I'm sorry I can hold my peace no more the State of

[AllentownJake]

New Jersey offends me. They come over into my great state of Pennsylvania and they drive badly. They also have too many garbage dumps. There is nothing beautiful about this state and I'm angry they border me. TV also told me that mobsters live there.

Damn you to hell New Jersey.

[BlooInBloo]

1. And they say "joisey" all the time! Why do are they always talking about shirts!??!!

[AllentownJake]

2. The accent

Ignorant fucks

[PM7nj]

3. You guys need to learn how do drive through a traffic circle.

Nothing makes me laugh my ass harder than seeing some fool with a PA license plate shitting themselves while getting stuck in the middle of a circle.

[AllentownJake]

5. We believe in grids here

Circles are a klan symbol and you know it you ignorant fucks.

[Aloha Spirit]

11. Jug handles!!!! So ethnic.

[BayouBengal07]

4. Southern New Jersey is very green.

You can see why they call it the Garden State if you drive through some of the more remote areas of Southern NJ. It's actually kinda pretty.

[AllentownJake]

6. Except for the smell of Garbage

and Bon Jovi's hairspray.

That fuck single handidly caused Global Warming.

[Occam Bandage]

7. It got that name the same way Greenland did:

In a cruel attempt to trick the gullible into moving to a hellhole.

[AllentownJake]

10. Nobody moves into New Jersey

It's free to get in you have to pay to get out.

[Meshuga]

29. I will give you that

I moved out as soon as I could. :-)

[dchill]

12. That's not foliage...

It's misplaced overflow of bribe money.

[Cant trust em]

8. There is some funny shit on DU today.

I love this place.

[SoFlaJet]

9. 4 words Jake

Bruce Springsteen, Frank Sinatra

[AllentownJake]

13. The first thing they did when they got money

Is get as far away from that hell hole as possible.

[Berry Cool]

14. Heavens to Jon Bon Jovi!

Someone needs a time out!

[AllentownJake]

16. I'm so angry

I'm starting a campaign to make them their own country....if not a territory.

Why do they have electoral votes...they are evil over there.

[MadBadger]

15. We dont give a flying fuck.

Oh, and This man has something to say to you

Fuck you

[AllentownJake]

18. Get a sports team

and the Devils don't count. No one watches Hockey.

The Giants and Jets don't count either. They are so ashamed of playing their they won't allow themselves to be labled from that state.

[melody]

17. Don't even get this Californian started on Arizonans!

They are a fat people ... a silly people ...

</lawrence of arabia>

[Faygo Kid]

19. When Sinatra was alive he had pieces of guys like you in his stool.

Careful about that New Jersey stuff, pal. Hoboken natives don't like it.

Ring a ding ding.

[AllentownJake]

21. You have no class

Why don't you people leave the country you don't add anything.

[Faygo Kid]

38. You never heard of Joe Piscopo's skit playing Sinatra on "Saturday Night Live?"

Grow a sense of humor.

[AllentownJake]

42. This is my poor attempt

To be Stephen Colbert.

[Meshuga]

20. I grew up in NJ so I have to agree it is a dump

But you can't blame Jersey drivers for having trouble driving in PA since the roads in PA suck. They are just horrible. One would think they have enough money to build better roads. But I guess that is not the case.

All of NJ sucks! I will give you that.
At least PA has Philly which is a nice city. But the rest of PA is just shit, probably worse than NJ. Look at places like Easton, PA, for example, It's the insest capital of the US.

[AllentownJake]

23. You did not just insult the Great Lehigh Valley

We built this country with steel. Ever been in a tall building probably the steel was made here.

Our roads are the finest in the country.

Pennsylvania is the greatest place on earth.

[Meshuga]

24. PA must be doing a hand stand because the Lehigh Valley is its anus!

Holy shit! That place is like bizarro fucking world. Anybody who goes to Lafayette College knows that they have to deal with the crazy town people.

Even smelly NJ can't beat lehigh valley in the doom department.

On edit: and what is up with the stop and yield signs when entering a highway? Where else do they do such a thing outside of PA?

[AllentownJake]

25. Oh no you didn't

Lehigh University is one of the finest institutions in the country. Take that Princeton.

[Meshuga]

26. And what is up with the stop/yield signs to enter the highways

That's a PA exclusive! :-)

[AllentownJake]

27. We believe in saftey

when you enter the highways. Those signs save billions of lives.

[Meshuga]

32. You are supposed to merge gradually in order to follow the speed of traffic

Not start at zero! Come on! :-)

[AllentownJake]

34. You are obviously

a bigot. You don't understand our ways here.

[Meshuga]

36. What do you want from me?

I grew up in Jersey!

[Secret_Society]

22. I live in Staten Island and NJ also offends me lolol

but then again we have the country's biggest dump so I shouldn't be talking about NJ

[Willo]

51. OMG that OTHER borough

In NYC, the breeze from NJ would remind us to get the trash ready for the SI delivery.

[harun]

28. Having lived all over the country, including in New Jersey, I wish we could

make England take that one back.

I told my friend who still lives there it is like all these immigrants come to New Jersey, they try something, see how it is wrong, then move somewhere else and do it right there. He agreed.

Everything in NJ is messed up.

[jean627]

30. NJ, PA and MD all "offend" me. lol

I live in Delaware and there are more cars on our roads from those three states that there are Delaware cars...lol

[AllentownJake]

33. Delaware is a fine state

Very respectful drivers and beaches that don't have medical waste.

[Meshuga]

35. You guys were made into a state so we could bridge MD, PA, and NJ

Delaware is the ugly ten minutes we have to deal with when driving to a real destination.

[jean627]

39. Except for when you are in

our shopping mall parking lots taking advantage of our tax free shopping, or crowding our beaches...lol

[Meshuga]

46. That's true, I will give you that.

And that rest stop right when you get on I-95 just when you cross Delaware Memorial Bridge.

[AllentownJake]

47. At least Delaware

doesn't name their rest stops after shock jocks.

Delaware names their rest stops for heroes.

[AllentownJake]

40. Typical Nasty New Jersey mind set

They are just jealous of your waste free beaches and tax free shopping.

[jean627]

45. Yep!!

[Bucky]

31. I live in Texas & never been to NJ. But folks on TV make jokes about them. So I'm offended too.

I don't care that everyone I've ever met from there was nice and several have talked about how green it is. Am I supposed to believe ordinary people over a widely imitated hack television humor?

[AllentownJake]

52. Don't believe them

Your lucky you got through your meeting with them alive.

[HockeyMom]

37. I'd take NJ any day over Floreeda

Honest. Want to trade? Former (hopefully not long) New Yorker.

[Meshuga]

41. Florida and NJ are equals

People in NJ go to Florida to die.

[AllentownJake]

43. I'll agree on that

Florida is New Jersey's graveyard when they get too old to do their duty of picking up surgical waste from the beaches for tourist season.

[HockeyMom]

48. I'm on the "other" coast of Florida

Crackers and Midwesterners. When I voted it was, "Lookie here! We got ourselves a DEMOCRAT".

Bad, very, very BAD.

[AllentownJake]

50. In some counties in New Jersey

They don't even allow democrats to vote. It's a very sad sad place.

[HockeyMom]

44. Nope

Been here a year. It is far, far WORSE.

[Meshuga]

49. I will have to doubt you on that one

It's impossible. It's can't get any worse. :-)

[HockeyMom]

55. Sorry, I'd trade my right eye to be in NJ

rather than the "paradise" of Florida. My daughter played hockey and we traveled all over NJ and Pa., and New England. Yes, some parts were better than others but nothing like this awful state, which I have traveled all over too.

Disney World is not just in Orlando. They should rename the entire state FANTASYLAND.

[BeyondGeography]

53. New Jersey gave us Springsteen

Case closed.

[AllentownJake]

54. He's allright

I prefer PA band Live though...they'll be much bigger than Springsteen someday.