I will pave the streets with the bodies of Obama supporters!

[Orrex]

Oh, wait! I'm an Obama supporter!

Gosh, I just get so fired up when I come into GD-P that I can't keep my ire straight.

:blush:

[kenny blankenship]

1. OOooh he's so UNELECTABLE that I refuse to vote for him in November!!!

Now you got me started.

[Orrex]

3. That's it--you're asphalt

Darn it. There I go again!

[kenny blankenship]

11. Just wait 'til he enslaves all real Americans on behalf of his black Marxist Islamic Masters!

--then you'll be the sorry one.

[Orrex]

14. Let's not be too hasty...

Surely the black Marxist Islamic Master's can't fuck things up any worse than Bush's white Fascist Masters, can they?

[kenny blankenship]

20. Try telling yourself that when they march you off to a salt mine in a state without any salt in it

Because you'll be working as an unpaid laborer in a centrally planned economy where loans at interest are blasphemous and Karl Marx ascended into Heaven on a winged horse. Can they fuck things up? Say goodbye to bacon, beer and the pursuit of happiness and say hello to 1,000 dollar/bbl oil! You'll clutch the sandbag that serves as your pillow in the non-coed worker's dormitory of the labor camp or re-education center or madrassah where you wind up, and dream of the good times you used to have with the shiny jackboot of Fascism but it will never come back to save you. Because you pushed it away.

As-Salamu Alaykum, Tovarich!

[Orrex]

23. No WAY am I going through freshman year like that again

The first two times were bad enough!

[stray cat]

2. LOL

[TZ]

4. dude

You are on such a smartass roll today..You are putting MiM's shit stirring abilities to shame.....:rofl:

[Orrex]

7. What can I say? I'm inspired!

:evilgrin:

[AtomicKitten]

5. Focus.

:D

[Orrex]

6. Your sig graphic is fantastic!

I must steal it.

[AtomicKitten]

9. when Obama secures the nod, the graphic becomes our mantra!

[EFerrari]

8. Dude, that was MY kool aid.

I know what you mean though. As soon as I come into this forum, there's a little pain just above my temple but, I have to stay here until I hear the click.

[Snarkoleptic]

10. I overheard a friend of a friend of mine say that Obama's tailor is a Mus

ician.
<jaw drop> Gasp!

[Orrex]

12. He has a tailor? What an elitist! Let's vote McCain!

:mad:

[Snarkoleptic]

13. Agreed, but first let's all invest in companies that make coat hangers and white sheets.

We'll make a fortune!

[casus belli]

15. With all the claims of people having been "thrown under the bus"

it's a pave-as-you-go sort of deal.

If I never see that expression used again, by the way, it will be too soon.

[Orrex]

16. How about "kicked to the curb" instead?

There's a whole bunch of Dr. Phil-isms that should be stricken from our public consciousness. Along with Dr. Phil.

[DavidDvorkin]

17. Don't forget "Ze lamentations of zeir vimmen!"

[Orrex]

18. How could I forget the Governator?

Crom!

[davsand]

19. What? You are JOKING about this? You are sexist and DEAD to me.

(You can't see me holding my hand up so you can "talk to the hand")

Now I'm gonna go to my corner, plug my ears, and chant today's talking points/matra.



Laura

[whistler162]

21. I ain't gonna vote for his kind......

can't trust anyone born in Hawaii and well the whole left handed thing throws it over the top.:sarcasm:

[Neverarepublican]

22. Yesterday someone at work said "I am so afraid of Obama"

I asked her to elaborate her reasons. She said that she heard a morning news show, couldn't tell me specifics,
something about Obama having connections with Middle Easterners, and also all the money he raised
in Illinois going to the poor outside the US. I said I needed facts. I told her ever since the so called weapons
of mass destruction crap I don't believe anything the mainstream media says. But this is just one
example of how someone is influenced by one news commentator. I am a white middle aged female Ohioan supporter
of Obama but this is the kind of thing that gets me down about the upcoming election. People just
believe what they hear from the mainstream news.