Been gone a while. Has Hillary dropped out yet?

[Unsane]

Guess not. What gives? Her campaign smacks of desperation. I can only conclude that the purpose of her contuining presence in the race is to irreparably harm our nominee (Obama), thereby improving her chances in another run in '12 (though this is a pipe dream, as the base of the Democratic Party has grown to despise the woman).

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. There is actually a valid reason.. no, not the usual

the valid reason is to get the base prepared and to make plans to at least partially retire the debt


Now this is an actual rational explanation

[Jane Austin]

5. Nobody's going to want to help her retire her debt

if her husband keeps trashing Obama and his supporters.

[NanceGreggs]

2. Post from the future ...

Posted on May 12, 2156 ...

LBN Forum: "Hillary Clinton still in race - vows 'comeback' imminent."

[Unsane]

3. lmao

[hisownpetard]

4. Oh, damn, you missed it! Hillary not only withdrew from the race, but she freed the unpaid

sweatshop workers who've been cutting up confetti with school scissors for weeks, trying to accumulate enough
for her expected landslide in Guam.

However, since that failed to materialize, she has vowed to donate all her steel-cut confetti to John McCain's campaign,
in exchange for a place on the ticket.

[DearAbby]

6. Hermetically sealed in a Mayonnaise Jar.......

Answer: "Hell has frozen over"


:::rips open envelope, blows in the it::::

:::removes question typed neatly on piece of paper::::

::;reads:::


Question: "When will Hillary Clinton finally end her Campaign?"

[DearAbby]

7. Conan with flashlight under his chin.....

the year 2024...the year 2024...the year 2024

"Hillary Clinton is still Campaigning, vows to take it all the way to the convention floor!"

[Unsane]

8. lol!

[grantcart]

9. They still have a few more book deals to negotiate

[WonderGrunion]

10. No. And despite the restraining order,

I still keep getting these mysterious calls around 3am in the morning.