John Edwards is a saint. John Edwards is a traitor. John Edwards is

[saltpoint]

a Carolinian. Hillary Clinton is a witch. Hillary Clinton is an angel. Hillary Clinton is from Illinois.

Barack Obama is inspirational. Barack Obama is inexperienced. Barack Obama is is/not a Muslim.

Chris Dodd has sex with farm animals. Chris Dodd speaks nine Asian languages. Chris Dodd speaks Spanish.

Mike Gravel.

Tom Tancredo.

Keith Olbermann.

Wolf Blitzer.

Rudy Giuliani is a thug. Rudy Giuliani manipulates heroism. Rudy Giuliani is a bully.

Brit Hume.

Paine.

Franklin.

Geronimo.

Jefferson.

Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise is hyper. Tom Cruise is rich. Tom Cruise is untalented. Tom Cruise is loud.

Intelligent Design is the disguise the wolf of fundamentalism wears as it lurks outside government offices and schools.

Bill Clinton's blowjobs are none of our business. Phyllis Schlafly has never had an orgasm, and it would likely kill her if she did.

Rush Limbaugh is influential. Rush Limbaugh is a drug addict. Rush Limbaugh is wealthy. Many anonymous drug addicts are neither wealthy nor influential.

Dalton's bike is a holy relic.

People we do not know grieve for their parents, their neighbors, their co-workers in the wake of the earthquake in China. In sad groups they gather near the high school to grieve the disappearance of their children.

Huckleberry Finn.

Harriet Tubman.

Gore Vidal.

Red Cloud.

John Edwards is a saint. No, he isn't. Yes, he is.

It's Wednesday night, a very good night to donate to DU.

[medeak]

1. snort! n/t

[Swamp Rat]

2. At least he isn't a shrill shaming shrew.

:D

[saltpoint]

4. I love the Carolinian. Hi, Swamp Rat.

:hi: :dem:

[Swamp Rat]

7. Way'at OC!

:hi:

John Edwards is my Mayonnaise and Barack Obama is my ketchup. :D

[saltpoint]

8. Sounds like good eatin' to me.

Swamp Rat, I keep thinking it's going to be over soon, and maybe today's event in Grand Rapids will accelerate the pace a bit.

I hope so.

I'm eager to start taking full punches at McCain.

[Swamp Rat]

9. Me too!

I was itching to do ONLY McLame pix, but Hillary and her amusing supporters continually distract me. :D



How are you this fine evening? I've been working since early in the morning, and am looking forward to the Daily Show/Colbert Report in a few minutes. :)

[saltpoint]

10. Pretty good, by god. Spring finally got here and the trees are showing

signs of life, and the tulips are up.

Enjoy Daily & Colbert. Two winners.

[Swamp Rat]

15. On now... see you in a few.

:hi:

[Condem]

3. Is someone who I caucused for, my friend.

Donated already.

[saltpoint]

5. thank you for that, then, on both counts.

Good to see ya.

[Condem]

6. Back at ya, Crusoe. A good day!

[asdjrocky]

11. K & R for the Carolinian!

Haven't seen that in a while.

[saltpoint]

12. : ) -- with any luck at all, we'll all see plenty of The Carolinian in

the next administration once we kick John McCain's worthless ass into far space.

[asdjrocky]

13. Music to my ears my friend.

[saltpoint]

17. And you certainly know a thing or two about music.

:toast: :thumbsup: :dem:

[Ninga]

23. Hi rocky! Hope you are well.

:hi:

[asdjrocky]

28. Hey ya Ninga!

It's like old home week. Hell, I feel like we're putting the band back together.

[Ninga]

21. A glass of frosty milk and a rich chocolate brownie fresh from the oven! A late evening toast to

John Edwards....

Let's party!!

Hi OC :hi:

[saltpoint]

26. Party! With chocolate brownies! Excellent. Count me in!

Hey there. Nice to see you knockin' around these boards.

[tritsofme]

14. He is what he always has been, a phony.

Doesn't he have some more poverty learning to do at his hedge fund?

[saltpoint]

16. Ah you don't mean that.

[Condem]

18. Oh-oh ,spaghettio's

A fuckin fly in the ointment.

[asdjrocky]

29. And I ask you-

What has Chelsey learned at the hedge fund she works for?

[tritsofme]

30. I bet she's there because she wants to gain industry experience and make money.

Not some phony line like learning about poverty.

[Auntie Bush]

19. Alright already!

You must be in 7th heaven with Barack and Edwards by his side. congratulations! Now come back to earth or we'll be farced to miss you.

[saltpoint]

22. Hey there, Auntie Bush -- you know, I can honestly tell you that

I miss all 8 of our originals.

They have something to bring to the table, and McCain doesn't even HAVE a table.

And if he did, the policies he's endorsing would exclude huge chunks of the populace from having their fair share to eat.

He's a fierce man, more ignorant than patriotic, IMO, and not very self-challenged. He's dangerous, therefore, and I'm very frightened of what the nation would become under his "leadership."

I think working people must have been thrilled with the Grand Rapids event today.

Good to see you, as always.

[AspenRose]

20. John Edwards might get a Jet Ski soon.

And he's hawt. :-)

[saltpoint]

24. "..and he's hawt." LOL! I saw early pictures of Elizabeth and John

Edwards, and then got to see them in person in Iowa.

Gotta say, if those two hadn't have crossed paths, it would have been up to us to introduce them. They are a duo, hearts and bones.

I love 'em.

[Jennicut]

25. Yes hs is quite cute. And very very cute with Obama.

Okay, so we should not choose a national ticket based on looks but they did look really cute together. I couldn't help but say it..and oh yeah, they are both good Democrats too. Thank you for supporting Obama John! I just want this primary process to be over so we can fight McCain.

[saltpoint]

27. There ya go. I think rickety old John McCain is in for a rough

few of months between now and November.

We got the TEAM.

[crankychatter]

31. help

I'm a rock

[saltpoint]

32. Then, my son, you shall be the foundation of my church...

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34. My sister. My daughter. My sister. My daughter.

It's Chinatown, Jake.

[saltpoint]

35. : )