271.5 delegates?

[vincenzoesq]

I can't wait to see a .5 delegate. Top half? Bottom half? Down the middle? What a fun election!

[YOY]

1. Gary Coleman...

Or exactly 1/5th of "Two and a Half Men"

[PurityOfEssence]

2. Solomon lives!

It's quite fitting that a sloppy and corrupt method to SEEM like approximating the will of the people instead of an honorable attempt to ACTUALLY approximate it should yield a laughable result like this.

Rationality is the biggest casualty of this primary season: with such a lack of parallelism between the various apportionments of primary votes within different states, the inability to determine ACTUAL popular vote due to the extreme difference between primaries and caucuses and the extremely ridiculous situation in Texas that nets diametrically opposed results, the whole thing sabotages any attempt to apply logic. Add to this the egocentric childishness of Michigan and Flawridden and any shred of dispassionate analysis is swept aside by the selfish vitriol of the various factions operating in a near-pure emotional realm of joyous outrage.

There's no way this can sort out without endless blame and howling.

[DerekJ]

3. Here is a pic of one: