:puke:

[ronnykmarshall]

5. I will NEVER be a Bozonian!

I'll write in Clara Belle if I have to!

[graywarrior]

6. Clara Belle! Bwahahahahahahaha!

[DAGDA56]

7. Damn Ronaldbot!

[ronnykmarshall]

9. Only if Crusty could be VP would I join Bozonation.

But after that little remark on Letterman ..... well ya know, Bozo shot himself in the big feet with Crusty I think.

[PoliticalAmazon]

19. If you were a Bozonian, you'd know all about sniper fire. n/t

[frickaline]

8. Would Bozo also support a French Fry tax holiday?

[DearAbby]

10. Actually Clowns have always freaked me out

as a child, I can't stand circus peanuts. I really dont like circus' either. So I would have to leave the ballot blank, for the sake of my sanity...which is in question, my having answered this post....Nurse, can I have a shot of Cueavo Gold with the thorazine please?...ahum, what was the question?

[graywarrior]

11. You're a cloward.

Bwahahahahahahahahhahah hahhahahahhah hahaha hahahahahah *snort*

[DearAbby]

12. Dont call me a cloward...

clown! I'll go over there and hit you with my oversized purse! Putz

[graywarrior]

14. I called you a CLoward.

There is SUCH a difference. Get with the program.



Bwahahahahahahaha
:rofl:

[ieoeja]

13. Ronald McDonald is a corporate whore!

Have you ever seen Ronald McDonald do anything NOT related to making his bosses money? I'd say he ought to go ahead and change his last name to Reagan, but we already had a rightwing clown by that name!

No real Democrat would ever vote for Ronnie over Bozo. Are you a troll or just hating on Illinois (Bozo being a product of Chicago)?

[graywarrior]

15. I just KNEW that Bozo was a fucking Bozo.

Bozo assed bastard.

[techtrainer]

21. Ronald McDonald House Charities

http://www.rmhc.com

[ieoeja]

30. Good catch!

Let no one ever say I failed to give Ronnie credit where credit is due. He deserves something for this one. But I'm still voting Bozo.

Besides, one of my sister's best friends dated Ronald McDonald. And my sister's friends were all eggheaded college types. So Ronnie is a corporate whore -and- an elitist bastard!

[PoliticalAmazon]

23. But Bozo has constantly plaed the Big Shoe card, pandering to BigShoeists. n/t

[DearAbby]

16. Well there is always the third party choice...

Carrot-top

[PoliticalAmazon]

24. For the Love of God NOOOOOOOOOOO! n/t

[DAGDA56]

32. Oh Great! Then you're just throwing away your vote!

[PoliticalAmazon]

17. Yes, I'm in solidarity with the Clown Party. n/t

[Dhalgren]

18. Ronald McDonald put down Freddy the Freeloader for

trying to make peace in the Middle East, so I could never support him...

[AlCzervik]

20. We all float down here.

[techtrainer]

22. Actually Ronald McDonald and Bozo the clown were the same person

Willard Scott!

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_McDonald)


Edit: spelling & link

[PoliticalAmazon]

25. That's just a tin-foil-hat conspiracy theory. n/t

[slackmaster]

26. I'd write in James Traficant

He's supposed to get out of the joint next September.

[PBS Poll-435]

29. .

wrong place

[bunnies]

28. Pennywise! Cuz killer clowns get shit done. nt

[PBS Poll-435]

31. I would write-in "The Hamburglar"

You may not like his methods, but he knows how to put food on the table.

[DearAbby]

34. I can't vote for Ronald McDonald

It is a morals issue ::whispers::: I hear he can't keep it in his pants!