Books That Will Never Be Written.................

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We do this quite often during Football season on several NFL message boards. I thought it would be fun to try it here.

It’s called “Books that will never be written!”


Here are some political examples of Books you WON’T FIND in your local book store.





"Winning As An Overwhelming Favorite" by the Clinton Campaign, forward by Rudy Guliani


“How to Win the Democratic Nomination” by Hillary Clinton


“Winning the Base of the Party” By Hillary Clinton


“My SPRINGTIME Campaign Election Strategy” By Mark Penn


“Play by the Rules” By Hillary Clinton, forward by Terry McAuliffe


“My Acceptance Speech” By Hillary Clinton


“Building Your Legacy” By Bill Clinton


“Ask Me Anything” By Chelsea Clinton


“My Guide to Winning Pledged Delegates” By Mark Penn and Howard Wolfson


“Never Take Anything For Granted” By Hillary Clinton


“Reading the Handwriting on the Wall” By Hillary Clinton


“Stay Positive” By Hillary Clinton


“Using Rational Arguments to Win” By Lanny Davis


“I’m not Angry, Bitter and Old” By former ABC News Reporter Carol Simpson


"Getting Paid What You are Worth" By Mark Penn


“I Win!” By Hillary Clinton


“Helping Your Wife Reach Her Dream” A motivational book By Bill Clinton


“My Mom as President!” By Chelsea Clinton


“I Was Against This War from The Start” By Hillary Clinton, forward by the Democatic Congressional Leadership


“Yes, We REALLY DO Want Clinton to Be the Next President” By Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Fox News


“I believe Blacks Can Achieve” by Geraldine Ferraro


“Appealing To the Best of America” By Hillary Clinton


“The Truth Is Your Best Defense!” By Hillary Clinton


"A Black Guy Will Never Be Nominated!" By Hillary Clinton and Geraldine Ferraro. Foward by Terry McAuliffe




Please feel free to add more “Books that will never be written!” Some of them can be real funny!

[davidpdx]

1. Insulting States That Don't Count

By Hillary Clinton, Forward by Karl Rove

[rug]

2. "How To Bowl" by Barack Obama

[AllentownJake]

3. Didn't she bowl

On Ellen's show and actually did worse?

[rug]

4. It was just one frame. She does much better in the last 3 frames.

[SparkyMac]

5. "Obama's Presidential Years"

[DearAbby]

6. "How to win a Honorable War" By George W Bush

[DearAbby]

7. " SO?" By Richard Cheney ..........n/t

[Aloha Spirit]

12. That's totally getting written.

[DearAbby]

8. " Making the Role of First Lady Meaningful" Laura Bush....n/t

[DearAbby]

9. "OMG!...What I did at my Sister's Wedding Reception" Barbara Bush

[DearAbby]

10. "Under Fire in Tuzla Bosnia - A Personal Journey in Courage"

By, Former First Lady, Senator Hillary Clinton

[Blue_Roses]

16. ...

:rofl:

[Merlot]

11. Might be funnier if the books were about bushco

I"m just not in the mood for Hillary bashing this morning.

[DearAbby]

13. "My Personal Profile of Courage" George W Bush

[intaglio]

14. Try these - not anti-Hillary

Coming Second - Barack Obama

The Inevitable Victory of Inevitability - Barack Obama

Perfecting the Southern Strategy - Howard Dean

Lifelong Loyalty; a man's responsibility to his family - Bill Clinton (Did I mention Bill?)

The Ministry; a life of modesty and service to your flock - J Wright

In addition I would like to propose one book that should be written

War Crime Tribunals; a defendant's view - G W Bush

[Willo]

15. "The Art of Public Speaking" by George Bush

"War Is Not An Option", by John McCain

"It's All About the Beer" by John McCain

"The Role of Least Importance: The Easy Way to Pad Your Resume" by the Superdelegates

"Voting With Confidence", by Diebold

"The Cheapskate Democrats: How to campaign on a dime", by Barack Obama

[aaaaaa5a]

17. The Diebold book made me laugh... that was good!

[anonymous171]

18. "UFOs are the single most important issue to Americans"-Tim Russert