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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:09 PM
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Terry McCauliffe: Real Man of Genius...
I salute you, Mr Campaign manager guy...

You promised us a speech better than the Sermon on the Mount, and served up confetti to boot..
oh wait it sucked balls
You correctly identified that ALL the candidates were on the Michigan ballot...
but wait no they weren't!
You didn't let something as pesky as "Math", "Reality", or "Proper pitch and intonation" keep you from pushing your gal...
math is for elites!
You laugh at us mere mortals, and see into the future to know that something "bad" may happen to Obama...
spreading your hate!
So here's to you, mr Campaign manager guy....
(only to be enjoyed in the states that matter)
Grab a fresh one, because you've earned it...
mr "stupid I'm a crazy mindless" campaigner guy!

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Kittycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:11 PM
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1. You need a bigger font on that fail.
:rofl:
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:12 PM
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2. good satire.
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Thrill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:12 PM
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3. This guy ruined the DNC. And ruined the Dems in Congress. Now he's ruined Hillary
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polpilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:21 PM
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20. Total, total moron.
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:12 PM
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4. Beautiful!!! One of the biggest fail I've ever seen!!! Perfecto mundo!!
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:12 PM
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5. Hahahahaha!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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iamthebandfanman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:13 PM
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6. always fail with anything involving that guy`
these pundits crack me up.

anybody remember when chris kittan(spelling?) on SNL used to impersonate paul begala ?

classic.
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ShortnFiery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:13 PM
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7. One of the Clintons' Devil's Rejects: Captain Spaulding
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:13 PM
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8. Hey, he's wearing a flag pin!
So why do you hate America, CrimsonBlue ... if that's your real name. :tinfoilhat:
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:14 PM
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9. LOL nice.
Baghdad Bob.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:14 PM
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10. Terry McAwful's 2008 Cavalcade of Epic Fail!






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thunder rising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:19 PM
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17. What's Hill doing to our donkey?
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Edgewater_Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:14 PM
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11. "YEEEAAAH You better Count 'em Aaa-aaall!!"
Great reference, by the way.

MISTER CAMAPAAAIGN MAANAGERRR GUUYYY-YYYYYY!!!!
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WeDidIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:15 PM
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12. The sweetest part of the Obama nomination is
Terry McAwful will retire to a life of nonsensical punditry in the aftermath of the height of punditry on Cable TV.

He'll end up being "let go" within two years when paid punditry becomes limited to a rare few and thousands of bloggers.
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csziggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 01:39 AM
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25. Please - just DON'T send him back to Florida
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 03:21 AM
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30. That will be the icing on the cake
to an Obama win. I hope we never have to see or hear from ole Terry again and he fades into complete obscurity.
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yourguide Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:15 PM
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13. NICE!
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:16 PM
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14. and he did such a excellent job winning in 2002 and 2004...
oh wait, he was on *our* side!
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:17 PM
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15. He was a travesty as the chair to our party. Watching him tonight was truly
astonishing.
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graycem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:18 PM
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16. I love
the Real Man of Genius commercials. How fitting. :rofl:
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:20 PM
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18. He was spinning faster than Brian Boitano.
I expected him to drill himself into the floor.
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Beregond2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:20 PM
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19. I can't look at the guy
without thinking: "Tool."
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:22 PM
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21. I want Triunph the comedy insult dog to interview him after Kentucky
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corkhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:22 PM
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22. post of the night.
:toast:
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Lefty-Taylor Donating Member (310 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:24 PM
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23. And the other day he implied that Timmy's daddy "Big Russ" was dead
and looking down from Heaven and Timmy had to let him know that Big Russ was still alive and probably in his Barcalounger... :rofl:
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-13-08 09:27 PM
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24. I tweaked the photo


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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 01:42 AM
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26. Whattaya want to bet he'll have his own talk show on CNN before
the end of the year??
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 02:03 AM
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27. a thread on Terry and I am the first to post a Baghdad Bob reference?
How close was this thread to fail?



Your post is a very clever turn of the 'real man of genius' series beautiful


Now it is left for us to contemplate how really fucking stupid do you have to be to take the yoke of failure off of the

shoulders of Penn and become the official symbol of failure. I mean that is ambition.


And now I am going to reveal a deep secret about Terry that only family members know and that is that he actually started as a child actor. He played Mikey in the Life Cereal commercials where the brothers would give it to Mickey and see if he died or something.


Here is the earlier shot and the resemblance is obvious





Now when the clowns at the Clinton campaign have something really stupid to say they just say give it to Terry he will say it!.


And he does.
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Cali_Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 02:14 AM
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28. Uber Fail
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datopbanana Donating Member (938 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-14-08 02:14 AM
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29. yep
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csziggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:03 AM
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31. The Daily Show had dueling idiots with Terry and Tweety
done to the dueling banjo song. I missed a lot of it cause I was laughing so hard. Video is not up yet.
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