I'm Bored. Explain To Me Why Hillary Can Still Win.

[slinkerwink]

Seriously. I'm interested in any theoretical possibilities as to how she can still get the Democratic nomination.

[kenny blankenship]

1. Bill Clinton will sleep with all the superdelegates it takes

to get him back to banging whitehouse interns.

[slinkerwink]

6. even male superdelegates?

[kenny blankenship]

19. Hey now. It's a big tent, and he lived through the Disco craze

Bill and the Clenis have traveled to many strange lands and done weirder stuff before.

[LaStrega]

29. Hey ...

Sometimes a cigar *is* just a cigar.


"Clenis" :rofl:

[Kittycat]

46. Oh shit..

:spray:

[stratomagi]

52. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

:rofl:

[cliffordu]

20. FOCK!!!! LOL !!!!!!

[Darth_Kitten]

39. Michelle Obama can tell the world how ashamed of her country she is?

Tit for tat.

[kenny blankenship]

41. And I'm right back to being bored again

Where was the tit?

[sfam]

2. Because Bill Said So....

That's all the reason there is. Once Bill says "NO" then she won't be able to win any more...

[slinkerwink]

9. Bill sounds like my mom. "I'm your mother and because I said so!"

[dubeskin]

3. She Really Cannot

However, by staying in until after Kentucky/Oregon and going lite on Obama, she can "gracefully" drop out and let the race be over. The only REAL way is if she managed to get every remaining superdelegate to go for her.

[Colobo]

4. She'll go out winning. You got it right. May 20th.

[slinkerwink]

7. hilarious picture!

[Bicoastal]

5. She can go back in time and prevent Barack Obama from being born.

She'll need one of these.

[slinkerwink]

8. awesome, so she can TIME TRAVEL!

[POAS]

54. She'd only have to go back to 2003 and

vote and speak forcefully against the Iraq invasion!

[littlebit]

10. I'm bored

if I post Obama sucks how many people do you think will flame me? I have a quota I have to meet every day.

[slinkerwink]

14. Don't you mean a racial quota?

[Moochy]

51. Too late your state already went for Obama

But here have some delegates so you don't feel bad. Everybody wins!

[BattyDem]

11. The sky will open, the light will come down ...

celestial choirs will be singing and everyone will know that we should give Hillary the nomination.

[slinkerwink]

15. What light? What choirs? What sort of skies?

The weather says 100% chance of rain tomorrow.

[BattyDem]

21. Rain?? There goes her parade.

:evilgrin:

[graycem]

35. Haha..

I thought that was rain... maybe I better listen a lil' more closely. :P

[Exilednight]

38. You forgot one: Hell will freeze over. n/t

[Mooney]

12. Obama could get hit by lightning.

Hey, he spends a lot of time outdoors.

[slinkerwink]

16. won't he be SuperObama if he gets hit by lightning? He could use his newfound powers

to electrify the country and shock McCain into submission.

[BattyDem]

22. I think he's already done that.

[LaStrega]

31. HAHAHAHA that's fan-freakin'-tastic!

[Mooney]

24. He's already Super Obama, remember?

We're a CULT, dammit, and we have to remember that our messiah already has awesome powers.

[SwampG8r]

40. a witch turned me into a newt

but thanks to obama i got better

[melody]

30. I'm thinking maybe a radioactive spider

SpiderObaman would be so much cooler than any other superhero.

[Ichingcarpenter]

13. Hillary's Super Secret Weapons

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5914479&mesg_id=5914479

[slinkerwink]

17. I like those super secret weapons.

[Ichingcarpenter]

25. I don't .... Obama doesn't have this one nor has he used the old one

Only Hillary has used this one

LinK: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5914479&mesg_id=5914479

[melody]

18. It involves nanotech and cyborg implants

And Phillip K. Dick

[BattyDem]

27. Or Jean-Luc Picard

[SwampG8r]

42. yes hillarians

resistance is futile

[graycem]

23. Well, there's a whole list

1) Alien invasion (the bodysnatcher people could invade Barack and make him Dubya's twin).
2) Meteor could land on him while sound asleep in Chicago.
3) Mark Penn could photoshop some really convincing evidence of him doing nefarious things. (sex, drugs, murder, cross-dresser, etc.):P
4) Garin could find a "Plan to Enslave Whitey" that he found from a campaign office dumpster and break the story through Drudge. :scared:
5) He could score a 27 if he tries to bowl again in Kentucky. :scared:

Plus there are thousands I haven't thought of, and THEN you'll be glad Hillary didn't suspend her campaign!

[Mooney]

26. Regarding #3

The words "Mark Penn" and "really convincing" do not belong in the same sentence.

[graycem]

34. heh...

maybe he bought Photoshop for Dummies. It could happen! :P

[thewiseguy]

28. Its the superdelegates stupid!

Oh wait Obama leads her there too. :hide:

[rocktivity]

32. All she has to do is get 86% of the vote in ALL SIX of the remaining contests

It's that simple. I don't know why Hillary is coming up with all this other stuff.

:headbang:
rocknation

[Hamlette]

33. an argument that the delegates should vote for her because she will be "ahead" in the popular vote

right now, Obama is ahead by 736K. If you add in some figure for the caucus states, he's ahead by 846K.

If you add MI and FL and don't add in some figure for the caucus states, his lead is only 113K

She is expected to win big in WV and KY and he's expected to win OR, MT and SD, though not by as big a margins. She'll pull even with him, again, not counting caucus states and counting FL and MI when you count the states.

So, she's going to count Puerto Rico which expects 900K voters on June 1.

Even though PR can't vote in the election, she will probably need to count them to be leading in the popular vote.

Her argument will be, not voting for her will be like 2000 all over again when the winner of the popular vote didn't get the office.

Problem is, she has to count MI giving Obama zero and she has to count none of the caucus states and she has to count a territory that can't even vote in the general.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2008/president/democratic_vote_count.html

[SwampG8r]

44. the "popular" vote

in a systems including a caucus is impossible to determine
dont even play this game with them
just tell them to run the numbers using DNC rules
you wont hear another word about it

[rug]

36. You must have missed this.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5911960

[FlyingSquirrel]

37. Here ya go

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5911960&mesg_id=5911960

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[slinkerwink]

45. and they won't support her in the end.

[MonkeyFunk]

47. Well, that's just your guess.

but you asked for a "theoretical" explanation. You got one. You just don't like it.

[slinkerwink]

48. Nah, I live in D.C., and let me tell you, it's not going to happen from what I hear.

[Blarch]

53. ya...

and MonkeyFunk might fly out of my butt.

[sniffa]

49. There's a thread in the Hillgeon mapping it out

- The RNC devastates Obama with relentless attacks over the summer months
- HRC goes to Convention to save the Democrats because Obama has been made unelectable by the RNC attack machine.

That's the plan. :rofl:

[ClassWarrior]

50. Does it involve a lead pipe?

NGU.