Dear Barack, I just blew through a quarter billion trying to destroy you,

[dailykoff]

my husband and I spent the last four months telling white voters not to trust you, I've spread every conceivable Lee Atwater-style rumor to get you to stumble in November, I've still got oppo guys rummaging through your personal life, and oh yeah I'm $31 million in debt.

Can I be your running mate? :eyes:

p.s. I'll send Bill around for an answer so don't bother calling, H

[NanceGreggs]

1. ...

H:

NO!

- B

[dailykoff]

5. The number you are calling has been disconnected.

Please send $31 million and try your call again.

[Selatius]

2. I really doubt Barack would choose her. It would totally betray his entire platform of change.

He would have to find somebody else who does not automatically invoke the word "establishment."

[redstate_democrat]

3. lol

:rofl:

[SlipperySlope]

4. P.S. - "Or else"...

[dailykoff]

6. Did I mention that my husband is a big shot?

Ask Bill Richardson how it feels to say no to me..

[ruby slippers]

14. no, it will be a tornado like the one they tried out today near Denver...

and a hurricane in Florida and the South again on election day like they did with Charlie, Frances, and Jeanne.....

HAARP....in control of our elections.

[Diane R]

7. "We can have dinner together to discuss it. I'll bring the casserole"....ha, ha, ha, cackle, cackle

[dailykoff]

9. All my friends tell me I'm the nicest person

the ones I'm still paying that is. The others all jumped ship after Iowa. :shrug:

[Triana]

8. Bwah!! K & R n/t

[TexasObserver]

10. Hillary to Obama: "Slash. Burn. Destroy. Maim. Love me."

Forget it, Hill. The tribe has spoken.

[dailykoff]

11. Florida and Michigan are still big.

It's the pictures that got small.

[babylonsister]

12. Dear Senator Clinton,

Thank you for your 'kind' offer, but I have other avenues to explore.
Most graciously,
Senator Barack Obama

PS Maybe we'll talk one day-or not.

[ruby slippers]

13. Barack's answer.....in Youtube fashion....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XbAwdd6owd0

[FatDave]

15. Hillary's desire for the presidency is so great that she will stop at nothing to have it.

Not exactly the person I'd want as my VP.